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I agreed to take part in a New York University Institute for Humanities conference a year ago ... — Audre Lorde

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook! — Sharon Geltner

All that a child needs is great love. — Lailah Gifty Akita

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. — Behdad Sami

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing. — Jon Foreman

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate! — Suzanne Sweeney

When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. — Anthony Paull

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE — A.R. Arias

If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka... — Les Edgerton

When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line. — Gina Greenlee

Never stop forgiving. — Johnny Hunt

NASA wanted to assure its ability to examine the spacecraft in orbit for signs of damage. — Marc Garneau

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee

Cars frighten me. They look vicious. Growling, screeching, fast-moving assassins.
-Bec — Darren Shan

I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy. — John Barnes

I do not believe that we have a right to tell other people, women, that they can't control their bodies. — Joe Biden

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

So you never know when you can get through.
p 179 Jack the Bus Driver talking about helping a woman on the bus who was an alcoholic — Rachel Simon

By the time I arrive at evening, / they have just settled down to rest; / already invisible, they are turning / into the dreamwork of the trees ... . — Lisel Mueller

If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it. — Emma O'Connor

No tyrant need fear till men begin to feel confident in each other. — Aristotle.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

Political art - not always a contradiction in terms - can destroy institutions, or eat away at them. — Joe Haldeman

It was a humbling thought, to realize the weight of the world could not break him, but the loss of her could have. — Joey W. Hill

Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English. — Roald Dahl

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. — Robert A. Heinlein

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones