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I am going to enjoy some other things apart from business. — Jack Ma

I am he / Who champions total liberty - / Intolerance being, ma'am, a state / No tolerant man can tolerate. — Phyllis McGinley

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride. — Hank Williams Jr.

want her to be mine. I don't want the "wham bam thank you ma'am" with her. — Kaylee Ryan

I was brought up in a household with sir and ma'am. — Darrell Issa

You got it. Wham, bam, start the apocalypse, ma'am. — Michele Hauf

Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide. — Ljupka Cvetanova

God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work. — Bill Engvall

These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges

It?" "Friday, April fourth, ma'am." She coughs. Then she doubles over and coughs — Christina Baker Kline

I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please. / Sir, we don't serve negroes here. / Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke. — Joseph Lowery

Paying twenty-five dollars for me was your mistake, ma'am. I'm not worth more than fifteen. — Margaret Brownley

I am very interested in bringing companies from everywhere to sell their products in China. — Jack Ma

Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru? — Dane Cook

Shut up, cowboy."
Yes, ma'am."
And give me a kiss."
Yes, ma'am. — Autumn Cornwell

I am a writer. Being critical is a writer's responsibility. — Ma Jian

My God, ma'am, you're so pretty I'd walk ten miles barefooted on a freezing morning to stand in your shit. — Richard Brautigan

I am fighting a fight against oppression where the poor and women are being violated — Mukhtar Ma'i

An eight-pound Cheddar. No one can resist a bit of Cheddar cheese, ma'am. Not even the dead. — Julia Stuart

This is a musical, ma'am. If there's no gay, there's a problem. — Andrew Rannells

My parents were from New England. It's very funny, but when I grew up, you always had to say, 'Yes, ma'am' and 'Yes, sir.' — Cy Twombly

Yes, Ma'am, I do have all the answers! All in this one slim Volume! — Paula Rae Wallace

Kid Chaos : "Yes, ma'am". — Tara Janzen

Ma'am," I said at last. "Do you think going out with someone like him is a good idea? At last count, he had eleven Chihuahuas. — Richelle Mead

Sometime am feeling proud to have ma loneliness but, sometime am so feeling lonely. — Kamal Parvez

What's your name, Farm Boy?"
"Charlie Heggensford, ma'am." He stuck out his hand and she smiled as she shook it. — Hank Edwards

Are you a religious man, Mr. Williams?" "No, ma'am. I reckon I'm not. But I do enjoy a relationship with my Savior. Will that do? — Cynthia Hickey

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. — E.L. James

And you ma'am, are pure sweetness and light!" He grinned slowly. He mocked her in return, but he was surprisingly, wickedly handsome. — Heather Graham

Ma'am," I said, "I'd have liked it, having you for a ma. — Louis L'Amour

A wine, please." "Ma'am, this is McDonald's." "Okay, a McWine, please." - MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THROUGH, 2 A.M. — Darynda Jones

A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off. — Ginnetta Correli

My movements, ma'am, are all leg movements. I don't do nothing with my body. — Elvis Presley

If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age — Shahrukh Khan

the wham-bam-thank-you-and-maybe-I'll-call-you-later-ma'am vibe from him? That's called a Loganism, — Tijan

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

Three years? That's a thousand tomorrows, ma'am. — Karen Kingsbury

I am always sincere, ma petite, even when I lie. - Jean Claude — Laurell K. Hamilton

Wisteria is my favorite flowering vine. Do you know why?'
I shook my head. 'No, ma'am.'
'Because it's strong
just like me. — Beth Hoffman

Feeding a crowd?' the woman behind the counter asked.
Yes, ma'am ,' Fang said sweetly.
Yeah, him and all his split personalities, I thought. — James Patterson

I am Taiwanese as well as Chinese. — Ma Ying-jeou

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am ... Carry on. — Charles M. Schulz

But "ma'am" doesn't translate in the North, where it just startles and offends. — Rob Sheffield

Is it too much to ask the gods for a happy life together? Caulder McCutchen from Hey, Cowboy, Book #2 — Mary J. McCoy-Dressel

One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne.' — Elspeth Huxley

Foolish tongues will always wag, ma'am, but people of goodwill ignore them. — Jennifer Paynter

She said, tell me, are you a Christian, child? I said, Ma'am, I am tonight. — Marc Cohn

How do you do, ma'am?" said the captain. "I am very glad to see you. I have come a long way to see you. — Charles Dickens

What, no Power Rangers Band-Aids ?"
"Shut up, Garett."
"Yes, ma'am. — Cindy Gerard

This isn't going to be a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. Luc's a lover. He's going to take it nice and slow. Make me ache for it. — Leah Marie Brown

