Konrath Quotes: top 92 famous quotes about Konrath

Konrath Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Konrath quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Why didn't vandals ever quote Shakespeare? I'd love to see graffiti in iambic pentameter. — J.A. Konrath

But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean. — J.A. Konrath

After 20 years, a million written words, and nine rejected novels, I finally landed a book contract. — J.A. Konrath

Some people are naturally brave. Others, like me, learn to fake it. I still had no idea if faked bravery and real bravery were the same thing. — J.A. Konrath

I doubt I'll ever have another traditional print deal. — J.A. Konrath

Publishers vet books, and they do a good job keeping out the low quality. But they also miss some good quality. — J.A. Konrath

If you're stuck in hell, you might as well roast some marshmallows. Conversation, — J.A. Konrath

Amazon is not a monopoly or a monopsony, and even if it were, that by itself isn't illegal. — J.A. Konrath

My grandchildren will be making money from the stories I write and sell as eBooks because they will continue to be making money. — J.A. Konrath

Don't do lunchmeat, kids. Bologna. Not even once. — Jon Konrath

Writers are essential. Readers are essential. Publishers are not. — J.A. Konrath

You can't be both happy and ambitious. — J.A. Konrath

We don't know the Devil's side of the story, because God wrote all the books. — J.A. Konrath

One of the greatest journeys in life is overcoming insecurity and learning to truly not give a shit. — J.A. Konrath

So they profiled the Gingerbread Man with a curved spine." "It's just a hunch," I said. — J.A. Konrath

It's easier to release an ebook than a print book. — J.A. Konrath

been following turned his black Cadillac — J.A. Konrath

I got lucky because I never gave up the search. Are you quitting too soon? Or are you willing to pursue luck with a vengeance? — Jill Konrath

Eliminate multitasking to learn faster and think better. — Jill Konrath

I go to look up the elevation of the Golden Gate bridge on Wikipedia, and an hour later I'm watching four guys in lucha libre masks fuck a dolphin. — Jon Konrath

The best sales questions have your expertise wrapped into them. — Jill Konrath

You have to drop your sales mentality and start working with your prospects as if they've already hired you. — Jill Konrath

People who focus on 'getting better' goals (also known as Personal Bests) as opposed to performance goals have a much better chance of success. — Jill Konrath

You can't let the uncertainty of tomorrow interfere with the joy of today, — J.A. Konrath

A company doesn't have to compete with Amazon. A company can instead innovate in sectors Amazon doesn't presently care about. — J.A. Konrath

I rubbed my eyes, getting some eyeliner on my fingers. For what I paid for eyeliner, it shouldn't come off that easily. — J.A. Konrath

I know a place that serves great falafel." "Falafel?" "No, I don't feel awful." Herb grinned. "I feel pretty good. — J.A. Konrath

College kids today are about 40 percent lower in empathy than their counterparts of twenty or thirty years ago," Konrath reports. — Kevin Dutton

People are bound to recognize the name Quasimodo." "Why is that?" "Because he rings a bell. — J.A. Konrath

I love bookstores and booksellers. In my novel 'Dirty Martini,' I thanked over 3,000 booksellers by name in the back matter. — J.A. Konrath

I really think it is possible to make a very nice living by writing and not worrying about anything else. — J.A. Konrath

Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough to change. — J.A. Konrath

Write the best book you possibly can, then dedicate yourself to getting people to read it. — J.A. Konrath

Authors need to decide if they want to keep forever to themselves, or share forever with a publisher who takes over half the cover price. — J.A. Konrath

Mark Twain once said that true bravery isn't the absence of fear, but the ability to act in the face of fear. — J.A. Konrath

Don't prioritize the mundane. — J.A. Konrath

My Kindle readers have been incredibly faithful fans. — J.A. Konrath

The publishing industry is an archaic and inefficient industry. — J.A. Konrath

What happens to rage deferred? It explodes. It explodes in spectacular fashion. — J.A. Konrath

I just try to write entertaining books that are easily identifiable. — J.A. Konrath

I was overworked, underpaid, and socially retarded. But — J.A. Konrath

There's a word for an author who doesn't give up ... published. — J.A. Konrath

The cab smelled like curry, cigarettes, and body odor, and the safety glass between me and the driver had cracks in it. — J.A. Konrath

Men got all the comfortable clothing trends. — J.A. Konrath

Together, Amazon and I are giving readers what they want - inexpensive, professional ebooks. — J.A. Konrath

