Lobster Quotes: top 59 famous quotes about Lobster

Lobster Quotes & Sayings

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Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed him around for the rest of his days. — Jenny Offill

I'm at the round table, where your seat at?
Where your plate, where your lobster, where your sea bass? — Gunplay

Am I really just a narcissist,
Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque? — Rick Ross

She whipped her tentacles away from his fingers decapitating the dead lobster-dog and its body fell from the ceiling fan. — Athena Villaverde

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. — Bobby Flay

Those little fish and the lobster as well are automatic survival mechanisms, like politicians. They — Hovav Heth

I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone. — Salvador Dali

The world is my lobster. — Keith O'Neill

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. — Nancy Carell

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Maine Haiku
"Winter don't matter
when there's steaming lobster and
girls are steaming hot. — Beryl Dov

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island. — Heather McDonald

When I started cooking the meal at home, after I had started cooking in restaurants, I usually would prepare bay scallops or lobster. — Alain Ducasse

Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a steakhouse, folks - no cow tank. — Richard Jeni

The poet Lord Byron famously proclaimed that lobster salad and champagne were the only things a woman should ever be seen eating. — Tilar J. Mazzeo

I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster. — Paloma Faith

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist. — Tina Fey

New Brunswick. Shediac. Lobster Capital of the World. — Louise Penny

What is the pattern that connects the crab to the lobster and the primrose to the orchid, and all of them to me, and me to you? — Gregory Bateson

Remember that a very good sardine is always preferable to a not that good lobster. — Ferran Adria

Oh, bring me some lobster mayonnaise. — G.K. Chesterton

The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics. — Christopher Hitchens

Luxurious lobster-nights, farewell, For sober, studious days! — Alexander Pope

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. — Eli Brown

She restored herself with a cocktail and an excellent lobster mayonnaise. Phryne was devoted to lobster mayonnaise, with cucumbers. — Kerry Greenwood

bad lobster in a dark cellar. It — Charles Dickens

The bad is more easily perceived than the good. A fresh lobster does not give such pleasure to the consumer as a stale one will give him pain. — Rebecca West

to? A vision of Nathan feeding her chunks of lobster from his fingers while they were lying in bed naked danced through her mind. — Nancy Herkness

A strangely prolonged lunch involving lobster, that infernally overrated food ... — Claire Messud

Easy in but not easily out, as the lobster said in the lobster pot! — C.S. Lewis

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster! — Aziz Ansari

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. — George Gordon Byron

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib. — Woody Allen

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. — D.H. Lawrence

When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it! — Stuart J. Scesney

I object to conscription the way a lobster objects to boiling water: it may be his finest hour but it's not his choice. — Robert A. Heinlein

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar. — Richard Kadrey

The scampi tasted sweet like a lobster fed only on honey and it cut into the deep undertone of flavor deposited on the taste buds by the truffles. — Pat Conroy

I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love ... — Jimmy Buffett

I look like a lobster, don't I? — Gabrielle Tozer

I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I was working on the business in between jobs. — Daymond John

Man needs to know but little more than a lobster in order to catch him in his traps. — Henry David Thoreau

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. — Nathan Myhrvold

CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible. — Ambrose Bierce

You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk — Elizabeth Rudnick

Hey, the bait is here. Get in Quebecers, get in the lobster trap, and then we'll close the door. And you'll have a referendum no matter what, — Philippe Couillard

Were you happy?" "If you look at things from a distance," I said as I swallowed some lobster, "most anything looks beautiful. — Haruki Murakami

People will send me tweets or texts, 'Yo, I'm at Red Lobster now and they're playing Mayer Hawthorne,' more of that kind of stuff, which is hilarious. — Mayer Hawthorne

Bustle about Noddy, or we shant be in time to snabble any of the lobster patties. — Georgette Heyer

"[Those] on fixed incomes are the nation's math elite." from pg.88 of Atomic Lobster. — Tim Dorsey

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. — Brian O'Driscoll

If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water. — George Carlin

He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do. — P.G. Wodehouse

I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice? — Adam Jay Epstein

That would be the gentleman lobster, — C.J. Hauser

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. — Joseph Mitchell

Curse the genetics that turn me into a lobster after one hour in the sun while everyone else gets to look like a sexy peanut. — A.M. Robinson

The world is your lobster! — Arthur Daley