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Why didn't vandals ever quote Shakespeare? I'd love to see graffiti in iambic pentameter.
— J.A. Konrath
But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean.
— J.A. Konrath
After 20 years, a million written words, and nine rejected novels, I finally landed a book contract.
— J.A. Konrath
I doubt I'll ever have another traditional print deal.
— J.A. Konrath
Publishers vet books, and they do a good job keeping out the low quality. But they also miss some good quality.
— J.A. Konrath
Amazon is not a monopoly or a monopsony, and even if it were, that by itself isn't illegal.
— J.A. Konrath
My grandchildren will be making money from the stories I write and sell as eBooks because they will continue to be making money.
— J.A. Konrath
Don't do lunchmeat, kids. Bologna. Not even once.
— Jon Konrath
You can't be both happy and ambitious.
— J.A. Konrath
One of the greatest journeys in life is overcoming insecurity and learning to truly not give a shit.
— J.A. Konrath
So they profiled the Gingerbread Man with a curved spine." "It's just a hunch," I said.
— J.A. Konrath
It's easier to release an ebook than a print book.
— J.A. Konrath
been following turned his black Cadillac
— J.A. Konrath
I got lucky because I never gave up the search. Are you quitting too soon? Or are you willing to pursue luck with a vengeance?
— Jill Konrath
Eliminate multitasking to learn faster and think better.
— Jill Konrath
You have to drop your sales mentality and start working with your prospects as if they've already hired you.
— Jill Konrath
A company doesn't have to compete with Amazon. A company can instead innovate in sectors Amazon doesn't presently care about.
— J.A. Konrath
I rubbed my eyes, getting some eyeliner on my fingers. For what I paid for eyeliner, it shouldn't come off that easily.
— J.A. Konrath
I know a place that serves great falafel." "Falafel?" "No, I don't feel awful." Herb grinned. "I feel pretty good.
— J.A. Konrath
College kids today are about 40 percent lower in empathy than their counterparts of twenty or thirty years ago," Konrath reports.
— Kevin Dutton
People are bound to recognize the name Quasimodo." "Why is that?" "Because he rings a bell.
— J.A. Konrath
I love bookstores and booksellers. In my novel 'Dirty Martini,' I thanked over 3,000 booksellers by name in the back matter.
— J.A. Konrath
I really think it is possible to make a very nice living by writing and not worrying about anything else.
— J.A. Konrath
Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough to change.
— J.A. Konrath
Write the best book you possibly can, then dedicate yourself to getting people to read it.
— J.A. Konrath
Mark Twain once said that true bravery isn't the absence of fear, but the ability to act in the face of fear.
— J.A. Konrath
Don't prioritize the mundane.
— J.A. Konrath
My Kindle readers have been incredibly faithful fans.
— J.A. Konrath
I was overworked, underpaid, and socially retarded. But
— J.A. Konrath
The cab smelled like curry, cigarettes, and body odor, and the safety glass between me and the driver had cracks in it.
— J.A. Konrath
Men got all the comfortable clothing trends.
— J.A. Konrath
Together, Amazon and I are giving readers what they want - inexpensive, professional ebooks.
— J.A. Konrath
You act like you have a saggy diaper that leaks." "Maybe you need to take your Shut-The-Hell-Up pill.
— J.A. Konrath
I have turned off Google Alerts and don't Google my name or my pen names. I don't go on message boards. I don't read my book reviews.
— J.A. Konrath
Funny thing about regrets. I don't lament what I've done, but rather, what I didn't do.
— J.A. Konrath
Mothers shouldn't be allowed to get old and fragile.
— J.A. Konrath
Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters.
— J.A. Konrath
If you ever want to get laid again, you'll promise me." Andy felt himself tear up. "Okay.
— J.A. Konrath
Vicky cost the taxpayers sixty-five million dollars, and she couldn't predict the time an hour from now. I
— J.A. Konrath
Blake Crouch, Chicago's deputy chief, and says, "I don't know." Crouch resembles a mole, with a long, sharp nose and tiny black eyes.
— J.A. Konrath
You're the total of all the choices you've made in your life, Jack. This is what you have because this is what you chose.
— J.A. Konrath
Frank," Andy said slowly, "I don't think the hellspawn wants to play checkers with you.
— J.A. Konrath
I try not to watch the news. Too depressing.
— J.A. Konrath
Besides, if a guy couldn't accept the way a woman looked when she woke up, he wasn't worth waking up next to. Not
— J.A. Konrath
If they lived through this, she promised to herself she'd be different. More open. Less worried. More fun. Less angry. More loving.
— J.A. Konrath
Ha-shem to do His dirty work, namely, punishing sin. It can be read that Mastema, not Adonai,
— J.A. Konrath
We all need to focus on our writing. Because the millions of readers out there don't care about your blog.
— J.A. Konrath
I switched to using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as my anal lube," Earl said. "My cholesterol is down 20 points.
— Jon Konrath
If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.
— J.A. Konrath
He rolled his eyes, which buoyed me with relief. The dying don't bother with sarcasm.
— J.A. Konrath
There's a word for a writer who never gives up: published.
— J.A. Konrath
schoolchildren. Plus he has erectile dysfunction.
— J.A. Konrath
author of more than
— J.A. Konrath
Before you make the key, study the lock.
— J.A. Konrath
No one was interested in picking up a midlist series, even though I have a decent fanbase and respectable numbers.
— J.A. Konrath
I've got issues?" "You've got a whole subscription.
— J.A. Konrath
That's why I refused. But after the media
— J.A. Konrath
Because we self-published 'Draculas,' we control the rights. Not just for now, but forever.
— J.A. Konrath
Chico was a small-time hustler and big-time loser who liked to bet the ponies and hit women. He was more successful at the latter.
— J.A. Konrath
You're sick in the head.
— J.A. Konrath
I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.Maybe an airbag too. — J.A. Konrath
