Kittens Quotes
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We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens.
— Anthony Michael Hall
When I was a child I wanted to be a vet. I'd come home with "lost" kittens and dogs. My mother would tell me to put them back.
— Philippa Gregory
I bet you think things through, right? Accept candyfrom strangers and get into vans with a sign that reads free Kittens? — Jennifer L. Armentrout
No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.
— Cassandra Clare
Hold puppies, kittens, and babies anytime you get the chance.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
The fish had kittens?
— William Ritter
Fucking hope. Next thing you'd know, I'd be getting soft and sentimental and teary-eyed over puppies and kittens and rainbows.
— Jennifer Estep
Kittens, lay back. You are about to get Wallbanged.
— Alice Clayton
He doesn't bring many girls round unless they're part of a job - but also 'cause his smell can sometimes kill kittens.
— Alexandra Bracken
If kittens turn into cats why don't puppies turn into paps?
— Benjamin Harrison
Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens.
— Malcolm Cowley
I don't shoot kittens with balls of wool. I don't shoot sunsets. What draws me? Ironic, surreal, unexplained, timely moments.
— Graham Nash
KACIE: Someone, somewhere loved her. Perhaps she'd been nice to fluffy kittens or someone in a previous life.
— Mina Carter
I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.
— Shirley Rousseau Murphy
Miranda, how in God's name did you end up here?""Well," Miranda said. "It's a sweet tale, about kittens and puppies and rainbows and love. — Courtney Milan
Her words slice me open. I'm not that bad. No, I'm not kittens and bunnies, but I'm not that bad.
— Katie McGarry
Perhaps all early love affairs ought to be strangled or drowned, like so many blind kittens.
— William Makepeace Thackeray
Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent.
— Doris Lessing
Kittens will make your sad go away
— David Wong
There are no descriptions, it is almost needless to say, of Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, or for that matter, Jefferson Davis playing with kittens.
— Margaret Korda
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.
— Oliver Herford
huddled together at the left end of the bar, as silent and miserable as kittens in a sack with the bridge getting close.
— Donald E. Westlake
Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.
— Seanan McGuire
I kick kittens. I made rude gestures at nuns.
— Cassandra Clare
It's herding kittens. If kittens had a lot of guns and an overdose of neo-Libertarian property theory.
— James S.A. Corey
Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"
— Mitch Hedberg
The kittens will make your sad go away." The
— David Wong
And far away, like in another world, we could hear Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
— R.J. Palacio
Purr more, hiss less
— Linda C. Marchman
Hi! My name is Bambi! I like kittens and puppies and throwing flaming balls of death at my enemies!
— Angela Knight
I wanted to draw a raised middle finger, but I would draw a kitten instead. Normal people loved kittens.
— Michelle Hodkin
A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.
— Robert Sowthey
With little wit and ease to suit them, They whirl in narrow circling trails, Like kittens playing with their tails.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Kittens tangle your yarn, men tangle your wits, and it's simple as breathing for both.
— Robert Jordan
Scared my grandmother so much she nearly had kittens.
— Neil Gaiman
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.
— Champfleury
For Caleb's kittens
— C.J. Roberts
He had an animal's maturity, in which the play of kittens and puppies no longer has a function. His spectrum lay between terror and contentment.
— Theodore Sturgeon
Eric Poole began with cats. Or, to be more exact, kittens.
— Robert Cormier
Have you ever seen such an ugly damn cat?" Beckett had said with a wry smile. "Aren't kittens supposed to be all cute and shit?" He liked this kid.
— Debra Anastasia
You little subs make me nervous. Being around you is too much like walking into a room filled with tiny kittens and trying not to step on one.
— Cherise Sinclair
It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.
— Lewis Carroll
Kittens and clowns don't make sense to me anymore.
— Katie McGarry
In the image of the lion made He kittens small and curious.
— Heinrich Heine
And what is wrong with playing with words? Words love to be played with, just like children or kittens do!
— David Almond
I wish wearing flat-irons on our heads would keep us from growing up. But buds will be roses, and kittens, cats, - more's the pity!
— Louisa May Alcott
Softness was for kittens, pillows and pretty cashmere sweaters. Sex needed to be hard, hot and oh-so-rough around the edges.
— Lauren Blakely
Good morning, Meroe,' I said, dusting uselessly at my tracksuit pants. 'Might I interest you in today's special, pre-floured kitten?
— Kerry Greenwood
Sunlight streamed through grumbling storm clouds that played like tiger kittens around the mountain ridges.
— Jane Wilson-Howarth
There were only six adults in the oldest picture,and all of them looked really serious,like they'd probably kicked kittens for fun.
— Rachel Hawkins
Things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.
— Paul Fussell
It is a great deal to ask of a kitten, to defend a man against the armies of the dead.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Maeres's companion, though, he looked like the sort of man who would drown kittens recreationally.
— Mark Lawrence
There's no such thing as free kittens.
— Brian P. Cleary
Apparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens.
— Gary Janetti
I've always said a romance hero can be deeply flawed ... as long as he's willing to rush into a burning building to rescue a basket of kittens.
— Teresa Medeiros
Time is what turns kittens into cats.
— Joss Whedon
Plans make dreams reality.
— Susan Pace-Koch
Maintains her lovely figure by eating nothing but the souls of kittens and the dreams of impoverished
— John Green
Kittens can happen to anyone.
— Paul Gallico
She, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.
— William Cowper
Why wouldn't I dance?' Uh, maybe because at first glance he looked like he ate puppies for breakfast and kittens for lunch?
— Gena Showalter
She looked playful and eager, but not quite sure of herself, like a new kitten in a house where they don't care much about kittens.
— Raymond Chandler
Wanton kittens make sober cats.
— Laura Frantz
The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time.
— Lloyd Alexander
Witches are bitches and they'll burn your britches sure as kittens have itches if you give' em half a chance.
— Patricia Briggs
For a dyed-in-the-wool author, nothing is as dead as a book once it is written. She is rather like a cat whose kittens have grown up.
— Rumer Godden
Alex McLeish will have had kittens - literally.
— Chris Coleman