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When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, 'Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.'
— Zach Galifianakis
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
— Amy Jo Johnson
I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character.
— Ben Stiller
She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader.
— L.A. Weatherly
You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.
— Kiersten White
We get so worried about being pretty. Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong.
— Britt Nicole
Mia bows dramatically. Welcome, kind Sir. Princess Mia has been awaiting your presence.
— K.A. Tucker
It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.
— Charles Willeford
The old woman was the kind who would not cut down a large old tree because it was a large old tree.
— Flannery O'Connor
Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing
— Melissa McCarthy
Children have an easier ability to tap into the surreal than adults do, in a funny kind of way.
— Julie Taymor
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
— Hailee Steinfeld
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
— Al Franken
On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.
— Oscar Wilde
Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy.
— J.D. Salinger
Right." A soft, choked laugh. "Kind of ruins the dramatic effect if I'm storming off in the wrong direction, doesn't it?
— Kelley Armstrong
I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
— Tears For Fears
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.
— Glen Hansard
Being sexy is kind of funny to me.
— Reba McEntire
Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
— Mignon McLaughlin
I did a film called 'Black Dynamite' that was very, very funny. That seems to be a film that's kind of a cult classic.
— Kevin Chapman
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off.
— Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny.
— Chris O'Donnell
That was magic for you, right? The thing about magic, the real kind: it didn't make excuses, and it was never funny.
— Lev Grossman
You always dream about being on a baseball card. It's kind of funny when you finally see it.
— Alex Rodriguez
She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.
— Andrew Hinkinson
Obviously she's the kind of woman who gives people the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to assume bad stuff first; correct it later.
— Heather Day Gilbert
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
— Terry Pratchett
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
— Frank Carson
Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?
— A. J. Jacobs
The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and machetes.
— Brittany Cavallaro
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
— Matt LeBlanc
I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty.
— Barbara Walters
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
— Jillian Dodd
Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
— Jerry Coleman
British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me.
— Jason Sellards
Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet?
— C.J. Milbrandt
What the heck kind of name was Sir?
— Cherise Sinclair
She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.
— Jonathan Tropper
It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
— Nick Offerman
The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.
— Robert M. Pirsig
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
— Jennifer Aniston
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
— Henny Youngman
Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.
— Melissa McCarthy
It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do.
— Lance Armstrong
My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
— Chris Rock
I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto.
— Keir Gilchrist
Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
— Diane Messidoro
Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.
— Eoin Colfer
What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?
— Jim Butcher
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'
— Susan Sarandon
So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
— Todd Solondz
Robert Hoffman is kind of infamous for beinga prankster, funny guy.
— Carter Jenkins
Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
— The Walking Dead
Bless your heart, they don't mind
they're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert
they're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you.
— Ned Vizzini
I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.
— Katie Holmes
I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?
— John Mulaney
Text messages are dying a funny kind of death.
— Anonymous
It is, ... kind of a softball atmosphere out there.
— Lance Berkman
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
— Christian Bale
I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."
— Mitch Hedberg
So now live for real, Craig. Live. Live. Live. Live.
— Ned Vizzini
Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage.
— Gemma Ward
Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
— Dennis Miller
I'm just in the business of creating; creating new work inspires you to create new work. It's kind of funny.
— Karen Walker
I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem.
— Murray Walker
No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.
— Thomas Keller
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas