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She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic. — Godfrey

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

There are moments of the most crazy all-encompassing joy. What a phenonenally beautiful kid. A funny, dear child. Kind and open and loving. — Elisa Albert

You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain. — Kiersten White

Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from that kind of truth. — Matt Nix

It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny. — Charles Willeford

Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing — Melissa McCarthy

It was the kind of laugh that hunted down funny things, and killed them stone dead. — Gregory David Roberts

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife. — Charles Barkley

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be. — Mignon McLaughlin

They are funny, too. And not always intentionally, either, which as far as I am concerned is the very best kind of funny. — Michael Booth

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores. — Yvette Nicole Brown

I grew up on the beaches, and I always found it kind of funny that it's considered decent if you cover three tiny spots with pieces of fabric. — Bo Derek

Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. — Jillian Dodd

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. — Matt LeBlanc

What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. — Haven Kimmel

The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and machetes. — Brittany Cavallaro

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" — Frank Carson

Because I grew up with women, I have a certain amount of charm, and I'm all right to get on with, kind enough, funny enough, blah blah blah. — James Nesbitt

Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way. — Manohla Dargis

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up. — Joanne Clancy

Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that? — William Kittredge

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. — Moby

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. — Ron Livingston

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. — Rick Baker

He was funny and charming, but also kind. It seemed the older she got, the more she appreciated kindness in people. — Susan Mallery

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him. — Noel Coward

That was magic for you, right? The thing about magic, the real kind: it didn't make excuses, and it was never funny. — Lev Grossman

Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle. — The Walking Dead

So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny. — Todd Solondz

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem? — Will Smith

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. — Fred Allen

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. — Lance Armstrong

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it. — Melissa McCarthy

She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over. — Jonathan Tropper

Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, — Patrick Thomas

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are. — Don Herold

I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you. — Ned Vizzini

One day instead the old woman said kind words to her and gave her an awning on a stick to keep rain off (there has been much rain in purgatorium) — Ali Smith

I work in a "you scratch my back, and I'll stab yours" kind of a place. — Kevin Kelly

Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage. — Gemma Ward

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny. — Chris O'Donnell

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me. — Jason Sellards

Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is. — Jerry Coleman