Macnelly Quotes

I'm not serving in office because I desperately needed 99 new friends in the U.S. Senate. — Ted Cruz

A career is a job that has gone on too long. — Jeff MacNelly

The Opera reminds me of my tax audit. It was in a language I didn't understand. And it ended in tragedy. — Jeff MacNelly

Information is a substitute for time, space, capital, and labor. — Alvin Toffler

If you have someone equal in ability to me I will beat him every time because I will try harder. — Pete Rose

Above average intelligence has always run in my family. Ambition, however, has always walked with a limp. — Jeff MacNelly

Sometimes we need to take back and take a look at ourselves, a look at where we are — David Archuleta

I like a dramatic eye and a bold lip. — Natalia Kills

Oh my god. I can't believe I slapped him.

And I can't help thinking Wow, I did it with my left hand, Marnie would be so proud. — Alyssa B. Sheinmel

I wish my father could be around. — Franz Wright