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I want an expresso. Black. But give me the domestic blend. That Turkish crap gives me the runs for a week. - Jenks — Kim Harrison

All right, all right! Don't lose your panties. No, wait. You don't have any, do you? — Kim Harrison

Tighter than a straight man's butt cheeks in prison — Kim Harrison

My God, woman. Your aura is glowing. Just admit you like him, bump uglies, and get on with your life! — Kim Harrison

Tink's a Disney whore!- Jenks — Kim Harrison

Come on, Rachel!" Jenks shrilled. "You're a badass, not a bad witch! — Kim Harrison

Jenks's wings tickled my neck, and I shivered. — Kim Harrison

Elves apparently had a short childhood. Not like witches, who seemed to take forever to grow up, according to Jenks. — Kim Harrison

You think my kids just popped out of the ground? — Kim Harrison

Jenks squinted at me, and when Trent nodded, the pixy gestured sourly to Bis to get on with it. A four inch man ruled us all. — Kim Harrison

Jenks made a face. He turned my son into a thief and broke my partner's heart. Why should I give him a draft of consideration? — Kim Harrison

I feel like run-over crap," I complained.
"You look like run-over crap," Jenks said. "Drink your tea. — Kim Harrison

Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks — Kim Harrison

And L-M-N-O-P is not one letter, but five. It took me forever to figure that out. — Kim Harrison

Jenks snorted, crumpling up the empty bag and throwing it away. "You can help Rachel by dropping dead."
"That's still an option," said Ivy. — Kim Harrison

I snorted, pulling myself in and already knowing what Jenks thought pixies did first best. And it wasn't saving my ass like he told everyone. — Kim Harrison

Don't stereotype, Jenks. HAPA is an equal-opportunity hate group, I said. — Kim Harrison

That's all kids want to know - that you love them. — Kim Harrison

In a smooth, unhurried motion, Jenks reached out and slapped him. "Seems to me you should pull the brains out of your ass. — Kim Harrison

Tinks titties Rache
Jenks — Kim Harrison

Jenks, deep into his honey drunk, gyrated wildly. — Kim Harrison

She was only a year old, but elves grew up fast. Not like witches, who Jenks swore were not able to be on their own until they were thirty. Ahem. — Kim Harrison

Listen to me, you broken-fanged, moss-wiped excuse for a back-drafted blood bag! Jenks said, a silver-edged red dust slipping from him. — Kim Harrison

I'm a pixy, Rachel. I may look all tough and stuff, but I got wings, and I know infatuation when I see it. — Kim Harrison

Oh God.
Jenks, you aren't a carton of milk with an expiration date. You look great - — Kim Harrison

Teaching an adolescent pixy and teenage gargoyle how to make explosives might not be such a good idea. But hell, he'd learned when he was five. — Kim Harrison

But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al — Kim Harrison

Tears could not be equal, if I wept diamonds from the skies.
Jenks (Black Magic Sanction) — Kim Harrison

Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo... — Kim Harrison

Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks — Kim Harrison

Piss on my daisies, we have to save the demons! — Kim Harrison

Rache," he said, trying to get into my line of sight. "What more do you need? God to send a telegram?" (Jenks) — Kim Harrison

And you knows ugly when you sees ugly, don't ya, sweet thang. — Kim Harrison

Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled. — Kim Harrison

I'd never seen a man who could outshop me, but Jenks was a master. — Kim Harrison

Come on, Rachel! Jenks shrilled. ou're a badass, not a bad witch! — Kim Harrison

I'm giving you fair warning, Mr. Cormel. If you bespell Rachel, I'll open up your head for the sunshine to come in." - Jenks — Kim Harrison

Tink's a Disney whore! — JENKS