Kittens Quotes: top 98 famous quotes about Kittens

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We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens. — Anthony Michael Hall

When I was a child I wanted to be a vet. I'd come home with "lost" kittens and dogs. My mother would tell me to put them back. — Philippa Gregory

I'll murder a basketful of kittens in a playground full of kindergarteners if it will send me to hell to be by your side. — Amber Kell

I bet you think things through, right? Accept candy
from strangers and get into vans with a sign that reads free Kittens? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I wanted to highlight the destruction in Gaza by posting photos on my website - but on the internet people only look at pictures of kittens — Banksy

No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns. — Cassandra Clare

Hold puppies, kittens, and babies anytime you get the chance. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The fish had kittens? — William Ritter

Fucking hope. Next thing you'd know, I'd be getting soft and sentimental and teary-eyed over puppies and kittens and rainbows. — Jennifer Estep

Kittens, lay back. You are about to get Wallbanged. — Alice Clayton

He doesn't bring many girls round unless they're part of a job - but also 'cause his smell can sometimes kill kittens. — Alexandra Bracken

We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one. — Allen Lacy

The sack of kittens sinking in the icy creek increases the cold — Chris Hedges

If kittens turn into cats why don't puppies turn into paps? — Benjamin Harrison

Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens. — Malcolm Cowley

I don't shoot kittens with balls of wool. I don't shoot sunsets. What draws me? Ironic, surreal, unexplained, timely moments. — Graham Nash

Devilish men should not be allowed to hold kittens, babies, or bouquets of wildflowers. There ought to be an Act of Parliament. — Tessa Dare

KACIE: Someone, somewhere loved her. Perhaps she'd been nice to fluffy kittens or someone in a previous life. — Mina Carter

It is manifestly pregnant and has a bulging white belly heavy with its load of kittens. — Kobo Abe

I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them. — Shirley Rousseau Murphy

Miranda, how in God's name did you end up here?"
"Well," Miranda said. "It's a sweet tale, about kittens and puppies and rainbows and love. — Courtney Milan

Her words slice me open. I'm not that bad. No, I'm not kittens and bunnies, but I'm not that bad. — Katie McGarry

It's more blessed to give than to receive
especially kittens. — Bill Cosby

Perhaps all early love affairs ought to be strangled or drowned, like so many blind kittens. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent. — Doris Lessing

I was just wondering, what would you say to a pair of kittens?"
""Hi, snack food? — Kaje Harper

Kittens will make your sad go away — David Wong

There are no descriptions, it is almost needless to say, of Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, or for that matter, Jefferson Davis playing with kittens. — Margaret Korda

Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow. — Oliver Herford

huddled together at the left end of the bar, as silent and miserable as kittens in a sack with the bridge getting close. — Donald E. Westlake

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens. — Seanan McGuire

She was another tough-as-nails, tender-as-kittens, feminist bitch. — Gayle Forman

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits. — Malcolm X

I kick kittens. I made rude gestures at nuns. — Cassandra Clare

Like a berserk raptor thrown into a nest of hibernating kittens ... — Iain M. Banks

It's herding kittens. If kittens had a lot of guns and an overdose of neo-Libertarian property theory. — James S.A. Corey

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!" — Mitch Hedberg

Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won't ever make em muffins. — Stephen King

The kittens will make your sad go away." The — David Wong

And far away, like in another world, we could hear Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. — R.J. Palacio

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. — Abraham Lincoln

Purr more, hiss less — Linda C. Marchman

Hi! My name is Bambi! I like kittens and puppies and throwing flaming balls of death at my enemies! — Angela Knight

I wanted to draw a raised middle finger, but I would draw a kitten instead. Normal people loved kittens. — Michelle Hodkin

A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden. — Robert Sowthey

With little wit and ease to suit them, They whirl in narrow circling trails, Like kittens playing with their tails. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Kittens tangle your yarn, men tangle your wits, and it's simple as breathing for both. — Robert Jordan

Scared my grandmother so much she nearly had kittens. — Neil Gaiman

A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor. — Champfleury

Terrible's eyes narrowed; he gave Chess the kind of look most people reserved for ax murderers. Ax murderers who killed children. And kittens. — Stacia Kane

