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Last Time I Checked Quotes By Michelle Griep: When we're at our weakest, God's at His

When we're at our weakest, God's at His strongest. We serve a powerful God, boy, and last time I checked, He was still on the throne. — Michelle Griep

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Lisa Scottoline: Moms never get out of the kid business.

Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date. — Lisa Scottoline

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Camille Paglia: Last time I checked, there were no Americans

Last time I checked, there were no Americans at all in Renaissance art. — Camille Paglia

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Anne Calhoun: Last time I checked, women didn't come with

Last time I checked, women didn't come with expiration dates. — Anne Calhoun

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Trent Shelton: We are all a little broken. But last

We are all a little broken. But last time I checked, broken crayons still color the same. — Trent Shelton

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Geoffrey S. Fletcher: I think if you get your fifth script

I think if you get your fifth script made, that's the fast track. But there's no guarantee any of them will get made. — Geoffrey S. Fletcher

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Ethel Percy Andrus: The human contribution is the essential ingredient. It

The human contribution is the essential ingredient. It is only in the giving of oneself to others that we truly live. — Ethel Percy Andrus

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Tracy Morgan: I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting

I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age. — Tracy Morgan

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Arsene Wenger: Have Tottenham closed the gap on Arsenal? Last

Have Tottenham closed the gap on Arsenal?
Last time I checked they were still 4 miles and 11 titles away — Arsene Wenger

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Chip Kelly: Last time I checked, there is no 'Hall

Last time I checked, there is no 'Hall of Average.' — Chip Kelly

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Bec Botefuhr: Beautiful girl; when I hit on women, they

Beautiful girl; when I hit on women, they are fucking me in less than five minutes; last time I checked we still have our clothes on. — Bec Botefuhr

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Robert Griffin III: Last time I checked I was able to

Last time I checked I was able to throw the ball a little bit. — Robert Griffin III

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Melanie Harlow: Car sex. Crossed. Off. The list.

Car sex. Crossed. Off. The list. — Melanie Harlow

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Andrea Cremer: News flash," he says. "I'm gay, not a

News flash," he says. "I'm gay, not a witch. Gay and witch is Dumbedore, and last time I checked, he was still just a guy in a book. — Andrea Cremer

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Eden Summers: Yes, last time I checked, I did have

Yes, last time I checked, I did have that appendage. It's fully functional, too. So I guess that means I don't get an invite. — Eden Summers

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Luke Sullivan: Advertising is what happens on TV when people

Advertising is what happens on TV when people go to bathroom. — Luke Sullivan

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Steve Shaw: Last time I checked, lifting theory has a

Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero. — Steve Shaw

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Tori Amos: I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a

I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked. — Tori Amos

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Kresley Cole: What's your name?""What do you want it to

What's your name?"
"What do you want it to be?"
"Are you a vampire?"
"Not the last time I checked. — Kresley Cole

Last Time I Checked Quotes By James Patterson: Who, last time I'd checked, was still on

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.) — James Patterson

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Kim Richardson: The last time I checked,I didn't have any

The last time I checked,I didn't have any special talent,thought Kara.Can I paint a demon to death?Drown it in some gouache? — Kim Richardson

Last Time I Checked Quotes By CM Punk: Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Stephen Colbert: I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. — Stephen Colbert

Last Time I Checked Quotes By Bill Hicks: I hate patriotism ... I can't stand it.

I hate patriotism ... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. — Bill Hicks