Larry David Quotes
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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
— Larry David
OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.
— Larry David
Let's face it, I'm not winning a fight with anybody - unless it's against someone like Larry David.
— Benny Blanco
Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.
— Larry David
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
— Larry David
I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed.
— Larry David
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
— Larry David
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
— Larry David
It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
— Larry David
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
— Larry David
No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
— Larry David
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
— Larry David
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
— Larry David
Let's not forget, I got divorced.
— Larry David
Larry David is such an incredible talent.
— Jenn Lyon
Larry David makes me laugh.
— Mary J. Blige
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
— Larry David
I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.
— Larry David
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
— Larry David
I believe in something.
— Larry David
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
— Larry David
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
— Larry David
Obviously comedic styles do change.
— Larry David
I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
— Larry David
I'm a walking, talking enigma.
— Larry David
Most people think I'm immodest.
— Larry David
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
— Larry David
I just feed off the energy of the audience.
— Larry David
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
— Larry David
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
— Larry David
I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.
— Larry David
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
— Larry David
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
— Larry David
My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.
— Larry David
I have no secrets.
— Larry David
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
— Larry David
I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
— Larry David
I have reservations about everything I do.
— Larry David
If Fox Mulder discovered that Larry Sanders was a clone? I think he would stab him ... but it wouldn't be with an ice pick.
— David Duchovny
Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
— Larry David
I am in love with Larry David.
— Kathy Griffin
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
— Larry David
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
— Larry David
An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and as asshole
— Larry David
It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
— Larry David
Women love a self-confident bald man.
— Larry David
I don't like people cleaning my room.
— Larry David
Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
— Larry David
I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
— Larry David
I don't like to make a big splash anyway.
— Larry David
I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.
— Larry David
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
— Larry David
But the truth is that L.A. was never entirely real anyway, as Steely Dan, Randy Newman, Warren Zevon, Larry David and Alan Ball all understood.
— Barney Hoskyns
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
— Larry David
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
— Larry David
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
— Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
— Larry David
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
— Larry David
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
— Larry David
I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
— Larry David
