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If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

Virtue is not solitary; it is bound to have neighbors — Confucius

I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. — Chic Murray

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. — David Zucker

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them. — Confucius

Funny how the stupid shit we do for those we love hardens into legend. — Taylor Adams

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. — Walt Disney

It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. — Elayne Boosler

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny. — Yasmine Bleeth

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident. — Adam Young

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

Hayden?"
"Yes,Gia?"
"Nothing I just wanted to say your name — Kasie West

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. — John Leguizamo

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it. — Adriana Trigiani

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage. — Bob Hope

Data is your Beta... — Kshitij Bhatia

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. — Chris Eigeman

There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind. — Confucius

I love being a mum. Sophia is so funny and has a great personality. — Abbey Clancy

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

By the ruler's cultivation of his own character there is set up the example of the course which all should pursue. — Confucius

I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath. — Ja Rule

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.
Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'. — Busta Rhymes

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it. — Hannah Vandegrift

I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston

I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it. — Robert Pattinson

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. — Gelett Burgess

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod

Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it. — Confucius

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned. — Michael Schmicker

Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto

Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova

It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone — Erin Bowman

I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. — Kristen Stewart

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. — Kristen Bell

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. — Bill Vaughan

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain — A'Zayler

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue. — Nicole Archer

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none. — Torey L. Hayden

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. — Raneem Kayyali

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! — Wesley Snipes

What once were two, are one — George Saunders

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'd love to be what I have been. — Raheel Farooq

You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. — Richard E. Besser

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow

Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash