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I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But they're also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset.
— Mike Birbiglia
Once more the liberal year laughs out O'er richer stores than gems or gold: Once more with harvest song and shout Is nature's boldest triumph told.
— John Greenleaf Whittier
She never laughs or smiles or tells a joke. She reminds me of a robot caked in meat.
— Matthew Quick
Somebody cracks a joke, a whole row laughs, one witticism sets off another, and, like matches, they flare up and burn down.
— Joseph Roth
The man that loves and laughs must sure do well.
— Alexander Pope
John laughs at me, of course, but one expects that in marriage.
— Charlotte Perkins Gilman
She laughs frequently and wildly and with a sort of precocious, tragic abandon.
— Tennessee Williams
What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy.
— Marie Corelli
Popularity is like a girl in class that you can't ignore. She give you eyes when no one looks then turns to her friends and laughs some more.
— Brian Joyce
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
— Zach Galifianakis
The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs.
— Mark Twain
A jovial man can be happy with anyone, but when a sad one laughs, he treasures that one who brings him the sunshine. (Cat)
— Kinley MacGregor
Laugh-and-the-whole-world-laughs-with-you type of thing.
— Stephen King
I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.
— Ron Shock
Well, the gods love a man who laughs at hardship." "Hardship is boring as all hell. Gotta find laughs if you can't stay drunk,
— Scott Lynch
When a man plans, a woman laughs.
— David Wong
Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.
— Kahlil Gibran
I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians need prejudice.
— Gallagher
He who laughs on Friday will weep on Sunday.
— Jean Racine
But Master is happy. I have seen him. He laughs and smiles. These reactions are rare ... very rare for him.
— E.L. James
Who laughs less than feminists?
— Tucker Carlson
I've always been very bonded to animals - more so than most people. (laughs) I don't think that they can defend themselves, so we have to help them.
— Jennie Garth
She laughs, and her laughter is rich and full, deeper and bolder than her speaking voice. I want to wrap myself in her laugh and wear it as a scarf.
— Dalya Moon
Make yer laughs where ye can, little one, because yer tears'll chase ye and catch ye where they will.
— R.A. Salvatore
As for movies, what's great about comedy is that if your movie gets laughs and makes money, you have freedom.
— Adam McKay
My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.
— David Hasselhoff
He who laughs worst, weeps first
— Paul Haddad
She laughs again. It's such a delightful and proper sound that I sit up straighter. I should have a cup of tea in my hand to go with that laugh.
— Natalie C. Parker
She laughs and it's my favorite song in the world.
— A Meredith Walters
The world laughs at another man's pain.
— Jose Rizal
He laughs, "I call that Eau de Vane. It's my signature fragrance"
"Well. it smells like something died — Shannon Messenger
"Well. it smells like something died — Shannon Messenger
The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.
— Drew Carey
Can we just please stop killing shit tonight by flying into it?" I shout, and Sergeant Fallon laughs as she walks off.
— Marko Kloos
It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly.
— Vaclav Havel
Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and will remember you for it.
— Gary L. Graybill
Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you.
— Dale Carnegie
A mind conscious of right laughs at the falsehoods of rumour.
[Lat., Conscia mens recti famae mendacia risit.] — Ovid
[Lat., Conscia mens recti famae mendacia risit.] — Ovid
The rosary in the hand, repentance on the lips, and the heart full of sinful longings-sin itself laughs at our repentance!
— Saib Tabrizi
The earth laughs in flowers.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.
— Will Rogers
When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies.
— James M. Barrie
A person that is strong laughs even in the face of despair.
— Ishio Yamagata
Ellen laughs, as we've both made fun of those nauseating Facebook posts that use a religious concept to justify their thinly veiled bragging.
— Emily Giffin
Death is sad, yes, but there are some great laughs you can find there.
— Laurel Nakadate
When the poor give to the rich, the devil laughs.
— Benvenuto Cellini
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS BEST
— Teddy Wayne
Only one day at public school and the bitches already made your locker rain?" she laughs. "Impressive.
— Colleen Hoover
A page a day means I need to focus on a gag a day, and that's great for laughs but bad for plot, and I'm primarily a plot guy.
— Doug TenNapel
Faith, mighty faith, the promise sees, And looks to God alone; Laughs at impossibilities, And cries it shall be done.
— Charles Wesley
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
— Jackie Mason
If you're a movie star, the studios don't want you to act. They just want you to show up and look good and chase girls and have a lot of laughs.
— William Friedkin
He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Harsh, bitter laughs exploded from her like shrapnel, and she didn't care who was cut in the process.
— Katherine McIntyre
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
— Frank Dane
It's 1940 and no one laughs at the Hitler Youth now.
— Anthony Doerr
I guess love laughs at history a little.
— Sebastian Barry
Von Rumpel laughs. He appreciates that they are trying to play the game. But don't they understand that the winner has already been determined? He
— Anthony Doerr
I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.
— Jackie Mason
Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself.
— Harry Emerson Fosdick
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.
— Ken Dodd
what is is, as Grandma Win used to say, and what can't be cured must be endured, and laugh and the world laughs with you but cry and you cry alone.
— Margaret Atwood
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
— Jerry Seinfeld
The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.
— Malcolm De Chazal
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
— John Masefield
Life laughs at predictions and introduces words where we imagined silences, and sudden returns when we thought we would never see each other again.
— Jose Saramago
Scarlett: You should die of shame to leave me here alone and helpless. Rhett: You helpless? (laughs) Heaven help the Yankees if they capture you.
— Vivien Leigh
She who laughs last laughs the laughingest.
— Louise Rennison
She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.
— Patricia C. Wrede
No one laughs at God in a hospital,
— Regina Spektor
You get in a smart crack, and everyone laughs and kikis because you've found a flaw and exaggerated it, then you've got a good read going.
— Dorian Corey
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
— Yakov Smirnoff
He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Our parents' death broke his sense of wonder. My left-brained brother, who once had dreams of saving the world, now laughs at anyone who tries.
— Lauren DeStefano
Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes.
— David Mitchell
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.
— Aubrey Plaza
Do you want to work out with me tonight?' he asks.
I waggle my eyebrows. 'And here I thought we were working out.'
He laughs. 'God, I love you. — Denise Grover Swank
I waggle my eyebrows. 'And here I thought we were working out.'
He laughs. 'God, I love you. — Denise Grover Swank
Finn whispered, "What has a head, thorax, and abdomen, but stands six feet tall?"
"A snowman? — Ridley Pearson
"A snowman? — Ridley Pearson
I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it.
— Doug Benson
Get all the good laughs you can.
— Will Rogers
Colors are the smiles of Nature. When they are extremely smiling, and break forth into other beauty besides, they are her laughs.
— Leigh Hunt
The belly laugh is the best way to evacuate anguish.
— Jean Vanier