Lame Christian Quotes

Watching a spring training game is as exciting as watching a tree form its annual ring. — Jerry Izenberg

Everything I did was practical. You have to strip things down and get to the practical stuff. — Gene LeBell

If a man has done evil in his life, he must not be complimented in marble. — Charles Sumner

I can neither confirm nor deny you are a sneaky, sneaky bitch. — Scott Lynch

There is nothing more painful than watching someone give up on you. — David Levithan

The multiverse has natural defenses none of you could have imagined. No one %$%$ with the judge of all evil. — Grant Morrison

What do you do if you're an executive who resigns? You declare yourself a consultant. — Mo Ibrahim

Without God's glory, there would be nothing. — Rick Warren

I'll be fine," I reply. "Why shouldn't I be? Everything's going just . . . perfectly." I give her a tense smile. — Anonymous

Money changes people. This process is more commonly known as trading. — Kevin Focke