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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.
— Amanda Peterson
Life is a circle. It spins you around.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Life is about more that quotes about life
— John Chaplin
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
— Josh Billings
If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.
— David Cook
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.
— James Jean-Pierre
How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying!
— Tanya Masse
If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks.
— Patricia Briggs
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
— Joan Rivers
I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.
— Michael Summers
That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it.
— D.K. Hamilton
I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.
— Nicole McKay
That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you.
— Frances O'Roark Dowell
What you discover about life's shell game is that it's hardest to follow the pea when you're the pea.
— Robert Breault
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
— Andy Borowitz
You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell.
— Jeni Decker
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ...
— Hiroko Sakai
I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
— Tahar Ben Jelloun
Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?
— Russell Howard
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Are you trying to be subtle? Because I know you're talking about the honeybunnyless prom tragedy that is my life.
— John Green
Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
— Mike Judge
I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan.
— Nicole McKay
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that.
— Brett Gelman
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death
— Confucius
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
— Paula Danziger
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
— Jennifer Lopez
It's not fair! (Ryssa)
Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
That was before I'd started thinking about how life stuck on a ship wouldn't be so bad if Elder walked around pantless more.
— Beth Revis
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
stop making plans, cause i know life has a a funny ways of ruining it all
— Rina Suryakusuma
It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough.
A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell
A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable.
— Kyle Johnson
I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.
— Michael Summers