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Longer Than Funny Quotes By Bertrand Russell: The more you complain the longer God lets

The more you complain the longer God lets you live — Bertrand Russell

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Serge Gainsbourg: Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts longer. — Serge Gainsbourg

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Catherine Ryan Hyde: Love always looks nice. I don't really know

Love always looks nice. I don't really know anyone who doesn't enjoy it when they see it. Anyone who doesn't, I don't really want to know them. — Catherine Ryan Hyde

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Joe Schreiber: This world's a funny place and it only

This world's a funny place and it only gets funnier the longer you live in it. — Joe Schreiber

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Johnny Depp: Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all. — Johnny Depp

Longer Than Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: It is a very funny thing that the

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Kevin Hearne: Revenge and rational thought never sleep together.

Revenge and rational thought never sleep together. — Kevin Hearne

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Evelyn Eaton: Journeys start from where we are. Everything starts

Journeys start from where we are. Everything starts from where we are. Where we are is where we're supposed to be. — Evelyn Eaton

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Do married people live longer than single people

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? — Steven Wright

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Jeff Lindsay: Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer

Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time. — Jeff Lindsay

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Carroll Bryant: What goes up must come down. Which is

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. — Carroll Bryant

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: It's a good thing Jack was no longer

It's a good thing Jack was no longer in my hands, because I would've pulled a full-on Kylo Ren temper tantrum. — Rick Riordan

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Belle De Jour: Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or

Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so.
The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer — Belle De Jour

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Albert Camus: You know very well that I no longer

You know very well that I no longer think. I am far too intelligent for that. — Albert Camus

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Ethan Day: No sticky till I no longer feel icky,

No sticky till I no longer feel icky, you feel me? — Ethan Day

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra: On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's,

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." — Yogi Berra

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Nikolai Gogol: The longer and more carefully we look at

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. — Nikolai Gogol

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Jean-Baptiste Say: But, is it possible for princes and ministers

But, is it possible for princes and ministers to be enlightened, when private individuals are not so? — Jean-Baptiste Say

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Robin Black: How funny it was. The very thing that

How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time. — Robin Black

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Sarah Mayberry: Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D

Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities. — Sarah Mayberry

Longer Than Funny Quotes By David Acfield: Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. — David Acfield

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Kate Jackson: She lies about her age and weight and

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood. — Kate Jackson

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Rita Zahara: When people are mean to you, win them

When people are mean to you, win them over with kindness. If it doesn't work, you still win. — Rita Zahara

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Chloe Maxwell: Baggage is a funny thing. The more you

Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life. — Chloe Maxwell

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Dieter F. Uchtdorf: Being a disciple of Jesus Christ is not

Being a disciple of Jesus Christ is not an effort of once a week or once a day. It is an effort of once and for all. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Becky Albertalli: What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora,

What's a dementor?"
I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Dick Gephardt: I think when everything is finally considered, I'll

I think when everything is finally considered, I'll have a lot of support
strong support
not only from labor unions but from working people. — Dick Gephardt

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Kelly Ripa: I'd rather not have a moment when I'm

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer. — Kelly Ripa

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Werley Nortreus: Racism is not funny, because it won't solve

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: We have to play it longer because there

We have to play it longer because there are no numbers or letters. — Eugene Ormandy

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Tom Perrotta: I no longer believe that just about everything

I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle. — Tom Perrotta

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer. — Rita Rudner

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer. — Jim Carrey

Longer Than Funny Quotes By Glennon Doyle Melton: I'm stuck in anxiety quicksand: The harder I

I'm stuck in anxiety quicksand: The harder I try to climb my way out, the lower I sink. — Glennon Doyle Melton