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Strange as it may seem, the most ludicrous lines I ever wrote have been written in the saddest mood.
— William Cowper
You are the most ludicrous excuse for a man I've ever known - but there isn't a centimetre of you that I don't think is perfect.
— Lucy Robinson
Plan Number Three: Attack Him with All Available Weaponry. Ludicrous. I wasn't Tarzan. I was a puny, feeble, vegetarian life form.
— Yann Martel
To be in love with someone and be raising a family with someone and want to make that commitment and not be able to is ludicrous, just ludicrous.
— Brad Pitt
I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and essential worth, but not when you're three feet tall.
— Richard Matheson
You can't put a load of rockstars up on a stage and expect to wipe out global poverty. That's ludicrous.
— Noel Gallagher
People get offended by animal rights campaigns. It's ludicrous. It's not as bad as mass animal death in a factory.
— Richard Gere
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
— Paul Lynde
The whole idea of comparing climbers is ludicrous. It would be like sitting Van Gogh down with Rembrandt and saying, Ready, get set, go.
— Pat Ament
Eating grapes with a knife and fork is not what one would call refined. It is what one would call ludicrous.
— Judith Martin
I believed him because the truth is never hard to recognize. Nothing is ever quite so drab and repetitious and forlorn and ludicrous as truth.
— Budd Schulberg
Everything that happens on Wall Street only fortifies my opinion that there is in fact a more ludicrous industry than the entertainment industry.
— Michael Shannon
The negroes are lovers of ludicrous actions, and hence all their ceremonies seem farcical.
— Isaac D'Israeli
Situationism is a ludicrous proposition. It's ill-formed and it's perfectly French. That Gallic disposition towards common sense. L'Anarchie!
— John Lydon
The idea that you're hard to love is ludicrous.
— Rainbow Rowell
There is no idea, no fact, which could not be vulgarized and presented in a ludicrous light.
— Fyodor Dostoevsky
Men can labor to make sense out of single steps toward the goal without ever pausing to reflect that the goal itself is ludicrous.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.
— Mike Tyson
Hollywood is something else. It's such an exaggerated idea. The concept of what 'beautiful' really is is ludicrous.
— Amanda Schull
The idea that you can vote yourself into prosperity is one of the most ludicrous that was ever entertained.
— William Manchester
Being in a hurry seems so fiercely important when you yourself are the hurrier and so comically ludicrous when it is someone else.
— Christopher Morley
People started saying I was ignoring my country, making up stories about me. Ludicrous things, like that I throw tea on my assistants.
— Joss Stone
I'm ridiculous, I'm ludicrous.
— Ludacris
(Editor's note: Start over. Sound less ludicrous.)
— Jenny Lawson
Bras are a ludicrous invention; but if you make bralessness a rule, you're just subjecting yourself to yet another repression.
— Germaine Greer
The curtains would open and it would be just her standing in some ludicrous pose, like Aphrodite.
— Lesley-Anne Down
Now who is the king of these lewd, ludicrous, lucrative lyrics; who could inherit the title, to put the youth in hysterics; using his music as spirit
— Eminem
It was like the Wizard of Oz had spoken, and what he said was too ludicrous to take seriously.
— Anthony Kiedis
When the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at once.
— Sylvia Townsend Warner
A ludicrous boyish hope flared that someone would come to help him, and, carefully, he extinguished it.
— C.S. Pacat
It was a ludicrous notion, born of panic, but no panic is ludicrous in its particular moment. Panic possesses its own logical integrity.
— Rick Yancey
The words are ludicrous at times, but you add the reality to it and that gives it the balance it has.
— Alia Shawkat
It is a ludicrous statistic plucked out of the air and used to justify a quite appalling attack on many of the poorest people in this country.
— Jeremy Corbyn
Believing in George Bush was so ludicrous that believing in God almost seems rational.
— Anne Lamott
To reiterate, no matter how much pepper you eat, it won't undo the ludicrous amount of salt you ate before it.
— Allie Brosh
I would have never imagined that I'd become a shoe salesman so that I could give away shoes. I mean that idea is ludicrous.
— Blake Mycoskie
Oh, that ludicrous virile earnestness!
— Heinrich Boll
What does it mean to be a self-conscious animal? The idea is ludicrous, if it is not monstrous. It means to know that one is food for worms.
— Ernest Becker
I was scouted at a Cure concert. A model scout approached me there and asked me if I modeled, and I thought that was ludicrous.
— Shalom Harlow
Life is a very bad novelist. It is chaotic and ludicrous.
— Javier Marias
Comedy springs from the ludicrous; but the ludicrous is stuck in the muck of reality, resolutely hostile to what is impossible.
— Cynthia Ozick
Betrayal. That's the first thing I feel, which is ludicrous. For there to be betrayal, there would have had to been trust first.
— Suzanne Collins
He who accepts the unaltered philosophy of another is as ludicrous as he who donshis neighbor's hat, and infinitely more ridiculous.
— Paulette Goddard
Obviously, I've made statements that were ludicrous and crazy and outrageous and all those things, because that's the way I always was.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
It was the most ludicrous sound I had ever heard. The strangled gargling sounded like a goat that was having an unpleasant sexual encounter.
— Peter Allison
If I want to realize totality in my consciousness, I have to relate myself to an immense, ludicrous, and painful convulsion of all of humanity.
— Georges Bataille
This is an age of specialization, and in such an age the repertory theater is an anachronism, a ludicrous anachronism.
— Minnie Maddern Fiske
But then every man is ludicrous if you look at him from outside, without taking into account what's going on in his heart and mind.
— Aldous Huxley
The idea of spilling blood for the sake of oil would have seemed ludicrous.
— Yuval Noah Harari