I picked up a transsexual hooker named Thor, all six feet of her, at the off ramp to Eau Claire, Wisconsin, as I was driving up north to kill a man. — J.A. Konrath

You act like you have a saggy diaper that leaks." "Maybe you need to take your Shut-The-Hell-Up pill. — J.A. Konrath

The most important job anyone can ever have is being a mother. — J.A. Konrath

I'm often asked which of the Jack Daniels books is my personal favorite. It — J.A. Konrath

I have turned off Google Alerts and don't Google my name or my pen names. I don't go on message boards. I don't read my book reviews. — J.A. Konrath

Funny thing about regrets. I don't lament what I've done, but rather, what I didn't do. — J.A. Konrath

E-books are preferable to paper; they can be delivered instantly. In many cases, they're cheaper; you can buy them with the press of a button. — J.A. Konrath

Mothers shouldn't be allowed to get old and fragile. — J.A. Konrath

Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters. — J.A. Konrath

If you ever want to get laid again, you'll promise me." Andy felt himself tear up. "Okay. — J.A. Konrath

I didn't like doctors. They always wanted to take something from you, like blood or a kidney, or stick something in you, like a probe or a needle. As — J.A. Konrath

As writers, we can do whatever we want to. We're only limited by our imaginations. What an amazing, incredible time to be alive. How lucky we all are. — J.A. Konrath

Vicky cost the taxpayers sixty-five million dollars, and she couldn't predict the time an hour from now. I — J.A. Konrath

Blake Crouch, Chicago's deputy chief, and says, "I don't know." Crouch resembles a mole, with a long, sharp nose and tiny black eyes. — J.A. Konrath

I've been saying for years that readers want inexpensive ebooks. — J.A. Konrath

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. — Jill Konrath

Fuck, can you give me a ride to Office Depot when I'm done with these dildos? — Jon Konrath

You're the total of all the choices you've made in your life, Jack. This is what you have because this is what you chose. — J.A. Konrath

Frank," Andy said slowly, "I don't think the hellspawn wants to play checkers with you. — J.A. Konrath

I try not to watch the news. Too depressing. — J.A. Konrath

Besides, if a guy couldn't accept the way a woman looked when she woke up, he wasn't worth waking up next to. Not — J.A. Konrath

If they lived through this, she promised to herself she'd be different. More open. Less worried. More fun. Less angry. More loving. — J.A. Konrath

Ha-shem to do His dirty work, namely, punishing sin. It can be read that Mastema, not Adonai, — J.A. Konrath

If you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, stop complaining - this is what you chose. — J.A. Konrath

We all need to focus on our writing. Because the millions of readers out there don't care about your blog. — J.A. Konrath

I became a control freak as a defense mechanism. The more control I had in my life, the less chance of being surprised, of getting hurt. — J.A. Konrath

Time is the ultimate long tail. Even with a big wad of money up front, if something sells forever, the back end is what ultimately counts. — J.A. Konrath

I switched to using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as my anal lube," Earl said. "My cholesterol is down 20 points. — Jon Konrath

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief. — J.A. Konrath

Never having something is different than having something and losing it. — J.A. Konrath

If you're having trouble, it's because you just don't know how - yet! — Jill Konrath

He rolled his eyes, which buoyed me with relief. The dying don't bother with sarcasm. — J.A. Konrath

There's a word for a writer who never gives up: published. — J.A. Konrath

When you live in extreme pain, sometimes you need even more pain to feel alive. — Jon Konrath

schoolchildren. Plus he has erectile dysfunction. — J.A. Konrath

author of more than — J.A. Konrath

Before you make the key, study the lock. — J.A. Konrath

No one was interested in picking up a midlist series, even though I have a decent fanbase and respectable numbers. — J.A. Konrath

We worship Satan and only eat GMO foods. All hail Monsanto! — Jon Konrath

I've got issues?" "You've got a whole subscription. — J.A. Konrath

That's why I refused. But after the media — J.A. Konrath

Because we self-published 'Draculas,' we control the rights. Not just for now, but forever. — J.A. Konrath

Chico was a small-time hustler and big-time loser who liked to bet the ponies and hit women. He was more successful at the latter. — J.A. Konrath

You're sick in the head. — J.A. Konrath

I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.
Maybe an airbag too. — J.A. Konrath

All you need to know about plotting is twofold. 1. Give your characters goals. 2. Don't let them reach those goals. — J.A. Konrath

Success means nothing unless you have someone to share it with. — J.A. Konrath