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The more you complain the longer God lets you live
— Bertrand Russell
Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts longer.
— Serge Gainsbourg
Love always looks nice. I don't really know anyone who doesn't enjoy it when they see it. Anyone who doesn't, I don't really want to know them.
— Catherine Ryan Hyde
Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.
— Johnny Depp
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
— Andy Borowitz
Revenge and rational thought never sleep together.
— Kevin Hearne
Journeys start from where we are. Everything starts from where we are. Where we are is where we're supposed to be.
— Evelyn Eaton
Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.
— Jeff Lindsay
What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
— Carroll Bryant
It's a good thing Jack was no longer in my hands, because I would've pulled a full-on Kylo Ren temper tantrum.
— Rick Riordan
Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so.
The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer — Belle De Jour
The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer — Belle De Jour
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
— Yogi Berra
But, is it possible for princes and ministers to be enlightened, when private individuals are not so?
— Jean-Baptiste Say
How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time.
— Robin Black
Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities.
— Sarah Mayberry
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
— David Acfield
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood.
— Kate Jackson
When people are mean to you, win them over with kindness. If it doesn't work, you still win.
— Rita Zahara
Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life.
— Chloe Maxwell
Being a disciple of Jesus Christ is not an effort of once a week or once a day. It is an effort of once and for all.
— Dieter F. Uchtdorf
What's a dementor?"
I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli
I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli
I think when everything is finally considered, I'll have a lot of support
strong support
not only from labor unions but from working people. — Dick Gephardt
strong support
not only from labor unions but from working people. — Dick Gephardt
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
— Kelly Ripa
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
We have to play it longer because there are no numbers or letters.
— Eugene Ormandy
I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.
— Tom Perrotta
Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.
— Rita Rudner
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
— Jim Carrey
I'm stuck in anxiety quicksand: The harder I try to climb my way out, the lower I sink.
— Glennon Doyle Melton