For Caleb's kittens — C.J. Roberts

He had an animal's maturity, in which the play of kittens and puppies no longer has a function. His spectrum lay between terror and contentment. — Theodore Sturgeon

Eric Poole began with cats. Or, to be more exact, kittens. — Robert Cormier

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. — Pam Brown

Have you ever seen such an ugly damn cat?" Beckett had said with a wry smile. "Aren't kittens supposed to be all cute and shit?" He liked this kid. — Debra Anastasia

My cats - I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not like their characters. — Evanna Lynch

If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and you get more cats. — Paul Gallico

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits! — Malcolm X

There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money. — Kat Dennings

You little subs make me nervous. Being around you is too much like walking into a room filled with tiny kittens and trying not to step on one. — Cherise Sinclair

I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens. — John Corwin

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr. — Lewis Carroll

Kittens and clowns don't make sense to me anymore. — Katie McGarry

In the image of the lion made He kittens small and curious. — Heinrich Heine

And what is wrong with playing with words? Words love to be played with, just like children or kittens do! — David Almond

I wish wearing flat-irons on our heads would keep us from growing up. But buds will be roses, and kittens, cats, - more's the pity! — Louisa May Alcott

Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much. — James Cromwell

Softness was for kittens, pillows and pretty cashmere sweaters. Sex needed to be hard, hot and oh-so-rough around the edges. — Lauren Blakely

Opinions are like kittens," he commented. "People are always giving them away. — Elizabeth Bear

Good morning, Meroe,' I said, dusting uselessly at my tracksuit pants. 'Might I interest you in today's special, pre-floured kitten? — Kerry Greenwood

Sunlight streamed through grumbling storm clouds that played like tiger kittens around the mountain ridges. — Jane Wilson-Howarth

There were only six adults in the oldest picture,and all of them looked really serious,like they'd probably kicked kittens for fun. — Rachel Hawkins

Things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys. — Paul Fussell

It is a great deal to ask of a kitten, to defend a man against the armies of the dead. — Ursula K. Le Guin

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens. — Robert A. Heinlein

Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on — Munia Khan

Maeres's companion, though, he looked like the sort of man who would drown kittens recreationally. — Mark Lawrence

There's no such thing as free kittens. — Brian P. Cleary

Apparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens. — Gary Janetti

I'm even afraid of kittens. They bite too! But I respect animals. — Rachel Zucker

I've always said a romance hero can be deeply flawed ... as long as he's willing to rush into a burning building to rescue a basket of kittens. — Teresa Medeiros

Time is what turns kittens into cats. — Joss Whedon

Plans make dreams reality. — Susan Pace-Koch

It's every little girl's dream," she said. "Interpol surveillance. And kittens. — Ally Carter

Maintains her lovely figure by eating nothing but the souls of kittens and the dreams of impoverished — John Green

Kittens can happen to anyone. — Paul Gallico

How many would protest if restaurants began serving puppy and kitten flesh instead of calves? Robins instead of hens? Squirrels instead of pigs? — Mango Wodzak

She, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke. — William Cowper

Why wouldn't I dance?' Uh, maybe because at first glance he looked like he ate puppies for breakfast and kittens for lunch? — Gena Showalter

What if he's a psychopath who tries to stuff kittens in ATMs? — K.A. Tucker

She looked playful and eager, but not quite sure of herself, like a new kitten in a house where they don't care much about kittens. — Raymond Chandler

Wanton kittens make sober cats. — Laura Frantz

The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time. — Lloyd Alexander

Poems are soft kitten furs. smoothing out the rough edges of my world. — Sanober Khan

It's so cute. They're in love." "It's like watching two kittens fight with machetes, — Abigail Roux

Witches are bitches and they'll burn your britches sure as kittens have itches if you give' em half a chance. — Patricia Briggs

For a dyed-in-the-wool author, nothing is as dead as a book once it is written. She is rather like a cat whose kittens have grown up. — Rumer Godden

Alex McLeish will have had kittens - literally. — Chris Coleman