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The power of daydreaming is similar to the power of well-made movies that can make you cry or make you laugh. — Scott Adams

Make him laugh and he will think you a trivial fellow, but bore him in the right way and your reputation is assured. — W. Somerset Maugham

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth. — Ron White

You're funny, which you can't be if you're not smart. Dad says it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them smile. — Cath Crowley

People may ask "why do you laugh at simple things?" Tell them that why don't you? Life is too short to make it so miserable. — Kenneth De Guzman

My whole thing as a performer is to affect people, whether I make you cry or I make you laugh. I would love to make you think. — Bresha Webb

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs. — Rob Delaney

There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh — Candace Bushnell

When you make something fetish, ashes and dusts will laugh at you, because they know even the most valuable fetishes will turn into dusts and ashes! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart. — Chuck Palahniuk

I feel sexiest when I can make you laugh. — Josh Duhamel

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living. — Dick Gregory

The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen. — Merrie Spaeth

If you can make people laugh, you know you're getting it right; it's an instant pat on the back. — Lucy Punch

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. — George Bernard Shaw

Maybe I didn't spend decades with you like Lucien did, but I bet I can make you laugh faster than he could. — Holly Black

If you want to make God laugh, then tell him your plans! — Robin S. Sharma

I've certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you're not supposed to make people laugh. — Andrew Rannells

If you want to see God laugh, make a plan. — Jodi Picoult

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? — Max Frisch

Good signiors, both, when shall we laugh? Say, when? You grow exceeding strange: Must it be so? Salar. We'll make our leisures to attend on yours. — William Shakespeare

You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent. — Hal Roach

Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh. — Helena Bonham Carter

I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it. — Sam Elliott

Donald [Trump] is a charming person. He can be fun. He can make you laugh.But he can turn on you.And get nasty and personal and vicious. — Ted Cruz

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. — Jimmy Carr

They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. — Bob Marley

I do love comedy, and when it's a comedy moment and you can make people laugh, of course it is wonderful. — Maggie Smith

It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am. — Ben Stiller

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh. — Rita Rudner

That's actually a rare thing to be on a set full of people that you admire and make you laugh all the time. — Ed Helms

So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale. — Reginald De Koven

I've always said music should make you laugh, make you cry or make you think. — Kenny Rogers

It's easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does not mean you can make me do anything. — C. JoyBell C.

Laugh all you want."
"I can laugh all I want." ::pause for effect:: "Did someone here make me say that?"
-Kyp and Bombaasa — James Luceno

You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold. — Ryan Lochte

If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there's nothing more attractive than someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. — Shay Mitchell

All stories are true. The truth is the journey you take from it - did it make you laugh, cry, or seek and want justice? Then it's true. — Patricia Polacco

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you. — Oscar Wilde

Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out. — Christopher Titus

If you can jump up onstage and make people laugh, shouldn't you also be able to inhabit a character? — Eric Bana

I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh. — Amy Schumer

I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out of the way. — Kiefer Sutherland

You know you've reached a very sad place when the only person who can make you laugh is yourself. — Rick Yancey

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel. — Jon Lovitz

True, he doesn't make you cry. Question is, does he make you laugh? — Holly Chamberlin

Laugh while you can, sweet girl," I growled against her lips. "I'm going to make you scream all those dirty words you're too scared to say. — Chelle Bliss

Whatever makes you smile and laugh more." His fingers toy with my bottom lip. "Let me make you smile. — K.A. Tucker

Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that. — William Shakespeare

Ponder, your comedies are woeful chaff:
Write tragedies, when you would make us laugh. — Horace Walpole

Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh. — Armando Iannucci

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! — Bill Maher

Surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Laughter is to the soul what sunshine is to a flower. — Peggy Toney Horton

Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power. — Bernie Mac

I do not get offended if you insult me, laugh at me or even make fun of me. I am offended when you do so to my dreams. — Sameh Elsayed

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you. — Joan Rivers

Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me. — Mariska Hargitay

Serious work gets done ... in congenial surroundings, which tend to make you laugh. — Ian McDiarmid

Comedy is harder than drama, because with comedy you're expecting a result..you make them laugh. [If] they ain't laughing then you're screwed. — Billy Bob Thornton

I made people laugh as a kid, but that's not how you make a living. — Bob Newhart

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. — Dane Cook

You wanna know how to make God laugh?" he said. "Tell him your plans." (God-shaped Hole) — Tiffanie DeBartolo

When I tweet, I try and accomplish three things. One, is to make you laugh. Two, is to inform you. Three, is to enlighten you. That's all I do. — Shaquille O'Neal

Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have. — Bobby Darnell

There are these important things in some people's lives that can make you laugh even when you're going through a tough time or a stressful week. — Gillian Jacobs

Laugh at love and love will make you cry. — Ai Yazawa

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. — Aniruddha Sastikar

As you're rushing through life, take time to stop a moment, look into people's eyes, say something kind, and try to make them laugh! — Barbara Johnson

Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you. — Penny Marshall

If my stories can touch you, make you laugh, forget unhappy things, or even give you that 'good job' feeling, then I'll be super, super happy! — Kyousuke Motomi

Italians make you laugh and break your heart. — Chloe Thurlow

If you can't laugh, you won't make it. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

Why should I waste my good time making a straight dramatic film? The people who can't make you laugh can do that. — Mel Brooks

If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating. — Paul Merton

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Whoever makes you laugh hard, he will make you cry madly. — Merce Cardus

When you have a good movie, it's hard to categorize it. It's everything. It makes you laugh, makes you cry and makes you think. — Ice Cube

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. — Erma Bombeck

My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." — Mike Stud

I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them. — George Cukor

Most people are bad with names. I have learned a trick: Make them laugh and they will never forget you. — Mike Thompson

There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make you laugh. — Hayden Schlossberg

Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you. — Dale Carnegie

If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans. — Anne Lamott

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes. — Stephen Colbert

Always be your husband's best friend, make him laugh and give him a little bit of freedom - you can't suffocate him. — Roselyn Sanchez

It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep. — Robert Anton Wilson

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness. — Brad Garrett

I hoped to make you laugh," he said softly. "I've not seen much in the way of happiness in your eyes since we've crossed paths. — Karen Marie Moning

You have to make them laugh and then make them listen. — Aidan Quinn

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. — Richard Pryor

That was another thing about partners, she decided. They knew what would make you laugh, often before you did. — J.D. Robb

On my Superwoman channel, I am more of a performer, I am aiming to make you guys laugh. With vlogs, it's just me and my day, boring or fun. — Lilly Singh

Someone once said to me that if you want to make God laugh, just tell him your plans. Just tell him who you are. — Jack Ketchum

Humor in a relationship is so important. Many women will say that. Some say, 'If they can make you laugh, it's the sexiest thing on earth.' — Helen Mirren

Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn't a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality. — Stephen King

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be. — Hank Azaria