If my story were ever to be written truthfully from start to finish, it would amaze everyone. — Henri Matisse
Broken wings don't mend that way; the way you think broken wings do. Once that wing has taken time to mend; that bird has forgotten how to fly — S.L. Northey
Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it. — Mark Twain
What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy — Bo Burnham