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-I'm a girl, I'm his friend and I'm attractive too, so don't just ignore me like I was a pile of squid guts! She felt like saying back to them. — Andrew James Pritchard

Tony smothered the life that me and Ma had built, a furry mould growing over a sweating slab of cheese. — Kerry Hudson

The world has seen more believers in times of troubles than in peace and joy. — Deepak Rana

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss. — Stephen Chbosky

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. — David Frost

Marcus looked down. "Ah, man! This was my favorite shirt. Who tore it?" he asked, trying to pull the ragged edges together. — Ripley Patton

Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time — Benny Bellamacina

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. — Groucho Marx

I am aware, of course, that many men do hate the sight of their wife and children. Doctors even have a name for these people: 'anglers'. — Jeremy Clarkson

Uh-uh, I would rather got hrough the front door and tackle the giants than have to life-saving-suck-kiss you for five minutes. — Chanda Hahn

When I am alone in the forest at night-time and jump from one tree to another, I often think that life is so strange. — George Mikes

Life is really very fantastic, and one has to have a peculiar sense of humour to see the fun of it.
[Virtue] — W. Somerset Maugham

Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long — Benny Bellamacina

I like it subdued and tepid, with far to much milk — Andi James Chamberlain

There are a great many aspects to feline life, but the three most important - the Holy Trinity, if you will - are eating, sleeping and washing. — Jem Vanston

Hardship bred a bitter, quickfire humour and resilience to all but the most terminal of life's tragedies. — Ian Rankin

Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind. — Benny Bellamacina

I've been trying to get my career off the ground for so long, I've given up and decided to become a pilot. — Benny Bellamacina

What is really important to me is a sense of humour and a mischief about life. Life is just too boring otherwise. — Mira Nair

Please sell $10,000 worth of stock - we have decided to lead a mad and extravagant life. — Harry Crosby

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! — C. JoyBell C.

I may not hate al of the people all the time, but I hate all of them some of the time, and I hate some of them all of the time. — Kathy McCullough

Tighten your seat belt and enjoy the ride of life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

If you want to add a little spice to your life, plant some dill. And learn to salsa. — Ellen DeGeneres

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If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

My philosophy in life is to eat, drink and investigate - in that order. — Mel Healy

Do not fall in love ... it means you have to look at someone else. — Sunny-Drunk

Life is a circus: you go in, bow, run around, bow again and leave. — Storm Petersen

I'm not into this whole "move with the times" thing. I reckon we should just decide on a year and stick with it. — R.D. Ronald

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Life is a huge farce, and the advantage of possessing a sense of humour is that it enables one to defy fate with mocking laughter. — George Gissing

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

A life is like a book of many chapters and topics. Which Chapter are is your life? — Elizabeth Adeniyi

Here is a man whose life and actions the world has already condemned - yet whose enormous fortune ... has already brought him acquittal! — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour. — Henry Allingham

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We are getting older fatter and balder. Each day brings us one step closer to death. Other than that, life's a ding-a-derry. — M. Kushner

You ask me why I write. You might as well ask me why I breathe. I need oxygen to feed my body and ink to feed my soul. — Bryce Main

Apparently, faith in life is one thing and faith in literature is another. — Gerald Weaver

Life makes fun of us and we should help it. — David Brandon

Once upon a time,
there was a Zen sign
at every small railway crossing in America

Stop. Look. And listen. — Dick Allen

Sometimes God dillies and dallies,' Steve said, 'and sometimes he just points at you and tells you to hang up your jock. — Stephen King

I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor! — Greg Curtis

If we really exist merely to fulfill God's plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My creative hands can't keep up with my creative mind, so I think I'll sit and rest on my creative behind — Benny Bellamacina

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones. — Sachin Tendulkar

He's my cat! He's not God's cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! — Stephen King

Achieve everything and fail at the rest — Benny Bellamacina

Humour is ... the all-consoling and ... the all-excusing, grace of life. — C.S. Lewis

When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top — Benny Bellamacina

If I had followed every urge I ever had, I would have had much more sex and killed a lot more people — Tommy Cotton

On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses.
I kept on walking. — Peter James West

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

I'm eighteen; I'm a princess; and I'm a virgin. You know what? At this point in my life, I might as well be a unicorn. Happy freaking birthday to me. — Meg Cabot

Shit happens. You can either stand their and complain about the smell or you can wipe your shoe and keep walking. — Tommy Cotton

Clearly, she hadn't heard of the two words 'social' and 'life'. — Adele Rose

Here is a story in the worst way. I have no business being anywhere in it. It comes between me and the life I have coming. — Gary Lutz

The more ignoble I find life, the more strongly I react by contradiction, in humour and in an outburst of liberty and expansion. — Joan Miro

Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention. — Orson Scott Card

Once you have perceived that life is very cruel, the only response is to live with as much humanity, humour and freedom as you can. — Sarah Kane

There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one. — Greg Curtis

I don't talk ill about people I don't know," said Bartleby. "I only disparage them in silence and hope they die. — Michelle Franklin

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable. — Rufus Wainwright

If you're given a dirty look, wash it and give it back. — Benny Bellamacina

Life has a sick sense of humour, and you're just another one of its victims! — L. Ladia

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! — Douglas Adams