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I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time. — Nick Cannon

Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid. — Rob Sheffield

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. — Ciaran Hinds

I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both. — Michael W. Grimard

I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it. — Gene Wilder

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? — Jean Illsley Clarke

But the funny thing about love is that you don't choose it, it chooses you. — Melody Anne

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

It is very funny, but you do not always have to see people to love them. Just think about it, and see if it isn't so. — Kate Douglas Wiggin

Stoplights and love can be cruel — Sesame Street

It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it. — Lindsey Vonn

Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister. — Josephine Angelini

I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes — Mick Jagger

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. — Mac Miller

This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? — Isabella Olivia Ellis

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. — Adam Ferrara

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. — Kevin James Breaux

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer

But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of. — Lindsey Kelk

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could
have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer — James Patterson

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you. — Werley Nortreus

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy. — Madeline Kahn

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. — Paula Deen

But at the exact same time I got nervous about that, I also got this other feeling, which I can only describe of as love for Annemarie's elevator. — Rebecca Stead

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo. — Noel Fielding

I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best. — James Tate

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity. — Chelsey Philpot

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. — Melanie Clark Pullen

Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that's because he's laughing at me. — Rick Riordan

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand. — Mark Twain

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. — Kristen Stewart

Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.
Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'. — Busta Rhymes

This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. — Raneem Kayyali

I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay. — Lady Gaga

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role. — Bill Engvall

Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. — Oscar Wilde

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. — Damon Galgut

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect. — Criss Jami

The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous. — Confucius

Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. — Shannon Hale

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. — George Burns

I would really love to do a musical, I don't know in what capacity but something funny. — Billie Piper

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face. — Bo Burnham

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I guess that's why it's so thrilling. — Jared Padalecki