Wouldn't you rather play chess, Ma'am? ... It's less destructive of clothes. — Rowena Cherry

want old fashioned romance; dates, flowers, stolen moments. Not wham-bam, thank you, ma'am. — Willow Brooks

Ma'am," Cline said, "I hid under dead bodies less cold than you." He glanced at Harper and — Joe Hill

Did you know, ma'am, that our mutual friend can say "kiss my arse" in six languages? — Liz Carlyle

I live in a house with four women. Just shut up and say, Yes, ma'am. — Tim McGraw

Repining is of no use, ma'am," said Ralph. "Of all the fruitless errands, sending a tear to look after a day that is gone, is the most fruitless. — Charles Dickens

I will. I surely will. Good-by, ma'am." As — John Steinbeck

But I just mentioned it one day, and he decided that the color must be changed." "It's not his to change, ma'am. — Walter R. Brooks

I am not always certain that it is I who am the better person, ma petite, but together we are the better person. — Laurell K. Hamilton

We will find the cure, ma'am. I give you my word. — James Dashner

Scout- .. Uncle Jack?"

Uncle Jack- "Ma'am?"

Scout- "What's a whore-lady? — Harper Lee

I don't feel unfriendly, ma'am," said Mrs. Wiggins. "Only towards Mr. Margarine. You know very well why." Mrs. — Walter R. Brooks

I ain't saying you're a liar, because that wouldn't be polite. But I'll tell you this, ma'am. If I loved liars, I'd hug you to death. — Jim Thompson

Mr. Asher, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." "No, ma'am, I'm going to have to insist that you pass away, this instant. You're overdue. — Christopher Moore

The real sin ma'am, in my mind lies in thinking of ever wedding with a man you don't love honest and true. — Thomas Hardy

And I said no ma'am I just aim to quit. I ain't ahead by a damn sight. I never will be. — Cormac McCarthy

It's normally just wham, bam, thank you ma'am, (...) — C.M. Stunich

...so we could all burn in our beds with no warning?' 'Oh, you'd have plenty of warning, ma'am. The smoke detectors all work. — Beth Kendrick

I'ma continue to make records, continue to make hits, continue to be what I am, legendary. — Young Jeezy

I be wanting to speak on stuff sometimes, but Spirit be like, "Leave that shit alone, hear?" And I be like, "Yes, ma'am. — Trelani Michelle

Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am! — David Bowie

I ma trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition. — Douglas Coupland

As soon as there was an answer, he stepped closer to the speaker and said, "Federal agents, ma'am"
"Nice try, asshole — Abigail Roux

The female asked him, "Have you ever been bait? Well, besides jailbait. Rowr." "I can't say that I have, ma'am." Texan accent? — Kresley Cole

I am completely in favour of dialogue and engagement. But it must be a true, open dialogue. — Ma Jian

Y'all have no idea how many times I say, 'Yes, ma'am.' — Taylor Hicks

He's no more human than I am, ma petite." At least I'm not dead." That can be remedied. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I am sincere, ma petite, even when I lie. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma'am? (Waiter)
'How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?' (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Ma'am," Magnus said, advancing. "I must counsel you not to exit the carriage while a demon-slaying is in progress. — Cassandra Clare

Well, got any relish?" "No, ma'am." "Tomato ketchup?" "No, ma'am." "And they call this a gormay paradise, — Terry Pratchett

Yes, ma'am, I like raspberry cake, only I like it better with no poison or scorpions in it. — Frances Hardinge

Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones. — Sydney Smith

I'm a wolf ma'am. Not a cat. I don't play around with my prey. — Patricia Briggs

Just wham-bam, let me get back to playing Grand Theft Auto, ma'am. — Tessa Bailey

When I am myself, I am happy and have a good result. — Jack Ma

That's really specific, ma'am. For a prediction, I mean."
"It's not a prediction."
"It's not? Then what is it?"
"It's what is. — Dean Koontz

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn. — Hank Williams Jr.

Could you say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am? It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. I'd appreciate it. — Barbara Boxer

Moving your asshole-mouth & YES SIR I am saying NO MA'AM I am saying. — Joyce Carol Oates

When a man don't know his own mind, Miss Shirley, ma'am, how's a poor woman going to be sure of it? — L.M. Montgomery

What are you staring at, sailor?'
His ice eyes did not flicker. 'My captain, ma'am.'
'Get back to work, Seton.'
He bowed. — Katharine Ashe

Good for you, Ethan. That's what my poor mama would've said. Ma'am. — Kami Garcia

That roads are for journeys, ma'am, not destinations — Margaret Landon

The eight-year-old beat your best cadet in hand-to-hand combat?" "So did the six-year-old girl, ma'am. Actually, she beat the instructor also. — James Patterson