Life And Humour Quotes
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Life And Humour Quotes & Sayings
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-I'm a girl, I'm his friend and I'm attractive too, so don't just ignore me like I was a pile of squid guts! She felt like saying back to them.
— Andrew James Pritchard
Tony smothered the life that me and Ma had built, a furry mould growing over a sweating slab of cheese.
— Kerry Hudson
Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.
— Stephen Chbosky
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
— David Frost
Marcus looked down. "Ah, man! This was my favorite shirt. Who tore it?" he asked, trying to pull the ragged edges together.
— Ripley Patton
Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time
— Benny Bellamacina
I am aware, of course, that many men do hate the sight of their wife and children. Doctors even have a name for these people: 'anglers'.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Uh-uh, I would rather got hrough the front door and tackle the giants than have to life-saving-suck-kiss you for five minutes.
— Chanda Hahn
When I am alone in the forest at night-time and jump from one tree to another, I often think that life is so strange.
— George Mikes
Life is really very fantastic, and one has to have a peculiar sense of humour to see the fun of it.[Virtue] — W. Somerset Maugham
Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long
— Benny Bellamacina
I like it subdued and tepid, with far to much milk
— Andi James Chamberlain
Hardship bred a bitter, quickfire humour and resilience to all but the most terminal of life's tragedies.
— Ian Rankin
Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.
— Benny Bellamacina
I've been trying to get my career off the ground for so long, I've given up and decided to become a pilot.
— Benny Bellamacina
Please sell $10,000 worth of stock - we have decided to lead a mad and extravagant life.
— Harry Crosby
I may not hate al of the people all the time, but I hate all of them some of the time, and I hate some of them all of the time.
— Kathy McCullough
Tighten your seat belt and enjoy the ride of life.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
If you want to add a little spice to your life, plant some dill. And learn to salsa.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Life is a circus: you go in, bow, run around, bow again and leave.
— Storm Petersen
I'm not into this whole "move with the times" thing. I reckon we should just decide on a year and stick with it.
— R.D. Ronald
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Life is a huge farce, and the advantage of possessing a sense of humour is that it enables one to defy fate with mocking laughter.
— George Gissing
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
A life is like a book of many chapters and topics. Which Chapter are is your life?
— Elizabeth Adeniyi
Here is a man whose life and actions the world has already condemned - yet whose enormous fortune ... has already brought him acquittal!
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life makes fun of us and we should help it.
— David Brandon
Once upon a time,there was a Zen sign
at every small railway crossing in America
Stop. Look. And listen. — Dick Allen
Sometimes God dillies and dallies,' Steve said, 'and sometimes he just points at you and tells you to hang up your jock.
— Stephen King
I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!
— Greg Curtis
If we really exist merely to fulfill God's plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
My creative hands can't keep up with my creative mind, so I think I'll sit and rest on my creative behind
— Benny Bellamacina
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones.
— Sachin Tendulkar
Achieve everything and fail at the rest
— Benny Bellamacina
When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top
— Benny Bellamacina
If I had followed every urge I ever had, I would have had much more sex and killed a lot more people
— Tommy Cotton
On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses.I kept on walking. — Peter James West
Shit happens. You can either stand their and complain about the smell or you can wipe your shoe and keep walking.
— Tommy Cotton
Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.
— Orson Scott Card
I don't talk ill about people I don't know," said Bartleby. "I only disparage them in silence and hope they die.
— Michelle Franklin
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.
— Rufus Wainwright
If you're given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
— Benny Bellamacina
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
— Douglas Adams