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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.'
'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. — Mitch Hedberg

That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood. — Jim Norton

You Sure this is it?" I said. "It looks empty."
"Empty? No way, there's loads of shit in there," worm replied — Ransom Riggs

There's Pam watching anxiously. She doesn't look anxious though. — Stephen Hadley

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them. — Thomas Lennon

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

Design is a funny word. Some people think Design means how it looks. But, of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works. - Steve Jobs — John Morgan

He also gave me some advice that I follow to this day: Sing in the mirror. If it looks funny, it's wrong. — Renee Fleming

Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny. — Drew Barrymore

I was a drummer in the bugle band in cadets. I marched. It's probably quite funny to look back on it. — Gordon Lightfoot

I don't hafta taste it to know it taste funny. It already looks like it taste funny. — Dennis The Menace

Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off. — J.A. Saare

I think it's very funny that someone would exaggerate to make himself look worse. — David Leavitt

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

A lot of my early pictures are, I think, quite funny. And these days I tend to look for comedy more and more. — Helen Levitt

Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. — Michael Bassey Johnson

It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way — Emma Stone

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. — Ellen DeGeneres

Not every woman you meet falls for your good looks"
He folded his arms across his chest and raised an eyebrow. "So you think I look good? — Cindy Roland Anderson

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do. — P. J. O'Rourke

I look a bit like him. — Robert Pattinson

Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. — Pete Wentz

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. — Sacha Guitry

He looks like a horse in a man costume! — Dylan Moran

My town's quite small and you kinda recognize everyone when you see them, so I definitely get funny looks from people. — Birdy

Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old? — Whitney Cummings

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing. — Eric Wareheim

I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with my husband. — Jessica Lowndes

Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself. — Victoria Finlay

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color. — George Best

It's funny where we look for salvation, and where we actually find it. — Anne Lamott

Perspective is a funny thing. You think your back is to the wall, then something worse corners you, and the first threat looks puny in comparison. — Karen Marie Moning

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Theodore- Hello, Grandmother. You're looking more beautiful than ever.
His grandma- You did have to inherit your looks from someone. — Jen Turano

I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line. — Sam Yagan

I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie. — William Friedkin

With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres! — Jerry Coleman

Tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny. — Holmes Osborne

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny. — Audrey Hepburn

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. — Kathryn Prescott

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny. — Mel Brooks

He looks funny in a suit jacket, like a bear dressed up in costume for the circus. I would never tell him that, though. — Lauren Oliver

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed. — Chic Murray

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up. — Frankie Boyle

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer. — Kelly Ripa

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns. — Robert Pattinson

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. — Harold Ramis

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" — Frank Carson

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject. — Shelby Metcalf

Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle. — Laurie Halse Anderson

People tell me I'm funny. I say looks aren't everything. — William Sewell

Fruit ... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!" — Dylan Moran

It's a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what's changed, is you. — Eric Roth

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels. — Stellan Skarsgard

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder

Funny, now I can see, how looks can be deceiving. — Elvis Costello

What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something! — Daniel Bryan

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!' — Russell Howard

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut. — Jerry Coleman