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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
— Sarah Silverman
I remember one guy saying, "You're the only human out of all of them," and feeling a little concerned that somehow that meant I wasn't as funny.
— Allison Silverman
You know, darkness is a funny thing. Little by little, it creeps up on you and before you know it, you can't escape it
— Mackie Burt
You, lass, have a self-image problem.Well, that might be a little true, but she also had a mirror. — Cherise Sinclair
My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer.
— Michael Cera
Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me.
— Dahlia L. Summers
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well ... she's got eyes.
— Kristen Schaal
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel.
— Sharon Osbourne
Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile.
— Justin Bieber
Private Perkins is a funny little codger.
— George Henry Powell
Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise ... a little nuts and really funny.
— Mick LaSalle
Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time.
— Sandi Lynn
When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.
— Roseanne Barr
Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
— Mignon McLaughlin
I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe.""'Know thyself.'"
"We try, sir. — Lois McMaster Bujold
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law.
— John F. Kennedy
Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly.
— Lauren Willig
Funny little thing. How could she know that even despair can work for you if you're lucky enough to outlive it. I'd
— Wislawa Szymborska
I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'
— Joss Whedon
Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs.
— Ernest Thompson Seton
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?
— Jack Whitehall
Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy.
— Michelle Hodkin
My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little.
— Belle Aurora
Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.
— Sol Luckman
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.
— Robert Pattinson
When did you grow a back bone?" Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little.Kendall wasn't appeased "I borrowed Jory's — Gabrielle Evans
P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
A funny little literary article in the hand is worth at least three Critiques of Pure Reason in the bush.
— Aldous Huxley
They all folded their arms across their chests at exactly the same moment. It was a little bit funny, but mostly menacing. And
— Stephenie Meyer
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
— Karl Pilkington
I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting.
— Angelina Jolie
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought
— Susan Sontag
I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful.
— James E. Faust
Owr brave little shank!
— James Dashner
He'd never been shy, but he'd always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn't believe they liked him.
— Robyn Carr
I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.
— Karl Malone
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
— Jerry Seinfeld
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
— Steven Wright
Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities.
— Sarah Mayberry
I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. Isummoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind. — Patrick Rothfuss
I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball.
— Matthew Modine
Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.
— Stephen Colbert
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
— Sarah Silverman
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.
— Lady Gaga
It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor.
— Gaines Adams
I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.
— Lauren Child
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
— Demetri Martin
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
— Dannika Dark
It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer.
— Keith Fullerton Whitman
It's funny how "a part" and "apart" are complete opposites, yet only differ by a little space.
— Wade Rouse
I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"
— Mitch Hedberg
A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell.
— Hanna Lui
Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting.
— Brian Chippendale
Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot.
— Megan Hart
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
We all have our funny little ways. Except me, obviously.
— Terry Pratchett
Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
Everything bleeds into everything and fiction is just this funny desperate little attempt to staunch the bleeding.
— Meghan Lamb
You're a sad little hermit, and it creeps me out.
— Rainbow Rowell
Instead I sounded like a little girl on her first day of kindergarten. My name is Bee, and I like coloring and horsies.
— Kate Avery Ellison
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
— Tommy Cooper
Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad.
— James St. James
It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.
— Matt Lauer
Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro?
— Madeleine Urban
I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.
— Autre Ne Veut
I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film.
— Hilary Swank
Emery gives me a rock that she's colored on. She whispers in my ear. You can smash people's fingers with it when they're mean.
— Jillian Dodd
YouTube is such a funny little world. You can create a fanbase.
— Lindsey Stirling
We asked so little of ourselves - and most of us got exactly what we asked for. Funny how that works.
— Kristin Hannah
