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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.'
'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole

Rob smiled his slow, infectious smile-and suddenly everything was all right. — L.J.Smith

Many learn from the past
but few do something with it.
Take Action.
Struggles bring strength to strive and succeed. — Farshad Asl

Mel exhaled. Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us. — Kresley Cole

What do they want?" "They want all the freaks dead. Funny. I don't — Kresley Cole

Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over. — Kresley Cole

Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?"
"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes. — Kresley Cole

Opera lovers may be the narrowest people in the world. — Haruki Murakami

Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you."
"Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole

Her heart sank. That's why he found her attractive- because he'd been so long without. He'd probably find a perfumed rock appealing at this point. — Kresley Cole

Lachlain and Emma: 'So you expect us to sit in this enclosed compartment the entire way in silence?'
'Of course not.'
She clicked on the radio. — Kresley Cole

I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me."
"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. — Kresley Cole

I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole

We are not a civilized country if we can read in a newspaper what a lady tells her boyfriend or husband. — Silvio Berlusconi

He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes. — Kresley Cole

Kill the unclean one!
Being called that was really getting old. Like it'd been funny the first two times ... — Kresley Cole

the brain doesn't care how it gets the information, as long — David Eagleman

That mush plays havoc downstairs, you know? — Alexander Gordon Smith

Bless her heart, she must've been drinking when she bought that dress. He — Nora Roberts

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me. — Kresley Cole

Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole. — Kresley Cole

The LGBT movement has been coopted by the very institutions it once sought to transform, — Urvashi Vaid

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. — Gail Parent

She stretched, pulling out her earbuds, which apparently in Lykae was code for 'Interogate me,' because the questions, they came a-calling. — Kresley Cole