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Man Jokes Quotes By Maria Callas: Love is so much better when you are

Love is so much better when you are not married. — Maria Callas

Man Jokes Quotes By Shiv Khera: Intellectual education influences the head and values-based education

Intellectual education influences the head and values-based education influences the heart. — Shiv Khera

Man Jokes Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Man Jokes Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: How can a man live without drinking water?

How can a man live without drinking water? How can a man live without breathing air? How can a man live without making jokes? — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Man Jokes Quotes By Atticus Poetry: I aspire to be an old man with

I aspire to be
an old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry

Man Jokes Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: Why has my motley diary no jokes? Because

Why has my motley diary no jokes? Because it is a soliloquy and every man is grave alone. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man Jokes Quotes By Emily Giffin: Why is a Christmas tree better than a

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on! — Emily Giffin

Man Jokes Quotes By Avijeet Das: A man does not become a real man

A man does not become a real man by showing his physical domination over women. A man becomes a real man by loving, respecting and protecting women. — Avijeet Das

Man Jokes Quotes By Nick Offerman: I learned as a young man that I

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist. — Nick Offerman

Man Jokes Quotes By Alan Cohen: Money is your friend. Your body is your

Money is your friend. Your body is your friend. Life is your friend. — Alan Cohen

Man Jokes Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: The ocean is a large drop; a drop

The ocean is a large drop; a drop is a small ocean. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man Jokes Quotes By Deyth Banger: The most dangerous job is to be a

The most dangerous job is to be a president - That's nothing more than a fact! — Deyth Banger

Man Jokes Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: The primary paradox that man is superior to

The primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy. — G.K. Chesterton

Man Jokes Quotes By Lord Chesterfield: It is by vivacity and wit that man

It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon. — Lord Chesterfield

Man Jokes Quotes By Carson McCullers: Love is the main generator of all good

Love is the main generator of all good writing ... Love, passion, compassion, are all welded together. — Carson McCullers

Man Jokes Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: What joy a forest without birds can give?

What joy a forest without birds can give? And what happiness a man without jokes can create? — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Man Jokes Quotes By Felicia Tatum: The love of my life, Francesca Taymon, stood

The love of my life, Francesca Taymon, stood in front of me, staring into my would with her deep brown eyes. — Felicia Tatum

Man Jokes Quotes By Erle Stanley Gardner: Clinton Foley is living?" "Of course he's living.

Clinton Foley is living?" "Of course he's living. He's living next door — Erle Stanley Gardner

Man Jokes Quotes By Frank Lampard: I like to go to America. That's where

I like to go to America. That's where I go for most of my holidays. — Frank Lampard

Man Jokes Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Water jokes about the obstacles on its way;

Water jokes about the obstacles on its way; wise man jokes about the obstacles on his way! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Man Jokes Quotes By Peter Chernin: Never, never tell jokes about a man with

Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction. — Peter Chernin

Man Jokes Quotes By DK Publishing: A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's

A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's sexual organ is brains. — DK Publishing

Man Jokes Quotes By Douglas Adams: Looked as if the various parts of its

Looked as if the various parts of its more or less humanoid body didn't quite fit properly. — Douglas Adams

Man Jokes Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Many a man was caused to perish by

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Man Jokes Quotes By Joseph Hansen: The man who acts as his own lawyer

The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. — Joseph Hansen

Man Jokes Quotes By Jamie Foxx: Man, after all my grandma put into me

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx