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When we're at our weakest, God's at His strongest. We serve a powerful God, boy, and last time I checked, He was still on the throne.
— Michelle Griep
Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date.
— Lisa Scottoline
We are all a little broken. But last time I checked, broken crayons still color the same.
— Trent Shelton
I think if you get your fifth script made, that's the fast track. But there's no guarantee any of them will get made.
— Geoffrey S. Fletcher
The human contribution is the essential ingredient. It is only in the giving of oneself to others that we truly live.
— Ethel Percy Andrus
Have Tottenham closed the gap on Arsenal?
Last time I checked they were still 4 miles and 11 titles away — Arsene Wenger
Last time I checked they were still 4 miles and 11 titles away — Arsene Wenger
Last time I checked, there is no 'Hall of Average.'
— Chip Kelly
Beautiful girl; when I hit on women, they are fucking me in less than five minutes; last time I checked we still have our clothes on.
— Bec Botefuhr
Last time I checked I was able to throw the ball a little bit.
— Robert Griffin III
Car sex. Crossed. Off. The list.
— Melanie Harlow
News flash," he says. "I'm gay, not a witch. Gay and witch is Dumbedore, and last time I checked, he was still just a guy in a book.
— Andrea Cremer
Yes, last time I checked, I did have that appendage. It's fully functional, too. So I guess that means I don't get an invite.
— Eden Summers
Advertising is what happens on TV when people go to bathroom.
— Luke Sullivan
I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
— Tori Amos
What's your name?"
"What do you want it to be?"
"Are you a vampire?"
"Not the last time I checked. — Kresley Cole
"What do you want it to be?"
"Are you a vampire?"
"Not the last time I checked. — Kresley Cole
Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)
— James Patterson
The last time I checked,I didn't have any special talent,thought Kara.Can I paint a demon to death?Drown it in some gouache?
— Kim Richardson
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
— Stephen Colbert