Marijuana Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Marijuana

Marijuana Quotes & Sayings

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There was no time to weigh chances. There was no such thing as chances anyway, in the distorted perspective of the weed fumes. — Cornell Woolrich

You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother. — Harry J. Anslinger

To inspire himself, he lit up a marijuana cigarette, excellent Land-O-Smiles brand. In — Philip K. Dick

Yes. And release prisoners who are incarcerated for pot. — Mark Cuban

At first it was just a misdemeanor, but then you lost the "mis-de" and you just got meaner and meaner.. — Louis Armstrong

Marijuana, for me in particular, releases my creative juices. It doesn't work well for performing, but for creating nothing works better. — Steve "Lips" Kudlow

We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption. — John Adams

I believe that marijuana, aka cannabis should be recognized for what it is - an effective herb, grown from soil and seed, nurtured by sun and rain. — Edward R. Cook

We are imprisoning or giving jail sentences to young people who are smoking marijuana. — Bernie Sanders

My father told me marijuana would cause me brain damage - because if he caught me doing it he was going to break my head. — Tom Dreesen

The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. — Willie Nelson

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it. — Billy Carter

He smoked so much marijuana that his hair smelled like a cupboard crammed with oregano; — John Irving

Lay off the needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. — Abbie Hoffman

Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant. — Art Linkletter

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton. — Jay Leno

Really? My people do the same thing. — Rob Van Dam

I think it's the snack food industry that's really pushing the marijuana legalization issue in California. — John Pappas

When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale. — Bill Clinton

Marijuana is probably the most dangerous drug in America today. — Ronald Reagan

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable. — Kurt Vonnegut

I'm sure a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. It's a lot safer to do it on marijuana — Mike Gravel

The primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races. — Harry J. Anslinger

Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses. — Hugh Hefner

President Obama answered questions on YouTube today. He was asked 7,500 times about legalizing marijuana. And that was just from Chad in Portland. — Conan O'Brien

Danbury wasnt a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine. — George Jung

Good people don't smoke marijuana. — Jeff Sessions

We need to educate Americans about the real harms of marijuana if we want to sustain the gains we've made over the past three years. — John Walters

James also revealed he and his teammates smoked marijuana one night after getting access to a hotel room in Akron. — LeBron James

I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions, You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried. — George H. W. Bush

Everything on the earth has a purpose, every disease and herb to cure it, and every person a mission. This is the Indian theory of existence. — Mourning Dove

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.' — Craig Ferguson

I think people can at least appreciate the sensibility behind the position I have. It is not a pro-marijuana position. It is a common-sense position. — Jared Huffman

I am not backing down on medical marijuana; I am doubling down. — Sanjay Gupta

I like to take a puff or two before going on the air. I still get stage fright when I have to perform. A little grass gets rid of the problem. — Bob Denver

If John Lennon is deported, I'm leaving too ... with my musicians..and my marijuana. — Art Garfunkel

We like it wet and we like it green, and we are the ones that they call obscene. — Sai Marie Johnson

I have a reputation for giving unpopular answers at Democratic debates. I never used marijuana. Sorry! — Joe Lieberman

Drugs induce paranoia and psychosis in people who have never taken any. — Terence McKenna

I did experiment with marijuana when I was a youth. — Andrew Cuomo

I don't think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol. — Barack Obama

My government will continue mounting a real fight against the trafficking of marijuana and all other drugs. — Enrique Pena Nieto

I don't believe that laws against things that people do regularly, like safe and responsible use of marijuana, make any sense, — Peter B. Lewis

I experimented with marijuana a time or two. — William J. Clinton

Then as now, someone who's high on marijuana or hashish is only a threat to your safety if you happen to be a Dorito. — Kyle Williams

I was 30 years old and this girl I knew found out I had never gotten high. Nobody had ever told me about marijuana. — Jack Herer

Any marijuana transaction I ever did with anyone, there were never any guns involved, ever. — George Jung

In our culture, the Native Americans, when two strangers come together. You know what we do in our culture? We smoke the peace pipe. — Tatanka

Was the government to prescribe us our medicine and diet, our bodies would be in such keeping as our souls are now. - Thomas Jefferson — Thomas Jefferson

I would absolutely never use the federal government to enforce the law of using marijuana — Ron Paul

Considering the fact that I've used it in the past, and know what it is, and seen the results of it, I don't view marijuana as a dangerous drug. — Tim Robbins

No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed! — Matthew McConaughey

Marijuana is taken by musicians. And I'm not speaking about good musicians, but the jazz type ... — Harry J. Anslinger

Marijuana. Boy, I thought that was just terrible. How could this great man do this to his life? — Tommy Rettig

Marijuana is one of the least toxic substances in the whole pharmacopoeia — Lester Grinspoon

Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration thing. — Jimmy Fallon

I don't think any responsible performer would go on stage high. If he convinced himself he is better that way, he is deluding himself. — Oliver

You've been smoking again, haven't you? Your eyes look like road maps and you're in full bastard mode. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

During a recent trip to Amsterdam, she sent me a picture of her smoking marijuana for the first time just because I asked her to. — Amy Poehler

A society has to make a choice: tolerate alternative lifestyles or build more prisons. — Rick Steves

It's an experiment, and it's probably good to have a couple states try it out to see before you make that national policy. — Bill Gates

I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing. — Lester Grinspoon

I'm not fighting for the Marlboro-ization of marijuana. — Ethan Nadelmann

I tried marijuana once or twice in England, but didn't like it. I didn't inhale. — William J. Clinton

"We have tax revenue that's going to allow us to look in a much more comprehensive way at intervening in addiction." — John Hickenlooper

"As Colorado attempts to build its brand as a healthy state, marijuana "dilutes what you're trying to do." — John Hickenlooper

I would not have the Justice Department prosecuting and raiding medical marijuana users. It's not a good use of our resources. — Barack Obama

'Cause I was already a smoker, it was easy to get addicted. The one thing that they don't teach you about marijuana is how addictive it is. — Merle Haggard

I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good — Kevin Smith

It's not how fast you go but how far you go fast. — T. Rafael Cimino

People say that marijuana is going to hurt my career. On the contrary, my fight career is getting in the way of my marijuana smoking. — Nick Diaz

Being defiant can be a good thing sometimes," Aunty Ifeoma said. "Defiance is like marijuana - it is not a bad thing when it is used right. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana. — Eddie Izzard

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. — James Purdy

Marijuana is ten times more dangerous than twenty years ago. — William J. Clinton

"I think decriminalization would've been a wiser first step." — John Hickenlooper

Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing. — Harry J. Anslinger

Marijuana may not be addictive, but growing it is. — Ed Rosenthal

A candle can bring light to a dungeon but it can also be used to light a deadly marijuana cigarette. — Eleanor Roosevelt

No one ever died from smoking marijuana, but millions of people have died by believing politicians. — Harry Browne

The War on Drugs has been an utter failure. We need to rethink and decriminalize our marijuana laws. — Barack Obama

Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana ... About 50,000 times. — Bill Maher

Another thing he laid in when he'd committed himself to one last marijuana vacation was petroleum jelly. — David Foster Wallace

As far as I'm concerned, the reformation of marijuana laws is something that I take seriously. I think it's something that can stimulate the economy. — Asher Roth

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake. — Bill Hicks

Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana. — Melissa Etheridge

Obama was heckled by someone who said, 'Don't forget about medical marijuana.' The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone in L.A. — Conan O'Brien

A new report says that last year Colorado collected $44 million in marijuana taxes. Unfortunately, they can't remember where they put it. — Conan O'Brien

Basically what's happening is I'm pleading guilty to possessing and having plants and not guilty to the charges of supply. — Alan Cinis

Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition? — Jon Stewart

We are trying to get marijuana reclassified medically. If we do that, we'll be using the issue as a red herring to give marijuana a good name. — Keith Stroup

It's a good thing most people bleed on the inside or this would be a gory, blood-smeared earth. — Beatrice Sparks

So what if it's risky? It's the right thing to do. What we're talking about is 160 people in deep pain. It only affects them. — Bill Richardson

In Cuba there are no drugs nor will there be. — Raul Castro

Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica. — Abraham Lincoln

Marijuana, for example, won't help one determine the correct aspect ratio ... — David Mamet

I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high. — Ricky Williams

Marijuana is the most violence causing drug in the history of mankindMost marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. — Harry J. Anslinger

Lethal like venomous snake bites the marijuana makes my eyes bright red like brake lights — Canibus

It (marijuana) will still be legal under federal law. — Dianne Feinstein