Love Jar Quotes
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Love Jar Quotes & Sayings
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I'll tell you love is like a pickle, and then I'll reach my hand into the jar to grab the last one.
— Jarod Kintz
I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Would you walk to the edge of the oceanJust to fill my jar with sand
Just in case I get the notion
To let it run through my hand — The Band Perrry
We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever.
— Crystal Woods
Meditation is the movement of love. It isn't the love of the one or of the many. It is like water that anyone can drink out of any jar.
— Jiddu Krishnamurti
My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it!
— Monica DiNatale
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love like never, only less often.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School.
— Frank Sinatra
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
And who do you think you are, running around leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts, tearing love apart, who do you think you are?
— Christina Perri
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, or drop a jar of applesauce.
— Natalie Goldberg
We can let the energy of love flow instead of placing it in a jar and leaving it aside.
— Paulo Coelho
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is hurt with jar and fret;Love is made a vague regret. — Alfred Lord Tennyson
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is inaudible - until you hear it. And once you do, you'll never forget the sound of her voice.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
