Lothlorien Quotes
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Lothlorien Quotes & Sayings
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I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me.
— Elle Lothlorien
Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man.
— Elle Lothlorien
I don't think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.
— Elle Lothlorien
Have you thrown 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?' at her yet?
— Elle Lothlorien
Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal - all those places perfect for dying of exposure.
— Elle Lothlorien
Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her.
— Elle Lothlorien
The words 'drink me' come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?
— Elle Lothlorien
Locals. They'll eventually get out. They're annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it's closed. 'Cause some kid pooped in the water.
— Elle Lothlorien
Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.
— Elle Lothlorien
If one more person tells me how big this country is, I'm going to go kick a koala.
— Elle Lothlorien
Enjoy your little run because there's no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.
— Elle Lothlorien
Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don't want to play me.
— Elle Lothlorien
Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I'd feel better about walking around speaking fluent jive if I knew there was a reason for it.
— Elle Lothlorien
Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops.
— Elle Lothlorien
Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you're just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.
— Elle Lothlorien
Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.
— Elle Lothlorien
This is from the queen? And you say it's for a mouse? I'm sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn't allow any pets except for service animals.
— Elle Lothlorien
Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.
— Elle Lothlorien
Congratulations, Mousey, you've managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers.
— Elle Lothlorien
Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?
— Elle Lothlorien
You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you.
— Elle Lothlorien
You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.
— Elle Lothlorien
We're late. For a VERY important date
— Elle Lothlorien
Don't make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.
— Elle Lothlorien
Be a good little Alice and just follow the White Rabbit, okay?
— Elle Lothlorien
Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?
— Elle Lothlorien
You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don't start or end with the word 'motel.
— Elle Lothlorien
So ... while we're sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn't someone tell me the plan?
— Elle Lothlorien
How do you tactfully spin the term "man-whore" to someone's sister?
— Elle Lothlorien
Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little whilethe big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. — Elle Lothlorien
I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.
— Elle Lothlorien
I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark.
— Elle Lothlorien
Now see, if it were me, I wouldn't have led with that. I would've gone with something like 'G'day' or 'Wow, aren't you a little hottie?
— Elle Lothlorien
The car doesn't so much drive as float above the road, like we're making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft.
— Elle Lothlorien
What if it's a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don't hate me because I'm asking the important questions.
— Elle Lothlorien
Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America.
— Elle Lothlorien
Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country.
— Elle Lothlorien
I've found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.
— Elle Lothlorien
No thanks ... Dodo, was it? I don't know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days.
— Elle Lothlorien
Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to?
— Elle Lothlorien
Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way.
— Elle Lothlorien
I'm not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.
— Elle Lothlorien
I think it should be obvious by now that I'm not necessarily interested in reality.
— Elle Lothlorien
Well then, I guess I'm man enough to admit that I'm trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.
— Elle Lothlorien
Pretty great view. You think they'd do something about the sharks.
— Elle Lothlorien
I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on.
— Elle Lothlorien
Alice? You didn't get this far without realizing that you don't have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated.
— Elle Lothlorien
I'm busy trying not to look like anything edible.
— Elle Lothlorien
Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?
— Elle Lothlorien
If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.
— Elle Lothlorien
My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours.
— Elle Lothlorien
Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down.
— Elle Lothlorien
You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking 'why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.
— Elle Lothlorien
