Love Affair Funny Quotes

You know the only rule you need to know to get on in this country? 'Never complain, never explain. — Amanda Craig

Broken hearts mend. It's a lot harder to mend broken lives. — Phyllis A. Whitney

I believe that stress is a factor in any bad health. — Christopher Shays

You lucky bitch. He's packing and eats pussy like it's his job. What's that website again? — Kathryn Perez

Adam gave me a scandalized look. "Fraternizing with the enemy!" he cried. "For shame, wench! — Meg Cabot

Will Trystan, the vampire's, pending orthodontia work hinder his lust for blood? Find out in my upcoming novel . . . — Arielle Hunter

Now my charms are all o'erthrown... — William Shakespeare

Like standing in a creek with the water flowing against your legs, you know? — Daniel H. Wilson

Drink not from this cup unless you forget the past and the future, for happiness is naught but the moment." And — Kahlil Gibran

I can't imagine wanting to be famous just for the sake of being famous. I think fame should come along with success, talent. — Kat Dennings

Beyond happiness and unhappiness is truth. Truth is not affected by anything in the relative world. Truth is the unifying aspect of existence. — Frederick Lenz

In every outthrust headland, in every curving beach, in every grain of sand there is the story of the earth. — Rachel Carson

The measure of an enthusiasm must be taken between interesting events. It is between bites that the lukewarm angler loses heart. — Edwin Way Teale

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Some things remain fragments, just the lyrics and melodies or a line or two or a verse. — Tracy Chapman