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I want an expresso. Black. But give me the domestic blend. That Turkish crap gives me the runs for a week. - Jenks
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Tighter than a straight man's butt cheeks in prison
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My God, woman. Your aura is glowing. Just admit you like him, bump uglies, and get on with your life!
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Tink's a Disney whore!- Jenks
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Jenks's wings tickled my neck, and I shivered.
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Elves apparently had a short childhood. Not like witches, who seemed to take forever to grow up, according to Jenks.
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You think my kids just popped out of the ground?
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Jenks squinted at me, and when Trent nodded, the pixy gestured sourly to Bis to get on with it. A four inch man ruled us all.
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Jenks made a face. He turned my son into a thief and broke my partner's heart. Why should I give him a draft of consideration?
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I feel like run-over crap," I complained.
"You look like run-over crap," Jenks said. "Drink your tea. — Kim Harrison
"You look like run-over crap," Jenks said. "Drink your tea. — Kim Harrison
Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks
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Jenks snorted, crumpling up the empty bag and throwing it away. "You can help Rachel by dropping dead."
"That's still an option," said Ivy. — Kim Harrison
"That's still an option," said Ivy. — Kim Harrison
I snorted, pulling myself in and already knowing what Jenks thought pixies did first best. And it wasn't saving my ass like he told everyone.
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That's all kids want to know - that you love them.
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In a smooth, unhurried motion, Jenks reached out and slapped him. "Seems to me you should pull the brains out of your ass.
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Tinks titties Rache
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Jenks, deep into his honey drunk, gyrated wildly.
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She was only a year old, but elves grew up fast. Not like witches, who Jenks swore were not able to be on their own until they were thirty. Ahem.
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Listen to me, you broken-fanged, moss-wiped excuse for a back-drafted blood bag! Jenks said, a silver-edged red dust slipping from him.
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I'm a pixy, Rachel. I may look all tough and stuff, but I got wings, and I know infatuation when I see it.
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Teaching an adolescent pixy and teenage gargoyle how to make explosives might not be such a good idea. But hell, he'd learned when he was five.
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But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al — Kim Harrison
-Both Jenks and Al — Kim Harrison
Tears could not be equal, if I wept diamonds from the skies.
Jenks (Black Magic Sanction) — Kim Harrison
Jenks (Black Magic Sanction) — Kim Harrison
Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...
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Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks
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Piss on my daisies, we have to save the demons!
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Rache," he said, trying to get into my line of sight. "What more do you need? God to send a telegram?" (Jenks)
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Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled. — Kim Harrison
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled. — Kim Harrison
I'm giving you fair warning, Mr. Cormel. If you bespell Rachel, I'll open up your head for the sunshine to come in." - Jenks
— Kim Harrison
Tink's a Disney whore!
— JENKS