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Waiting. Time in its pod. Blown open and scattered.
— Peter Heller
No republic has long outlived the discovery by a majority of its people that they could vote themselves largesse from the public treasury.
— Alexander Fraser Tytler
I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me.
— Ian Watson
My best idea was to not accept my wife's negative reaction when I asked her to marry me.
— Michael Eisner
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell
What was the point, I had to wonder, of fighting so hard to learn to protect my life if I was destroying it in the process?
— Stacey Kade
Intelligent men are dangerous.
— Patricia Briggs
A moral dilemma can be large or small, important or inconsequential, urgent or secondary. One thing is certain: moral dilemmas are ever present.
— Michael J. Marx
No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.
— Jessica Day George
Please protect me through the dangers and confusion of my transient life on earth, ensuring that in all things I strive for eternal life in Heaven.
— David P. Gushee
Dare to be honest and fear no labor.
— Robert Burns
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
— Christina Dodd
To fight evil is to fight ourselves.
— Octavio Paz
Not many people get every single thing they want plus all the things they didn't think to ask for in the same day.
— Stephenie Meyer
But being in the middle of it, it wasn't that obvious.
— Lev Grossman
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
Indeed there's a woundy luck in names.
— Ben Jonson