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When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, 'Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.' — Zach Galifianakis

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny. — Amy Jo Johnson

I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character. — Ben Stiller

She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic. — Godfrey

It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader. — L.A. Weatherly

Animals represent the abstract notion of acceptance. Living with these funny creatures - you kind of have to accept them. It's like a test in a way. — Shaun Tan

You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain. — Kiersten White

Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from that kind of truth. — Matt Nix

We get so worried about being pretty. Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong. — Britt Nicole

Mia bows dramatically. Welcome, kind Sir. Princess Mia has been awaiting your presence. — K.A. Tucker

It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny. — Charles Willeford

The old woman was the kind who would not cut down a large old tree because it was a large old tree. — Flannery O'Connor

Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing — Melissa McCarthy

Children have an easier ability to tap into the surreal than adults do, in a funny kind of way. — Julie Taymor

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor. — Al Franken

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure. — Oscar Wilde

Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy. — J.D. Salinger

Right." A soft, choked laugh. "Kind of ruins the dramatic effect if I'm storming off in the wrong direction, doesn't it? — Kelley Armstrong

I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. — Tears For Fears

You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings. — Glen Hansard

Being sexy is kind of funny to me. — Reba McEntire

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be. — Mignon McLaughlin

I did a film called 'Black Dynamite' that was very, very funny. That seems to be a film that's kind of a cult classic. — Kevin Chapman

American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off. — Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny. — Chris O'Donnell

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. — Julie Brown

I grew up on the beaches, and I always found it kind of funny that it's considered decent if you cover three tiny spots with pieces of fabric. — Bo Derek

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan

That was magic for you, right? The thing about magic, the real kind: it didn't make excuses, and it was never funny. — Lev Grossman

You always dream about being on a baseball card. It's kind of funny when you finally see it. — Alex Rodriguez

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

Obviously she's the kind of woman who gives people the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to assume bad stuff first; correct it later. — Heather Day Gilbert

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. — Terry Pratchett

It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic. — Terry Pratchett

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" — Frank Carson

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman

Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes? — A. J. Jacobs

The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and machetes. — Brittany Cavallaro

What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. — Haven Kimmel

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. — Matt LeBlanc

I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty. — Barbara Walters

It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks. — Sorin Suciu

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. — Steven Wright

Because to me, there is no logic of any kind behind misogyny. Therefore, it's funny, because it's so completely random to me. It's senseless. — Joss Whedon

I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus." — Mitch Hedberg

Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. — Jillian Dodd

Check that - I've found the end. Nick, please be kind enough to withdraw your head to a reasonable distance from my hindquarters.'
-Ajay — Mark Frost

One day instead the old woman said kind words to her and gave her an awning on a stick to keep rain off (there has been much rain in purgatorium) — Ali Smith

He's got the kind of body that could turn a nun into a whore. — Brooke Moss

Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is. — Jerry Coleman

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me. — Jason Sellards

Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet? — C.J. Milbrandt

Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why I'm depressed. — Ned Vizzini

What the heck kind of name was Sir? — Cherise Sinclair

She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over. — Jonathan Tropper

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. — Nick Offerman

The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you. — Robert M. Pirsig

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. — Jennifer Aniston

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of. — Henny Youngman

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it. — Melissa McCarthy

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. — Lance Armstrong

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock

I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto. — Keir Gilchrist

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. — Fred Allen

Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro

Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch. — Eoin Colfer

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem? — Will Smith

What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be? — Jim Butcher

If I didn't have some kind of education, then I wouldn't be able to count my money. — Missy Elliot

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' — Susan Sarandon

So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny. — Todd Solondz

Robert Hoffman is kind of infamous for beinga prankster, funny guy. — Carter Jenkins

Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle. — The Walking Dead

Bless your heart, they don't mind
they're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you. — Ned Vizzini

I work in a "you scratch my back, and I'll stab yours" kind of a place. — Kevin Kelly

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring. — Katie Holmes

Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions? — L.J.Smith

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream? — John Mulaney

Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. — Anonymous

It is, ... kind of a softball atmosphere out there. — Lance Berkman

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job. — Christian Bale

I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys." — Mitch Hedberg

So now live for real, Craig. Live. Live. Live. Live. — Ned Vizzini

I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour. — Nancy Springer

Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage. — Gemma Ward

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are. — Don Herold

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend? — Dennis Miller

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears? — Libba Bray

I'm just in the business of creating; creating new work inspires you to create new work. It's kind of funny. — Karen Walker

People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing to have people shout at you on the street. — Uzo Aduba

I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem. — Murray Walker

No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine. — Thomas Keller

Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, — Patrick Thomas

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. — Jonathan Winters

Adolescence is a kind of emotional seasickness. Both are funny, but only in retrospect. — Arthur Koestler