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Joe R. Lansdale quotes: I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I said, Sometimes.

I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I said, Sometimes.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Sometimes he felt as if he had stepped into an alternate universe where the old laws of nature and what was right and wrong did not apply.

Sometimes he felt as if he had stepped into an alternate universe where the old laws of nature and what was right and wrong did not apply.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Over-confidence is the way to give your soul to the devil an inch at a time.

Over-confidence is the way to give your soul to the devil an inch at a time.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the

It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: It's one thing to wave at the Devil from afar, quite another to shake the bastard's hand.

It's one thing to wave at the Devil from afar, quite another to shake the bastard's hand.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: That's love for you. When it's good, it's magic. When it isn't, it just pees all in your soup.

That's love for you. When it's good, it's magic. When it isn't, it just pees all in your soup.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Everything is humorous," said Shorty, "except your own death. But other people will laugh.

Everything is humorous," said Shorty, "except your own death. But other people will laugh.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord and shotgun do your stuff

Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord
and shotgun do your stuff

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: You need to read some Agatha Christie, man.Why? Am I being punished?

You need to read some Agatha Christie, man.
Why? Am I being punished?

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: I get the whole lost-your-parents thing. Been there. But that don't have to turn you stupid. That's a choice, like wearing green stretch pants.

I get the whole lost-your-parents thing. Been there. But that don't have to turn you stupid. That's a choice, like wearing green stretch pants.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: All us humans are fouled on both ends. One we shit out of, and the other we talk shit out of.

All us humans are fouled on both ends. One we shit out of, and the other we talk shit out of.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.=](yes I know funner isn't a word)

Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.
=]
(yes I know funner isn't a word)

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: I'm so bored I could sing to my dick.

I'm so bored I could sing to my dick.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Aren't you embarrassed undressing in front of a queer?" Leonard said. "All you know, I might be sizing up your butthole.""Just call me a tease.

Aren't you embarrassed undressing in front of a queer?" Leonard said. "All you know, I might be sizing up your butthole."
"Just call me a tease.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: But killing a man ought to mean something, even if you have to do it.

But killing a man ought to mean something, even if you have to do it.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: A day without the sun is like you know, night

A day without the sun is like you know, night

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Some things you do, not because they're pleasant, but because they have to be done.

Some things you do, not because they're pleasant, but because they have to be done.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too.

Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.

If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: I got something to say to you, big shot.""Say it, then," I said, "while I'm used to the drone of your voice. I'd rather not get acclimated again.

I got something to say to you, big shot."
"Say it, then," I said, "while I'm used to the drone of your voice. I'd rather not get acclimated again.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: There's no one more obnoxious and self-righteous than the self-made man. And no one more admirable.

There's no one more obnoxious and self-righteous than the self-made man. And no one more admirable.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: I trust the sun to rise and the sun to set, though I know one day it will do these things without me.

I trust the sun to rise and the sun to set, though I know one day it will do these things without me.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Deep down I think I may be just like everyone else. And do you know what, Harry?""No sir.""That bothers me.

Deep down I think I may be just like everyone else. And do you know what, Harry?"
"No sir."
"That bothers me.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Only our memories allow that some people ever existed. That they mattered, or mattered too much.

Only our memories allow that some people ever existed. That they mattered, or mattered too much.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: Size and strength didn't intimidate Herman. As he told me later, no matter how big they grow, balls and eyes stay soft and a tire tool has no friends.

Size and strength didn't intimidate Herman. As he told me later, no matter how big they grow, balls and eyes stay soft and a tire tool has no friends.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: God is an idea, the devil is us.

God is an idea, the devil is us.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: The logic of a madman is a sane man's confusion.

The logic of a madman is a sane man's confusion.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: In polite society what you say to an attractive woman who is dressed in a way that makes you understand the power of biology is, "You look nice.

In polite society what you say to an attractive woman who is dressed in a way that makes you understand the power of biology is, "You look nice.

Joe R. Lansdale quotes: the Texas stars shining down like rattlesnake eyes showing in a deep, dark wood.

the Texas stars shining down like rattlesnake eyes showing in a deep, dark wood.