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Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I go for two kinds of men. The

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I wrote the story myself. It's about a

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Women want certain things in marriagethe right to

Women want certain things in marriage
the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: He who hesitates is a damned fool.

He who hesitates is a damned fool. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I'd like to see Paris before I die.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: It's easy to get married, but hard to

It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I never set out to make men a

I never set out to make men a career; it just happened that way. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: When women go wrong, men go right after

When women go wrong, men go right after them. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: In my long and colorful career, one thing

In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: It's not the men in your life that

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: You gotta get up early in the morning

You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Good theater is not what is expected, but

Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: A man has one hundred dollars and you

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over
them for years. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I only like two kinds of men, domestic

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Beulah, peel me a grape

Beulah, peel me a grape — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: He's the kind of man who picks his

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: It's hard to be funny when you have

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Come up and see me sometime.

Come up and see me sometime. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Sometimes it seems to me I've known so

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk

Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're

We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: An ounce of performance is worth pounds of

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Any time you got nothing to do -

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: What's the good of resisting temptation? There'll always

What's the good of resisting temptation? There'll always be more. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Pour him out of here!

Pour him out of here! — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I see you're a man with ideals. I

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Give a man free hands, and you'll know

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Dress gives one the outward sign from which

Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Don't let a man put anything over on

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I know so much about men because I

I know so much about men because I went to night school. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Sex is an emotion in motion.

Sex is an emotion in motion. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Ice is nice at any price.

Ice is nice at any price. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Grover Norquist: What Mae West said about sex is true

What Mae West said about sex is true about taxes. All tax cuts are good tax cuts; even bad tax cuts are good tax cuts. — Grover Norquist

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: The curve is more powerful than the sword.

The curve is more powerful than the sword. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We

No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Women are as old as they feel and

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Ya know it was a toss-up whether I

Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: When you think about it, what other playwrights

When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me? — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: A woman in love can't be reasonableor she

A woman in love can't be reasonable
or she probably wouldn't be in love. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Money is of value for what it buys,

Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Charlotte Church: When I try to get work in the

When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never said that to Mae West. — Charlotte Church

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I've been rich and I've been poor, and

I've been rich and I've been poor, and rich is better. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I've always taken men just as I found

I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Give a man a free hand and he'll

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: A real farmer. He spent his childhood in

A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Marriage is like a book. The whole story

Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: A man in the house is worth two

A man in the house is worth two on the street. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Your real security is yourself. You know you

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: One and one is two, and two and

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I believe that one day the world will

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: His mother should have thrown him away and

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Good sex is like good bridge. If you

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: It's not what I do, but the way

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has

Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: It's not what you can do, but the

It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I like a man what takes his time.

I like a man what takes his time. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Men are all alike - except the one

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: It's all right for a perfect stranger to

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Ruta Sepetys: Look at you, locked and loaded, like Mae

Look at you, locked and loaded, like Mae West of the Motor City. — Ruta Sepetys

Mae West Quotes By Edith Head: There are three fashion periods: the past, the

There are three fashion periods: the past, the present and Mae West. — Edith Head

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Some women pick men to marryand others pick

Some women pick men to marry
and others pick them to pieces. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to

Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: How tall are you big boy? Six foot

How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches! — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I never loved another person the way I

I never loved another person the way I loved myself. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: He's the kind of man a woman would

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: For a long time I was ashamed of

For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Live close, visit often.

Live close, visit often. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Love is banality to all outsiders.

Love is banality to all outsiders. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs.

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Some of the wildest men make the best

Some of the wildest men make the best pets. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex is emotion in motion. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You

Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: One more drink and I'll be under the

One more drink and I'll be under the host. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I've been things and I've seen places.

I've been things and I've seen places. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I always did like a man in uniform.

I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me? — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: All pleasures should be taken in great leisure

All pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Love is what you make it and who

Love is what you make it and who you make it with. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: When I'm good, I'm very good, but when

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even

Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Personally, I like two types of men -

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Woman: You certainly know the way to a

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart.
Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Love thy neighbor and if he happens to

Love thy neighbor
and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Too much of a good thing can be

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful! — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Personality is the glitter that sends your little

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: Virtue has its own reward, but no sale

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: The censors wouldn't even let me sit on

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: I have found men who didn't know how

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: It isn't what I do, but how I

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it. — Mae West

Mae West Quotes By Mae West: The best way to learn to be a

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it. — Mae West