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A lot of my creative energy is spent coming up with a concept that, once I get it, I feel like it writes itself. — Mallory Ortberg

Books allow readers to determine what they wish. People often aren't quite as forgiving if you don't read or see exactly what they wish you to. — Anne Mallory

I grew up in a home where reading was a big deal. — Mallory Ortberg

While tentbound high on Everest, Mallory and his companions would read aloud to one another from Hamlet and King Lear — Jon Krakauer

haha must have been a weird typo it's illegal to hunt men but exhilarating — Mallory Ortberg

'Mallory,' he used to say, 'When a woman who can break you in half tells you that you're hers, you nod and agree.' — Isabella Carter

I love doing eyes - my signature look is a cat eye. I think it's so feminine, and it reminds me of old Hollywood. — Mallory Jansen

He is as much a part of the Derby tradition as the Twin Spires themselves — John Mallory Asher

What we get from this adventure is just sheer joy. And joy is, after all, the end of life. We do not live to eat and make money. — George Leigh Mallory

Tell me what has happened in this week that you've been absent from my window. — Anne Mallory

The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives. — Mallory Ortberg

It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies. — Mallory Ortberg

Did you know that, pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on Earth? It's true. Moose are very in tune with their natural surroundings. — Mallory Ortberg

If I'm going to the gym or the shops to get food, then I don't need to do anything - I'll just put on a pair of sunnies, and that's enough. — Mallory Jansen

The greatest danger in life is not to take the adventure. — George Leigh Mallory

I'd been going to study Pre-Flowering History," Tiercel offered.
"Now you're living it," Kave said. — Mercedes Lackey

My parents would always tell you that I was the crazy princess growing up. I was a drama queen. — Mallory Jansen

You will be my conscience, and I will be your shame. — Anne Mallory

Doing comedy is one of the best gifts in life. — Mallory Jansen

To be honest, I grew up with Alan Menken's music. — Mallory Jansen

You're so immature." "Blue hair. That's all I'm saying." "Bite me, dead girl." I showed fang and winked at her. "Don't tempt me, witch. — Chloe Neill

Don't mind Mallory. She's a sweetheart, once you get past the fact that she's a horrible person. — Rick Riordan

But I'll admit that he's kind of offensively delicious"
"Like salt and vinegar potato chips"
"Exactly — Chloe Neill

Strange how a tiny hand could make the weight of his new responsibilities feel like a boulder on his chest. — Margaret Mallory

Life is short.
Smile while you still have teeth. — Mallory Hopkins

Yeah, and if I have to choose between being eaten by the Endarkened and telling my Da I'm a Wildmage, I'm not sure which I'd pick. — Mercedes Lackey

Twas a shame a man who looked like that ever had to wear a shirt. — Margaret Mallory

I may not survive," Roderick said, resting his hand on the small of her back,"if I wait any longer to kiss you. — Margaret Mallory

My paycheck is so small it has an inferiority complex. — Mallory Kane

I have always been by your side, poppet, and so shall I always remain. — H.P. Mallory

When you don't do your job, you get fired. That's your warning. — Mallory Monroe

A woman who repeatedly asks a man she knows to be gay when he's going to get married and have children is not trying to let sleeping dogs lie. — Mallory Ortberg

Because it's there. — George Mallory

Better to leave dreams behind and go forward with purpose. — Anne Mallory

Arm yourself with as many options as possible before making your next move. — Mallory Ortberg

whoa
I wasn't LOOKING at a bird
wow where is this even coming from
the BIRD
wouldn't stop LOOKING
at ME — Mallory Ortberg

If just one person touches you without your permission, stepping back and saying clearly, "Please don't touch me" should get them to stop. — Mallory Ortberg

To struggle and to understand. Never the last without the first. That is the law. — George Mallory

"Not being virulently and overtly racist against black people" and "treating gay people like human beings" are necessary conditions of greatness. — Mallory Ortberg

Good God, the lad is a lass! — Margaret Mallory

Change was Fate' the Romans said. well, Andreas loathed Fate, That Bitch. — Anne Mallory

I don't think it's a requirement that a happy, fulfilling relationship also provide the best sex of all time. — Mallory Ortberg

All that majesty, all that infinite variety of energy, and all we see is a narrow little slice of it: seven measly colors. — Michael Reaves, Mallory Reaves

It's the only way I know how to deal with Conan's BMS." "His what?" "Bitchy man syndrome, — H.P. Mallory

I love the smell of a real Christmas tree - also, my mum's Christmas pudding with brandy sauce. — Mallory Jansen

I have admired David Bromley's work for years. He possesses such a wild and vivid imagination and really sees the beauty in everything. — Mallory Jansen

first of all she's not my girlfriend second of all denmark is a PRISON — Mallory Ortberg

Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. — Mallory Ortberg

There's no specific mission statement for the 'Toast.' — Mallory Ortberg

The duke's eyes were dark, but there was a glaze there. Pride in his dark son. — Anne Mallory

Because it's there. (when asked why he wanted to climb Everest) — George Leigh Mallory

If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog. — Mallory Ortberg

Nothing good comes of reading other people's emails. — Mallory Ortberg

This was what marriage was like, being able to look one's fill. — Anne Mallory

Burning her husband's bed was a mistake. Alison could see that now. — Margaret Mallory

Tenancy laws can be so complicated; I want to make sure OP is protected as much as possible. — Mallory Ortberg

Five-foot-8 is a perfectly normal height for a woman - it's slightly but not at all unusually tall and certainly shouldn't be causing you any torment. — Mallory Ortberg

I'm pretty sure there's no sexuality that justifies constant low-level harassment. — Mallory Ortberg

Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are. — Mallory Ortberg

Anyone who wants to pretend that your Huntington's disease is an invention is someone who does not have your best interests at heart. — Mallory Ortberg

Mallory Quinn was sweet, warm, and caring. She was a white picket fence and two-point-four kids. She was a diamond ring. She was someone's keeper. — Jill Shalvis

Anything where I get to write a lot of jokes and have a lot of creative control - that's all I want. — Mallory Ortberg

Why climb Mount Everest? Because it's there. — George Leigh Mallory

So, that's okay. It's not like you're turning into an Endarkened or something, like Kellen's evil stepbrother Anigrel the Black. — Mercedes Lackey

A pink fluttering bird flew across her mind. — Anne Mallory

I think every woman in their life wants to give a good face smack. — Mallory Jansen

Mallory leaned toward me. "FYI, your eyes are silver. I'll just add 'horny' to the list of reasons that happens." I nodded absently. — Chloe Neill

You don't need to hide the fact that you're in recovery, but you don't have to share your history of addiction with acquaintances at work, either. — Mallory Ortberg

Because it is there [famous explanation for wanting to climb Mount Everest]. — George Leigh Mallory

Some people give gifts in order to bewilder, confuse, and manipulate their recipients. — Mallory Ortberg

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony. — Jim Butcher

Later these tales would be retold and embellished by the genius of Mallory, Spenser, and Tennyson. — Winston S. Churchill

It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness! — Mallory Ortberg

Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator. — Mallory Ortberg

frosting emergencies are just as real as other kinds of emergencies — Mallory Ortberg

One comes to bless the absolute bareness, feeling that here is a pure beauty of form, a kind of ultimate harmony. — George Leigh Mallory

The miracle was that he had been allowed to do a miracle. And ever, says Mallory, Sir Lancelot wept, as he had been a child that had been beaten. — T.H. White

But as soon as you saw his hot, naked bod, you must have been like Bond, what bond? Oh, you mean bondage? — H.P. Mallory

Rome is possibly my favorite city in the world. I have such fond memories there - most of them food related. — Mallory Jansen

A gripper of a read ... Silence revives the cliff's-edge drama of those Jazz age climbs and drives home the tragedy of Mallory's death. — Bruce Barcott

You honestly can't go wrong with All Saints. I live in their leather! — Mallory Jansen

Addicts sometimes have a penchant for becoming the center of attention at other people's celebrations. — Mallory Ortberg

Gabriel didn't need to look back. To see. He trusted his friend. He smiled grimly. And wasn't that the crux? — Anne Mallory

A Positive Attitude makes a Powerful Mind.
Mrs. Pike from The Babysitters' Club book Hello, Mallory — Ann M. Martin

No one is fine on his own. People just say they are. — Anne Mallory

You have a wonderful opportunity here to not care about something that doesn't matter to you. Please don't miss out on it. — Mallory Ortberg

Never frightening her with anything but her own feelings for him. — Anne Mallory

You do not know how I have yearned to hear those words. — H.P. Mallory

You can't prevent a possible future closeness between your upcoming child and one or more of their grandparents. — Mallory Ortberg

Letting events end is not rude. Everything ends. — Mallory Ortberg

New York is not going to be a foreign place to me. They didn't revoke my visa. — Mallory Factor

You're barely older than me.'

'Than I,' he corrected me with a little smile. — H.P. Mallory

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful. — Mallory Ortberg

Sometimes the world is better off if one always defaults to option number two. — Anne Mallory

You trample on hearts as if they're grapes and you're making wine. — Mallory Kane

It's so, so awful for my entire body and my spine and my hands, and I have a perfectly good desk to write at, but I don't care. I love writing in bed. — Mallory Ortberg

I graduated with an English degree and worked for awhile in academic publishing. — Mallory Ortberg

I glared daggers at him, but they just bounced off him like water on a freshly waxed car. — H.P. Mallory

The only thing separating Americans and Brits is a comman language. — H.P. Mallory