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What was it they said about the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap being the bucket? — Barbara Delinsky

Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do. — J. P. Morgan

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when you're in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. It's a great trick. — Stephan Pastis

His claim to Mars is lawyers' hogwash; as a lawyer myself I need not respect it. — Robert A. Heinlein

My dad is my biggest source of inspiration. He's a lawyer, and when he'd get home, we always sat down and listened to music. — Dan Reynolds

After I'd been a lawyer for about five or six years, I started playing around with fiction. — John Grisham

The true function of a lawyer was to unite parties driven asunder. — Mahatma Gandhi

Let us kill all lawyers — William Shakespeare

To become a lawyer you must discard your ethics and become an eloquent devil that views justice as god. — Kane Morgan

As a child I wanted to be a professional athlete or lawyer. — Walter Dean Myers

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer. — Fran Lebowitz

I want to be an entertainment lawyer so I'll be in the business still. — Charice Pempengco

I'll never be that trusting again, believing accountants and lawyers have my best interests at heart. — Irene Cara

Who calls a lawyer rogue, may find, too lateUpon one of these depends his whole estate. — George Crabbe

When a criminal breaks into your home I'll let the liberals call the lawyer. I'm going to call Smith & Wesson. — Rick Perry

Everyone ought to take every opportunity to blast lawyers. — Marlin Fitzwater

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. — Marvin Mitchelson

When asked to borrow money: I'll see what my lawyer says ... And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer. — W.C. Fields

Painting is like being a lawyer and attacking a corporation. — John Currin

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. — Will Rogers

Irishmen are best at the specially hard professions - the trades of iron, the lawyer, and the soldier. — G.K. Chesterton

A lawyer's truth is not Truth. It is consistency, or consistent expediency — Henry David Thoreau

The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead. — Mark R. Jones

Edwin Hubble, who continues to give me great faith in humanity, because he started out as a lawyer and then became an astronomer. — Lawrence M. Krauss

A chief called Lawyer, because he was a great talker, took the lead in the council, and sold nearly all the Nez Perce country. — Chief Joseph

I'm not an angry person. When I write, the lawyer in me tries to make it as easy to read as possible. — Joe Scarborough

My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never be a lawyer.' — Lena Dunham

It was evident however that the lawyers would have to have their say ... This also opened up a vista both lengthy and obscure. — Winston Churchill

Whattaya mean you ain't no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal. — Kenneth Eade

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. — Mark Twain

Apologists for the profession contend that lawyers are as honest as other men, but this is not very encouraging. — Ferdinand Lundberg

Never call your office while you're on vacation. That's always been one of my hard and fast rules. — William Manchee

My father was an immigrant from Austria and he became a lawyer and became a judge and I think he was a good judge. — Mickey Kaus

The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck

Lawyers sometimes tell the truth. They'll do anything to win a case. — Jeremy Bentham

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them. — Natalya Vorobyova

No, thanks. They won't go away. You take care of Ricky and Mom, and me and the lawyer'll take care of the FBI. — John Grisham

I really honestly can't see myself as a lawyer. It's pretty much safe to say I'll never become one. — Vance Joy

I wanted to be a doctor, but my mom was like, 'It's really hard and it's going to take 10 years,' so I was like 'OK, I'll just be a lawyer'. — Charice Pempengco

If you want to pass this class, and if you want to be a lawyer, working for it isn't enough. You'll need to bleed for it. — J.J. McAvoy

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings. — Woody Allen

I never lost an argument and my parents assumed I would be a lawyer. They cast me in that role. — Jared Harris

I do get tired of humans — Audrey Niffenegger

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. — Will Rogers

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. — Mario Puzo

Guilo, although a lawyer, never lied; at least not to his friends. — Donna Leon

She wanted a choice beyond: Housewife versus lawyer. Madonna versus whore. An option not mired in the lingering detritus of some Victorian-era dream. — Chuck Palahniuk

When it comes to giving advice, never do so unless you've first received a request in writing, signed by a lawyer. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

In the old days all you needed was a handshake. Nowadays you need forty lawyers. — Jimmy Hoffa

While Lincoln thus became a lawyer, he did not cease to remain a politician. — John George Nicolay

Gabriel Walsh comes from a long line of hustlers. He's just the first one to go to law school and get a license for it. — Kelley Armstrong

When I told my parents I wanted to be an actor, my mom was, like, 'I think I heard you say lawyer.' — Maz Jobrani

