Lobster Quotes
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Lobster Quotes & Sayings
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Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed him around for the rest of his days.
— Jenny Offill
I'm at the round table, where your seat at?
Where your plate, where your lobster, where your sea bass? — Gunplay
Where your plate, where your lobster, where your sea bass? — Gunplay
She whipped her tentacles away from his fingers decapitating the dead lobster-dog and its body fell from the ceiling fan.
— Athena Villaverde
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.
— Bobby Flay
Those little fish and the lobster as well are automatic survival mechanisms, like politicians. They
— Hovav Heth
I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.
— Salvador Dali
The world is my lobster.
— Keith O'Neill
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad.
— Nancy Carell
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
Maine Haiku
"Winter don't matter
when there's steaming lobster and
girls are steaming hot. — Beryl Dov
"Winter don't matter
when there's steaming lobster and
girls are steaming hot. — Beryl Dov
Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.
— Heather McDonald
When I started cooking the meal at home, after I had started cooking in restaurants, I usually would prepare bay scallops or lobster.
— Alain Ducasse
Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a steakhouse, folks - no cow tank.
— Richard Jeni
The poet Lord Byron famously proclaimed that lobster salad and champagne were the only things a woman should ever be seen eating.
— Tilar J. Mazzeo
I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster.
— Paloma Faith
There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
— Tina Fey
New Brunswick. Shediac. Lobster Capital of the World.
— Louise Penny
What is the pattern that connects the crab to the lobster and the primrose to the orchid, and all of them to me, and me to you?
— Gregory Bateson
Oh, bring me some lobster mayonnaise.
— G.K. Chesterton
The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.
— Christopher Hitchens
Luxurious lobster-nights, farewell, For sober, studious days!
— Alexander Pope
It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand.
— Eli Brown
She restored herself with a cocktail and an excellent lobster mayonnaise. Phryne was devoted to lobster mayonnaise, with cucumbers.
— Kerry Greenwood
bad lobster in a dark cellar. It
— Charles Dickens
The bad is more easily perceived than the good. A fresh lobster does not give such pleasure to the consumer as a stale one will give him pain.
— Rebecca West
to? A vision of Nathan feeding her chunks of lobster from his fingers while they were lying in bed naked danced through her mind.
— Nancy Herkness
What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!
— Aziz Ansari
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
— George Gordon Byron
Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.
— Woody Allen
When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it!
— Stuart J. Scesney
I object to conscription the way a lobster objects to boiling water: it may be his finest hour but it's not his choice.
— Robert A. Heinlein
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.
— Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.
— Richard Kadrey
The scampi tasted sweet like a lobster fed only on honey and it cut into the deep undertone of flavor deposited on the taste buds by the truffles.
— Pat Conroy
I look like a lobster, don't I?
— Gabrielle Tozer
I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I was working on the business in between jobs.
— Daymond John
Man needs to know but little more than a lobster in order to catch him in his traps.
— Henry David Thoreau
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing.
— Nathan Myhrvold
CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.
— Ambrose Bierce
You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Hey, the bait is here. Get in Quebecers, get in the lobster trap, and then we'll close the door. And you'll have a referendum no matter what,
— Philippe Couillard
Were you happy?" "If you look at things from a distance," I said as I swallowed some lobster, "most anything looks beautiful.
— Haruki Murakami
People will send me tweets or texts, 'Yo, I'm at Red Lobster now and they're playing Mayer Hawthorne,' more of that kind of stuff, which is hilarious.
— Mayer Hawthorne
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good.
— Brian O'Driscoll
If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.
— George Carlin
He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice?
— Adam Jay Epstein
That would be the gentleman lobster,
— C.J. Hauser
When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth.
— Joseph Mitchell
Curse the genetics that turn me into a lobster after one hour in the sun while everyone else gets to look like a sexy peanut.
— A.M. Robinson
The world is your lobster!
— Arthur Daley