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I'm an all-or-nothing guy. When I'm working, I work, work, work, work, work, and when I'm not, I'm the laziest sloth this planet has ever provided us. — Al Jourgensen

An old homeless man confronts me quietly with his beard, his missing teeth, and his poverty. — Markus Zusak

Know yourself and go in swinging. — Patrick Ness

Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices. — George Bernard Shaw

I'm the laziest person I know. — Natalie Massenet

The proofs that God does not exist are very strong, but in lots of people they are not as strong as the feeling that He does. — John Steinbeck

The rich are the laziest of men. They pay others to do the hard work. — Tim Westover

I am the world's laziest shopper, but very rarely have I had to take anything back. — Erin O'Connor

I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business. — Paul Hogan

Even the laziest King flees wildly in the face of a double check! — Aron Nimzowitsch

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. — Cormac McCarthy

Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost. — Alex Gaskarth

Having judged a few competitions, it's clear that novelists are often the laziest short story writers. — Sarah Hall

I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a woman's body. — Tina Louise

No one's lazy. What we would call the laziest person on earth expends a tremendous amount of energy to not do things. — Frederick Lenz

Whenever there is hard work to be done, I assign it to the laziest man as he is sure to find an easy way of doing it. Be lazy, think crazy. — Bill Gates

Everything balled up into one: Beat Mexico and qualify. There's no better scenario. — Landon Donovan

I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go. — Sheryl Crow

Men don't hear women. — Wanda Sykes

I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up. — Fran Lebowitz

Even the laziest person will fight for oxygen when drowning. — J.R. Rim

Hold my hands, O Lord, for the world is so crowded,
If I lose myself, whom else would I condemn? — Preeth Nambiar

I am the worlds laziest writer. — Oscar Peterson

Obamacare comes to more than two thousand pages of rules, mandates, taxes, fees, and fines that have no place in a free country. — Paul Ryan

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. — W.C. Fields

I'm the laziest inventor you ever met. My inventing is in my head - I don't have to be in the lab working and sweating. — Woody Norris

When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. — Jennifer Lawrence

I am the laziest man in the world. I invented all those things to save myself from toil. — Benjamin Franklin

You think of travellers as bold, but our guilty secret is that travel is one of the laziest ways on earth of passing the time. — Paul Theroux

We live in a niche world. — Leigh Steinberg

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished. — Jay Leno

I appoint the laziest person to do the hardest job as they'll find the easiest way to do it — Bill Gates

A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange! — Charles Dickens

Do things to make your day precious. — Bernie Siegel