Lol Quotes
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Lol Quotes & Sayings
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Knock knock! Who's
— LOL Funny Joke Club
Archer! Let us fetch a spot of tea, old boy!
— Rachel Hawkins
Maruman does not loll.
— Isobelle Carmody
Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you.
— Padma Venkatraman
LOL Im sooo cooo not
— Various
Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown.
— Darynda Jones
You suck at working with someone, I say, because it's true.
— Elizabeth Norris
Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
— Cassandra Clare
I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date.
— Juliann Whicker
Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.
— Colleen Hoover
Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.
— Jacquelyn Ayres
Instead,I watched myself get shot on tv
— Suzanne Collins
With more insight into the English character, I poured out a stiff whisky and soda and placed it in front of the gloomy inspector.
— Agatha Christie
Don't cap your potential in the name of humility. First, maximize your potential, serve the world with your greatness and then worry about pride lol
— Assegid Habtewold
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
— Dennis Miller
So, how was your week at Hogwarts? Luv the tacky uniforms (LOL)! NIKKI:
— Rachel Renee Russell
Lol! You are awesome,lovesome and winsome; you are Too-Much.
— Anyaele Sam Chiyson
I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!
— J.K. Rowling
Okay, but if you try to get me to pray with you, I walk.
— Richelle Mead
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— Cassandra Clare
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
Finally! You're here!"Uh ... Do I know you?"
Well, no ... But you're here, all the same ... — Lynn Weingarten
Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.
— Don Roff
OHYEAHHHH!!!OHYEAH!!LOL ITS T-SHIRT TIIME..LOL.HAAHHAAHAHA.IM SO SO MISSING MY BABY LOL.GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...LOL.ILU BABYBOY....
— Babygirl Daniels
Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name.
— Jasinda Wilder
Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen.
— Shelly Laurenston
And for once i didn't look back.
— Rick Riordan
I could hear him laughing. Son of a bit*h. I would kill him. I didn't care if he was coyote or the son of Satan.He was a dead man walking.
— Patricia Briggs
How dare he treat me with kindness when I'm trying to destroy him?
— Juliann Whicker
Helen if you continue to fondle the bastard right in front of me, I'll have to dislocate his other shoulder.
— Lisa Kleypas
I didn't say you weren't smart. I said you were stupid.""I guess I'm too dumb to see the difference. — Cath Crowley
Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Haveyou ever kissed a guy?"
"I've kissed my dad and my
granddad. — Alison G. Bailey
Please leave the stone on the seat, it is to keep out the mink.
— S.K. Tremayne
Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.
— Nenia Campbell
Wayra, it's very nice to meet you. -Get off! -What's wrong? -He touched me. -So? -So, he's going to get hurt if he does it again!
— Amy A. Bartol
His life did not so much flash before his eyes, as slap him in the face
— Neal Shusterman
Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets.
— Addison Moore
You can lead a fish to water and it will probably thank you after it jumps in and catches it breath. LOL
— K.R. Freeman
Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole 'cousin' thing
— Jen Frederick
You're not seriously going?" Troy asks."Of course I'm going," I say. "What other choice do I have?"
"Um ... not going. — Tera Lynn Childs
I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think.
— Kelley Armstrong
for sure my quotes cannot be her already i make so many gramatical mistakes ...who will want such a thing ....asking,,, lol again im fuck,
— Crazy Creeper
DARK AGE LOSERS PROBLY USED TURNIPS FOR IPHONES LOL!!!!
— Charlie Brooker
We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
— Nenia Campbell
Ow.""You had a mosquito."
"No, I didn't. — Michelle Hodkin
I'm trying to help you.""I don't know what you're doing, but I'm sure there are laws about it! — G.A. Aiken
Popularity, my dear, is as overrated as a large member.
— Sarah Winman
I thought I would die without you.Lol, silly me. — Ahmed Ali Anjum
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.
— Kevin Hart
You aren't a morning person, are you?" he mused."No, I'm not. There is a reason mornin' and mournin' sound the same. — L.A. Casey
Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - ""Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan
Lol? What the hell does that mean? Lots of love?
— Colleen Hoover
You are all made of real poop.
— Anne Frank
All you need is LOVE...and a Plan!! lol
— Dee Elias
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
— Roald Dahl
I have a bad case of awkward as fuck
— Jamie McGuire
I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
The buck stops here," Ronan said, pulling up the hand brake. "Home shit home.
— Maggie Stiefvater
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
If anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head.
— John Green
..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that....
— Finn Marlowe
I'm trying to compliment you," Barclay say. "Can't you just say thanks?
— Elizabeth Norris
My pants dont fit either
— Josh Ramsay Of Marianas Trench
Jen said some guy asked you but you didn't want to go. Why not?"I shrug. "I have this character flaw? Called dignity? — A.G. Howard
Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil.
— Jamie McGuire
This child could not command a pet dove.Harsh but true, lol! — Philippa Gregory
I'm just trying not to have a Tom Cruise moment[ ... ]
He was having a very Tom Cruise moment — Jamie McGuire
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
— Amunhotep El Bey
Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?
— Melissa Landers
Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects.
— Melissa Landers
Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.
— Kiersten White
Repooping is the purest form of pooping
— Johannes Rand, Magnificent Ruin
