Love For Him Funny Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Love For Him Funny

Love For Him Funny Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Love For Him Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Chris Prentiss: The energy everything is made of is conscious.

The energy everything is made of is conscious. It's alive. — Chris Prentiss

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: My cousin fell in love with a dom,

My cousin fell in love with a dom, so I checked into it to see if I needed to kill him before they got married. — Cherise Sinclair

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Becky Albertalli: I HAVE TO MEET HIM. I don't think

I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: Funny thing about the monster. The worse he

Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him. — Ellen Hopkins

Love For Him Funny Quotes By K. Howard Joslin: Don't ever discount the cry of your heart.

Don't ever discount the cry of your heart. God may be working in your heart to bring about his sovereign plan. — K. Howard Joslin

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Louise Hart: Bringing a child into the world is the

Bringing a child into the world is the greatest act of hope there is. — Louise Hart

Love For Him Funny Quotes By David Wong: Damn it! I knew she was a monster!

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. — David Wong

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Kat Reed: Hearsay - there's a reason it's not admissible

Hearsay - there's a reason it's not admissible in court. — Kat Reed

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Stacy London: You should feel beautiful and you should feel

You should feel beautiful and you should feel safe. What you surround yourself with should bring you peace of mind and peace of spirit. — Stacy London

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Joss Stirling: Soulfinders can't be bad for each other -

Soulfinders can't be bad for each other - they are each other. We aren't complete apart. — Joss Stirling

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Socrates: To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable, but

To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable, but to be certain is to be ridiculous. — Socrates

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: There is nothing wrong with the harvest

There is nothing wrong with the harvest — Sunday Adelaja

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Thea Harrison: You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums.

You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums. — Thea Harrison

Love For Him Funny Quotes By H.R. Giger: The more famous I get, the more I

The more famous I get, the more I am tolerated, albeit with some head-shaking. — H.R. Giger

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Lady Randolph Churchill: Alma: I rather suspect her of being in

Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman! — Lady Randolph Churchill

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft: Happy is the man with a wife to

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Bryan Procter: All round the room my silent servants wait,

All round the room my silent servants wait, My friends in every season, bright and dim. — Bryan Procter

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Gail Carriger: He has been mad for you these many

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: He's my father, whoever he is, so he

He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: There's something that's really fun about the challenge

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think. — Jim Gaffigan

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Bill Engvall: I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I

I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role. — Bill Engvall

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Julie Powell: If there's a sexier sound on this planet

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. — Julie Powell

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Kiersten White: No way!" I yelled, taking it from him.

No way!" I yelled, taking it from him.
"I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey. — Kiersten White

Love For Him Funny Quotes By David Nicholls: I'm not the consolation prize, Dex. I'm not

I'm not the consolation prize, Dex. I'm not something you resort to. I happen to think I'm worth more than that. — David Nicholls

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The man who says his wife can't take

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: How much you are able to learn is

How much you are able to learn is determined by how much you are involved, how much you participate, and how many actions you take. — Debasish Mridha

Love For Him Funny Quotes By Miranda Otto: Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone,

Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto