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No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end. — Marcus Brigstocke

I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much. — Marcus Brigstocke

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me. — Marcus Brigstocke

Britain is obsessed with political correctness. — Marcus Brigstocke

The most rewarding thing of my success has been the ability to use my music for many different causes that have become important to me. — Five For Fighting

Despotism subjects a nation to one tyrant; democracy, to many. — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess Of Blessington

The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones. — Marcus Brigstocke

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it. — Marcus Brigstocke

I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling. — Marcus Brigstocke

Later, that dozy embrace solidified in his memory as the single moment of artless, charmed happiness in their separate and difficult lives. — Annie Proulx

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock. — Marcus Brigstocke

Jim Henson was an absolute genius. — Marcus Brigstocke

And the problems come... one after another... an another... that's what government wants... problems. — Deyth Banger

To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it! — Marcus Brigstocke

Choosing a gentle reply doesn't mean you're weak; it actually means you possess a rare and godly strength. — Lysa TerKeurst

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt. — Marcus Brigstocke

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't! — Marcus Brigstocke

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role. — Marcus Brigstocke

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy. — Marcus Brigstocke

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them. — Marcus Brigstocke

I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan. — Marcus Brigstocke

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none. — Marcus Brigstocke

I'd rather be happy than right. — Marcus Brigstocke

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. — Marcus Brigstocke

More money," Etcoff writes, "is spent on beauty than on education or social services." FEARS — Arianna Huffington

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness. — Marcus Brigstocke

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed. — Marcus Brigstocke

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.' — Marcus Brigstocke

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost. — Marcus Brigstocke

For emotion is the enemy of rational argument. — Steven D. Levitt

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life. — Marcus Brigstocke

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god. — Marcus Brigstocke

I wouldn't say I was sexy! But I guess that's fine if that's what they say. I like that in concert. That's neat. — Michael Jackson

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull. — Marcus Brigstocke

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood. — Marcus Brigstocke

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else. — Marcus Brigstocke