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What was it they said about the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap being the bucket?
— Barbara Delinsky
Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do.
— J. P. Morgan
I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when you're in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. It's a great trick.
— Stephan Pastis
His claim to Mars is lawyers' hogwash; as a lawyer myself I need not respect it.
— Robert A. Heinlein
My dad is my biggest source of inspiration. He's a lawyer, and when he'd get home, we always sat down and listened to music.
— Dan Reynolds
After I'd been a lawyer for about five or six years, I started playing around with fiction.
— John Grisham
The true function of a lawyer was to unite parties driven asunder.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Let us kill all lawyers
— William Shakespeare
To become a lawyer you must discard your ethics and become an eloquent devil that views justice as god.
— Kane Morgan
As a child I wanted to be a professional athlete or lawyer.
— Walter Dean Myers
A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.
— Fran Lebowitz
I want to be an entertainment lawyer so I'll be in the business still.
— Charice Pempengco
I'll never be that trusting again, believing accountants and lawyers have my best interests at heart.
— Irene Cara
Who calls a lawyer rogue, may find, too lateUpon one of these depends his whole estate.
— George Crabbe
When a criminal breaks into your home I'll let the liberals call the lawyer. I'm going to call Smith & Wesson.
— Rick Perry
Everyone ought to take every opportunity to blast lawyers.
— Marlin Fitzwater
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
— Marvin Mitchelson
When asked to borrow money: I'll see what my lawyer says ... And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
— W.C. Fields
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
— Will Rogers
Irishmen are best at the specially hard professions - the trades of iron, the lawyer, and the soldier.
— G.K. Chesterton
A lawyer's truth is not Truth. It is consistency, or consistent expediency
— Henry David Thoreau
The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
— Mark R. Jones
Edwin Hubble, who continues to give me great faith in humanity, because he started out as a lawyer and then became an astronomer.
— Lawrence M. Krauss
A chief called Lawyer, because he was a great talker, took the lead in the council, and sold nearly all the Nez Perce country.
— Chief Joseph
I'm not an angry person. When I write, the lawyer in me tries to make it as easy to read as possible.
— Joe Scarborough
My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never be a lawyer.'
— Lena Dunham
It was evident however that the lawyers would have to have their say ... This also opened up a vista both lengthy and obscure.
— Winston Churchill
Whattaya mean you ain't no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal.
— Kenneth Eade
Apologists for the profession contend that lawyers are as honest as other men, but this is not very encouraging.
— Ferdinand Lundberg
Never call your office while you're on vacation. That's always been one of my hard and fast rules.
— William Manchee
My father was an immigrant from Austria and he became a lawyer and became a judge and I think he was a good judge.
— Mickey Kaus
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.
— Erma Bombeck
Lawyers sometimes tell the truth. They'll do anything to win a case.
— Jeremy Bentham
When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.
— Natalya Vorobyova
No, thanks. They won't go away. You take care of Ricky and Mom, and me and the lawyer'll take care of the FBI.
— John Grisham
I really honestly can't see myself as a lawyer. It's pretty much safe to say I'll never become one.
— Vance Joy
I wanted to be a doctor, but my mom was like, 'It's really hard and it's going to take 10 years,' so I was like 'OK, I'll just be a lawyer'.
— Charice Pempengco
If you want to pass this class, and if you want to be a lawyer, working for it isn't enough. You'll need to bleed for it.
— J.J. McAvoy
At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.
— Woody Allen
I never lost an argument and my parents assumed I would be a lawyer. They cast me in that role.
— Jared Harris
I do get tired of humans
— Audrey Niffenegger
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
— Will Rogers
She wanted a choice beyond: Housewife versus lawyer. Madonna versus whore. An option not mired in the lingering detritus of some Victorian-era dream.
— Chuck Palahniuk
When it comes to giving advice, never do so unless you've first received a request in writing, signed by a lawyer.
— Marshall B. Rosenberg
While Lincoln thus became a lawyer, he did not cease to remain a politician.
— John George Nicolay
Gabriel Walsh comes from a long line of hustlers. He's just the first one to go to law school and get a license for it.
— Kelley Armstrong
When I told my parents I wanted to be an actor, my mom was, like, 'I think I heard you say lawyer.'
— Maz Jobrani
"Lawyers Are": The only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from (amongst) themselves.
— Charles Caleb Colton
The office of the lawyer ... is too delicate, personal and confident to be occupied by a corporation.
— Robert H. Jackson
To be a lawyer was too boring for me, for my personality.
— Monica Bellucci
One lawyer told me that he never drinks water or eats in front of the jury because they can't do either one.
— Jeremy Sumpter
I had aspirations to do different things with my life. I wanted to play soccer. I wanted to be a lawyer. Serendipity.
— Pete Wentz
Charming, charming,' the lawyer said at intervals.
— Guy De Maupassant
Dylan Jerome," the lawyer admits, "wanted to sue God for not caring enough about him.
— Jodi Picoult
Nurse: "You look like a pharmaceutical rep. you can leave samples in the closet."
Joe: "I'm actually a lawyer."
Nurse: "My condolences. — Jodi Picoult
Joe: "I'm actually a lawyer."
Nurse: "My condolences. — Jodi Picoult
As the state's top lawyer, I am empowered to protect nonprofit donors from fraudulent solicitations and charitable assets from misuse.
— Eric Schneiderman
I do want to believe in love. I want all of its trappings, and if it costs me my sanity and a very good divorce lawyer, so be it.
— Addison Moore
Any good trial lawyer knows that if you've got one credible expert or scientific study, then you can let the jury decide.
— Joe Jamail
The lawyer said he couldn't take my case, even though I assured him it was stuffed with money.
— Jarod Kintz
If you imitate someone, you owe them a royalty check. If you emulate them, you don't. There's a big difference. Check your lawyer.
— Stephen Colbert
A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in laws, and an idiot thinks in words.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
People have said I can come off a little trial-lawyerish. I tell people I never actually became a lawyer, but I play one at City Hall.
— Christine Quinn
Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer.
— Benjamin Franklin
Lawyers hold that there are two kinds of particularly bad witnesses
a reluctant witness, and a too-willing witness. — Charles Dickens
a reluctant witness, and a too-willing witness. — Charles Dickens
That was about as effective as blaming it on God, and as practical, too. You couldn't get a lawyer to sue either of them.
— George Alec Effinger
I'm better at being a lawyer than I am at being a writer.
— David Shapiro
Even after working at 'MarketWatch' and loving journalism and loving business news, I still wanted to be a lawyer because it was my plan.
— Poppy Harlow
To succeed as a lawyer, a man must work like a horse and live like a hermit.
— John Scott, 1st Earl Of Eldon
Jubal longed for the days when a lawyer could cite the Bill of Rights and not have some over-riding Federation trickery defeat him.
— Robert A. Heinlein
The lawyer has not reached the height of his vocation who does not find therein ... scope for a peculiar but genuine artistic function.
— Frederick Pollock
Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.
— George Herbert
Your brand is your personal lawyer ... It defends and speaks for you even in your absence. Keep calm and maintain a good brand!
— Israelmore Ayivor
I was a lawyer for 12 years in New York and Sweden.
— Greg Poehler
I'm a hard headed lawyer.
— Eric Holder
The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.
— Joseph Hansen
I liked to go to court. I became a lawyer because of the allure of the courtroom, not necessarily to be chained to an office desk.
— John E. Jones III
Lawyer even sounds like liar.
— Walter Mosley
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.
— George W. Bush
My lawyer has been a good friend of mine for a long time. He and I continuously have conversations.
— Matthew McConaughey