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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.
— John Green
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
The movement of life has to rest in its own music.
— Rabindranath Tagore
Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
— Lois Greiman
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun.
— Desmond Tutu
I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels.
— Stellan Skarsgard
Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.
— Turcois Ominek
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
— Rebecca McNutt
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
— Christina Dodd
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
— Andy Borowitz
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Life is so much friendlier with two.
— A.A. Milne
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
Sporks are only used in the most dire situations.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.
— Jenji Kohan
