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Love is so much better when you are not married. — Maria Callas

Intellectual education influences the head and values-based education influences the heart. — Shiv Khera

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

How can a man live without drinking water? How can a man live without breathing air? How can a man live without making jokes? — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I aspire to be
an old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry

Why has my motley diary no jokes? Because it is a soliloquy and every man is grave alone. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on! — Emily Giffin

A man does not become a real man by showing his physical domination over women. A man becomes a real man by loving, respecting and protecting women. — Avijeet Das

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist. — Nick Offerman

Money is your friend. Your body is your friend. Life is your friend. — Alan Cohen

The ocean is a large drop; a drop is a small ocean. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most dangerous job is to be a president - That's nothing more than a fact! — Deyth Banger

The primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy. — G.K. Chesterton

It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon. — Lord Chesterfield

Love is the main generator of all good writing ... Love, passion, compassion, are all welded together. — Carson McCullers

What joy a forest without birds can give? And what happiness a man without jokes can create? — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The love of my life, Francesca Taymon, stood in front of me, staring into my would with her deep brown eyes. — Felicia Tatum

Clinton Foley is living?" "Of course he's living. He's living next door — Erle Stanley Gardner

I like to go to America. That's where I go for most of my holidays. — Frank Lampard

Water jokes about the obstacles on its way; wise man jokes about the obstacles on his way! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction. — Peter Chernin

A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's sexual organ is brains. — DK Publishing

Looked as if the various parts of its more or less humanoid body didn't quite fit properly. — Douglas Adams

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. — Joseph Hansen

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx