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Oh!' cried Neb, 'suppose it's jam!'
'I hope not,' replied the reporter. — Jules Verne

Knock knock! Who's — LOL Funny Joke Club

Archer! Let us fetch a spot of tea, old boy! — Rachel Hawkins

He imagined the Fates up in Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking: LOL, NOOB! — Rick Riordan

Maruman does not loll. — Isobelle Carmody

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

LOL Im sooo cooo not — Various

Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown. — Darynda Jones

You suck at working with someone, I say, because it's true. — Elizabeth Norris

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire. — Cassandra Clare

I'll take my clothes off - whatever the job requires. — Tom Felton

If you can't get something to work. Make a face and try again LOL I works!! — Amanda Penland

I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date. — Juliann Whicker

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours. — Colleen Hoover

Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them. — Jacquelyn Ayres

Instead,I watched myself get shot on tv — Suzanne Collins

With more insight into the English character, I poured out a stiff whisky and soda and placed it in front of the gloomy inspector. — Agatha Christie

You wouldn't recognize a good thing if it was spanking your ass. — Kresley Cole

Don't cap your potential in the name of humility. First, maximize your potential, serve the world with your greatness and then worry about pride lol — Assegid Habtewold

Always give 100%, unless you are giving your blood. You may want to keep some of that. — Brad West

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. — Dennis Miller

So, how was your week at Hogwarts? Luv the tacky uniforms (LOL)! NIKKI: — Rachel Renee Russell

Lol! You are awesome,lovesome and winsome; you are Too-Much. — Anyaele Sam Chiyson

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first! — J.K. Rowling

How do you know I'm not like that actress they're always mocking, the one whose expressions they claim never change? What's her name? Kristen Stewart. — Tiffany King

I don't need psychology
I am not a sociopath
Neither and Psychopath — Deyth Banger

Okay, but if you try to get me to pray with you, I walk. — Richelle Mead

[...] Jace said "I like Mangoes. — Cassandra Clare

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

Finally! You're here!"
Uh ... Do I know you?"
Well, no ... But you're here, all the same ... — Lynn Weingarten

Hey the sky is the limit ok your so awesome you can always have a cool thing giong on — Selina

I don't think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'. — Chris Colfer

Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. — Don Roff

OHYEAHHHH!!!OHYEAH!!LOL ITS T-SHIRT TIIME..LOL.HAAHHAAHAHA.IM SO SO MISSING MY BABY LOL.GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...LOL.ILU BABYBOY.... — Babygirl Daniels

In life, there are many things that may give you pleasure" - Albert Einstein — Lol

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen. — Shelly Laurenston

And for once i didn't look back. — Rick Riordan

I could hear him laughing. Son of a bit*h. I would kill him. I didn't care if he was coyote or the son of Satan.He was a dead man walking. — Patricia Briggs

How dare he treat me with kindness when I'm trying to destroy him? — Juliann Whicker

Helen if you continue to fondle the bastard right in front of me, I'll have to dislocate his other shoulder. — Lisa Kleypas

I didn't say you weren't smart. I said you were stupid."
"I guess I'm too dumb to see the difference. — Cath Crowley

Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

Women usually tell that version of the truth which flatters them the most. — Valentin V.

Have
you ever kissed a guy?"
"I've kissed my dad and my
granddad. — Alison G. Bailey

Please leave the stone on the seat, it is to keep out the mink. — S.K. Tremayne

Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason. — Nenia Campbell

Wayra, it's very nice to meet you. -Get off! -What's wrong? -He touched me. -So? -So, he's going to get hurt if he does it again! — Amy A. Bartol

I would love to slap you right now, but I'm currently wielding a nine pound ball and I'm afraid that would be called murder. — Sara Wolf

His life did not so much flash before his eyes, as slap him in the face — Neal Shusterman

Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets. — Addison Moore

You can lead a fish to water and it will probably thank you after it jumps in and catches it breath. LOL — K.R. Freeman

Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole 'cousin' thing — Jen Frederick

You're not seriously going?" Troy asks.
"Of course I'm going," I say. "What other choice do I have?"
"Um ... not going. — Tera Lynn Childs

I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think. — Kelley Armstrong

for sure my quotes cannot be her already i make so many gramatical mistakes ...who will want such a thing ....asking,,, lol again im fuck, — Crazy Creeper

DARK AGE LOSERS PROBLY USED TURNIPS FOR IPHONES LOL!!!! — Charlie Brooker

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that. — Nenia Campbell

Ow."
"You had a mosquito."
"No, I didn't. — Michelle Hodkin

I'm trying to help you."
"I don't know what you're doing, but I'm sure there are laws about it! — G.A. Aiken

Popularity, my dear, is as overrated as a large member. — Sarah Winman

I dont care what your race is. Or what your fandom is, or what your Sexual preference is.
The Fact is i still hate everyone. — Me

I thought I would die without you.
Lol, silly me. — Ahmed Ali Anjum

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato. — Kevin Hart

You aren't a morning person, are you?" he mused.
"No, I'm not. There is a reason mornin' and mournin' sound the same. — L.A. Casey

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

Lol? What the hell does that mean? Lots of love? — Colleen Hoover

Between the suit and the pinkish hair, he looks like an emo gangster. — A.G. Howard

You are all made of real poop. — Anne Frank

All you need is LOVE...and a Plan!! lol — Dee Elias

The snozberries taste like snozberries! — Roald Dahl

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes. — Matt Dunn

I have a bad case of awkward as fuck — Jamie McGuire

I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan

The buck stops here," Ronan said, pulling up the hand brake. "Home shit home. — Maggie Stiefvater

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

If anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. — John Green

..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that.... — Finn Marlowe

I'm trying to compliment you," Barclay say. "Can't you just say thanks? — Elizabeth Norris

My pants dont fit either — Josh Ramsay Of Marianas Trench

She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star. — Victoria Scott

Jen said some guy asked you but you didn't want to go. Why not?"
I shrug. "I have this character flaw? Called dignity? — A.G. Howard

Being productive. Ugh. It's such a human concept. It implies you have limited time (LOL) and have to work hard to make something happen (double LOL). — Rick Riordan

Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil. — Jamie McGuire

This child could not command a pet dove.
Harsh but true, lol! — Philippa Gregory

I'm just trying not to have a Tom Cruise moment
[ ... ]
He was having a very Tom Cruise moment — Jamie McGuire

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Toor rul lol loo, gammon and spinnage, the frog he wouldn't, and high cockolorum, — Charles Dickens

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects. — Melissa Landers

I love being with you,
to live,love and laugh out loud.
LOL — Aina Aller

When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. — Anonymous

Speaking of fruit, I'm down
I mean, he's down
to his underwear. — Rick Yancey

Jude did not flip them off and then drove for a few blocks feeling good about himself, proud of his restraint. His will, it was like iron. — Joe Hill

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm. — Kiersten White

Repooping is the purest form of pooping — Johannes Rand, Magnificent Ruin

The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives. — Addison Moore

He strode over to the ruined church. This, Blue had discovered, was how Gansey got places - striding. Walking was for ordinary people. — Maggie Stiefvater