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I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then? — Larry The Cable Guy

I'm tired of justice, ain't you? — Larry McMurtry

Architect: Someone who knows the difference between that which could be done and that which should be done. — Larry McVoy

For me, writing is a love-hate relationship. — Larry Wall

You are like me, a free man. The sky is your wife. — Larry McMurtry

Artists deserve to make a living — Larry Harvey

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. — Larry David

My name's been on this check for a week now. — Larry Bird

If I have a 100 percent batting average, you should fire me, because it means we haven't tried anything really noble. — Larry Brilliant

The only safe place left is the dark. — Larry Kramer

I have a lot of African-American friends. — Larry Pressler

The hammer has fallen. — Larry Niven

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. — Larry David

He'd always had too God damn big an ego. He — Larry A. Winters

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriends - and he accepts it. — Larry McMurtry

I think you have to read a lot. I think if you're going to write about something you better have read at least 100 books on that topic. — Larry Winget

I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Gray Davis, I'm not paralyzed from the neck up. — Larry Flynt

With 500 channels and the Internet available, you'd think a candidate could get the word out. — Larry King

I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide. — Larry David

I learned what my weaknesses were and I went out the next day to turn those weaknesses intro strengths. — Larry Bird

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. — Larry David

Success comes from what you do, not from what you say you are going to do. — Larry Winget

People who make their living looking into crystal balls are destined to eat a lot of broken glass. — Larry R. Williams

I once owned a collection of 77 novels that won the Pulitzer. The only good novel of the bunch was The Grapes of Wrath. — Larry McMurtry

Call me bored, but don't call me boring. — Larry Wall

Historically speaking, the presence of wheels in Unix has never precluded their reinvention. — Larry Wall

Almost nothing in Perl serves a single purpose. — Larry Wall

Over the long term, symbiosis is more useful than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any mitochondria. — Larry Wall

People got opinions, that's all they've got. — Larry McMurtry

That being said, I think we should immediately deprecate any string concatenation that combines '19' with '99'. — Larry Wall

I am not a sort of person who wants to run a company. — Larry Wall

Almost more than talent you need tenacity, and an infinite capacity for rejection, if you are to succeed. — Larry Kramer

A man that ain't willin' to cheat for a poke don't want it bad enough. — Larry McMurtry

I play hard. So the critical stuff doesn't surprise me or bother me. — Larry Gagosian

Our hope is that a new manager, along with roster improvements, will restore a winning culture. — Larry Beinfest

Nick: My second point is the same one Larry made about the Judge. The Adversary is not going to expect us to send a retarded person as a spy. — Stephen King

All music written by a Christian should be as integrated as everything else done by a Christian. — Larry Norman

Larry Walker paved the way for guys like me. — Jason Bay

The best player I ever played with was Dennis Johnson. — Larry Bird

Love your scenes, and they'll love you in return. — Larry Brooks

This fight figures to be crunk — Larry Merchant

The best to do with a death was to move on from it. — Larry McMurtry

Because, if you haven't wrapped your head around this principle, chances are you'll never sell a story. — Larry Brooks

There will be no new architecture for computing for the next 1,000 years. — Larry Ellison

The degree to which we openly express our feelings should be governed, not by fear of reprisal, but by our commitment to loving others. — Larry Crabb

Billy the Kid shooting all those people over in New Mexico has made gunfighting real popular with the public. — Larry McMurtry

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs. — Larry Wall

Larry was always full of ideas about things of which he had no experience. — Gerald Durrell

In the life of a real writer, nothing is ever lost, no word you write is a waste of your time or energy. — Larry Brooks

I've always felt that feminism was just an excuse for ugly women to march. — Larry Flynt

Details...details...details... — Larry Brown

all vessels leaked to some degree. — Larry McMurtry

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me. — Larry David

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. — Larry David

They don't know it, but the wrath of the Lord is about to descend upon them. — Larry McMurtry

Mother Nature doesn't care if you're having fun. — Larry Niven

Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green. — Larry Holmes

Well, boys," Long Bill said. "I guess here's where I quit rangering. It's rare sport, but it ain't quite safe. — Larry McMurtry

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. — Larry David

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!' — Janeane Garofalo

Now I'm free of him and I'm light as a feather. There's no weight holding me down; I'm ready to spread my wings and fly. — Larry Holmes

My brand was always going to be based on my personality. I didn't want people hiring me for what I said. I wanted them hiring me for who I am. — Larry Winget

Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you. — Larry Kersten

Larry only ever wrote one song, and he wrote that with Tony Kaye, I think it was, from Yes. — Neil Innes

I didn't learn anything while I was talking. — Larry King

Conservatives consider liberals well-intentioned, but misguided. Liberals consider conservatives not only wrong, but really, really bad people. — Larry Elder

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. — Larry David

I'm not predicting; I just love playing with superconductors. — Larry Niven

The problem sincere Christians have with God often comes down to a wrong understanding of what this life is meant to provide. — Larry Crabb

I think I look cool. I don't know about the other three but I look cool, I am cool. — Larry Mullen Jr.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David

I understand what my brand is. My brand is not my information. My brand is me and what I say is secondary to who I am. — Larry Winget

When success finds you, it's because you were looking for it. — Larry Fitzgerald

Contentment can only be found in not envying others or comparing yourself to them but in being satisfied with what you have. — Larry Herzberg

Write. Rewrite. When not writing or rewriting, read. I know of no shortcuts. — Larry L. King

I won't say I won't fight again but I don't think anyone wants to fight me so I am finished and I will just continue with boxing exhibitions. — Larry Holmes

Dr. Dunbar would never consider not answering the call of duty. — Larry Watson

I'd only been in the business three or four years, but I told myself that someday I'd like to be Mort Janklow. — Larry Kirshbaum

The crimes the law can understand are not the worst crimes. — Larry McMurtry

I joined a band to hit things. — Larry Mullen

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

Most people think I'm immodest. — Larry David

My dad was a Marine. He was one of the Montford Point Marines. Those are the equivalent of the Tuskegee Airmen for Marines. He's a tough, tough guy. — Larry Elder

We should not have assumed that a political space station could be built. — Larry Niven

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions. — Larry David

We're looking as far ahead as we can, and we don't get penalized for mistakes. — Larry Niven

We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise. — Larry Wall

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. — Larry Wall

I view the JVM as just another architecture that Perl ought to be ported to. (That, and the Underwood typewriter ... — Larry Wall

Life's a journey. It's a journey about discovering limits. — Larry Ellison

Always deliver more than expected. — Larry Page

There is no cause so good or noble that it will not attract fuggheads; and the fuggheads will get all the press. — Larry Niven

I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34. — Larry Hagman

Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code. — Larry Wall

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! — Larry David

discombobulation — Larry Crane

Leap of faith. Shit, no parachute. - Katherine Yunker — Larry Smith

Don't Tase Me Bro!
If I'm a cop, and I'm a brotha, and they let me have a taser? Sorry bro, I'm tasing you. — Larry Wilmore

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Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester

I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that's how I lead my own life. — Larry The Cable Guy