"Lawyers Are": The only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from (amongst) themselves. — Charles Caleb Colton

The office of the lawyer ... is too delicate, personal and confident to be occupied by a corporation. — Robert H. Jackson

To be a lawyer was too boring for me, for my personality. — Monica Bellucci

One lawyer told me that he never drinks water or eats in front of the jury because they can't do either one. — Jeremy Sumpter

I had aspirations to do different things with my life. I wanted to play soccer. I wanted to be a lawyer. Serendipity. — Pete Wentz

I've raised three kids. I'm a lawyer. I've written books on the Constitution. — Caroline Kennedy

Charming, charming,' the lawyer said at intervals. — Guy De Maupassant

Dylan Jerome," the lawyer admits, "wanted to sue God for not caring enough about him. — Jodi Picoult

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. — Jon Stewart

Nurse: "You look like a pharmaceutical rep. you can leave samples in the closet."
Joe: "I'm actually a lawyer."
Nurse: "My condolences. — Jodi Picoult

As the state's top lawyer, I am empowered to protect nonprofit donors from fraudulent solicitations and charitable assets from misuse. — Eric Schneiderman

I do want to believe in love. I want all of its trappings, and if it costs me my sanity and a very good divorce lawyer, so be it. — Addison Moore

Any good trial lawyer knows that if you've got one credible expert or scientific study, then you can let the jury decide. — Joe Jamail

The lawyer said he couldn't take my case, even though I assured him it was stuffed with money. — Jarod Kintz

Sometime rhetoric was just
another way to lie and impress persons,
and he knew this — Haidji

If you imitate someone, you owe them a royalty check. If you emulate them, you don't. There's a big difference. Check your lawyer. — Stephen Colbert

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience. — Tom Clancy

A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in laws, and an idiot thinks in words. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

People have said I can come off a little trial-lawyerish. I tell people I never actually became a lawyer, but I play one at City Hall. — Christine Quinn

Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer. — Benjamin Franklin

Lawyers hold that there are two kinds of particularly bad witnesses
a reluctant witness, and a too-willing witness. — Charles Dickens

That was about as effective as blaming it on God, and as practical, too. You couldn't get a lawyer to sue either of them. — George Alec Effinger

I think too much of the music industry is for the lawyer and accountant mentality. — Chuck D

I'm better at being a lawyer than I am at being a writer. — David Shapiro

Even after working at 'MarketWatch' and loving journalism and loving business news, I still wanted to be a lawyer because it was my plan. — Poppy Harlow

To succeed as a lawyer, a man must work like a horse and live like a hermit. — John Scott, 1st Earl Of Eldon

I think being called a she-devil by a trial lawyer is meant as a compliment. — Ann Coulter

Jubal longed for the days when a lawyer could cite the Bill of Rights and not have some over-riding Federation trickery defeat him. — Robert A. Heinlein

The lawyer has not reached the height of his vocation who does not find therein ... scope for a peculiar but genuine artistic function. — Frederick Pollock

Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer. — George Herbert

Trafficante celebrated in a Tampa restaurant with his lawyer, Ragano. "We'll make — Sal Polisi

Your brand is your personal lawyer ... It defends and speaks for you even in your absence. Keep calm and maintain a good brand! — Israelmore Ayivor

I was a lawyer for 12 years in New York and Sweden. — Greg Poehler

Any lawyer worth his salt knew the first offer had to be rejected. — John Grisham

I'm a hard headed lawyer. — Eric Holder

The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. — Joseph Hansen

I liked to go to court. I became a lawyer because of the allure of the courtroom, not necessarily to be chained to an office desk. — John E. Jones III

Lawyer even sounds like liar. — Walter Mosley

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. — John Keats

I toyed with the idea of pursuing a career as a lawyer just because I like to argue. — Lexa Doig

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle. — Ashleigh Brilliant

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush

My lawyer has been a good friend of mine for a long time. He and I continuously have conversations. — Matthew McConaughey

I have heard that a man might be his own lawyer, but you can't be your own judge. — Margaret Deland

I'm always an agent or a lawyer or a doctor or a banker. I'm always wearing a tie. — Peter Jacobson

Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it. — Megyn Kelly

I'm not a lawyer, but I play one in my novel COPYRIGHT. I also play a serial rapist, a drug addict, a teenage boy and lesbian model. — Lori Lesko

Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass. — Kevin Hearne