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Anything that's worth having is worth fighting for. Love is a strange thing. It shows up when you least expect it and defies expectation. — H.M. Ward

There's a big empty box filled with packaging peanuts and it's totally calling my name. — H.M. Ward

And here's a life lesson for you, Miss Anderson. I'm not pretending. — L. H. Cosway

I'm always amazed at the American practice of allowing one party to a homosexual act to remain passive
it's so undemocratic. Sexmust be mutual. — W. H. Auden

M*A*S*H' was a collection of people, in front of and behind the cameras, that really clicked. — Alan Alda

The right good book is always a book of travel; it is about a life's journey. — H.M. Tomlinson

Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something. — H.M. Ward

You don't have to hurt somebody just to make sure they don't hurt you first." Hawkeye, in one of his less cynical moments. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

You've got to S-M-I-L-E
To be H-A-Double-P-Y — Shirley Temple Black

If you had the guts to serve your country like the rest of us, you wouldn't have to work so hard to prove you're crazy. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

She's a bitch. Fake people deserve to be treated like they're made of tin-or plastic. I recycle, it's OK. Besides, you know how I feel about robots. — H.M. Ward

No man won a woman's heart by running away. — H.M. Ward

Ma's still spending too much money on clothes. I'm trying to teach her that material possessions don't equal happiness. It's a work in progress. — L. H. Cosway

Growing up, I remember the 'Cheers' finale and 'M*A*S*H' and all these amazing finales, and I remember them being very, very important. — John Krasinski

There is no actual need of humans to be a pious like an angel, it's a big chase to be a human and for me it's enough to be a human. — M.H. Rakib

He's not a pet. He's an accident victim. — H.M. Ward

The way I see it, we're all a little bit crazy, and that's what makes life interesting. — H.M. Ward

War is war and Hell is hell, and if you ask me, War is a lot worse. — Alan Alda

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane — J.R. Ward

Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego? — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

There's nowhere else to escape to ... Except in a wooden box, that is. — H.M. Forester

What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Tell me, where do I stand compared to Neil and the ankle biter over there? He's kind of hot, in a Howard the Duck kind of way — H.M. Ward

Softly sang as I drifted into dreams: F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z A, — Ian Hutton

Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Okay, this is messed up. I'm getting all hot and bothered over a man who's more comfortable in make-up and a pair of heels that I am. — L. H. Cosway

The hardest thing for me about making movies, and that included 'M*A*S*H' because it was made like a movie, was starting and stopping. — Alan Alda

It's a bitter truth but we humans are the only creature in this universe who not only fed up with things but also by other human beings. — M.H. Rakib

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. — Joan Severance

Do you really understand all this army stuff?

It helps not to be too bright, sir. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

I have too much homework to watch M*A*S*H yet, so I settle down at the kitchen table and I face it. — A.S. King

Omens don't influence the eradication of a evil from a society. it's all upto you when YOU want. — M.H. Rakib

I can tell you this: If I'm ever in a position to call the shots, I'm not going to rush to send somebody else's kids into a war. — George H. W. Bush

I was raised on 'Get Smart' and 'All in the Family' and 'M.A.S.H.,' and certainly when 'Cheers' came along, that was a big one. — Eric McCormack

THE COLONIES OF AMERICA C L O U D . M E D I T E C H . D E S C O N . E V E R G R E E N A FREE STATE IS A CORPORATE STATE Abruptly — Marie Lu

It's a very good question, very direct, and I'm not going to answer it. — George H. W. Bush

Shaving was invented to kill time before a date. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Usually, comedy shows only influence other comedy shows. 'M*A*S*H' is one of the few comedies that influenced dramatic shows as well. — Alan Alda

It's one thing to admire a man's work. It's another to get your picture in the paper doing it." General Clayton — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Jews had an outsider's eye on a lot of Western tradition. — M.H. Abrams

It's a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren't enough. — H.M. Ward

He's grinning hard, showing a dimple on his cheek that I haven't seen in forever. — H.M. Ward

Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card? — Emma McLaughlin

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion. — William H. Macy