Killer Funny Quotes
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Killer Funny Quotes & Sayings
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But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean.
— J.A. Konrath
Lots of men would love toFuck you silly. The words just popped into his mind. Jesus. Where had that come from? — Joan Kilby
It is not what people do when they work, but what they do when they don't work that causes all their troubles.
— William J.H. Boetcker
A small lie needs a bodyguard of bigger lies to protect it.
— Winston S. Churchill
I have a three-piece suit. I'm an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I'm probably the killer.
— Mads Mikkelsen
Was marriage invented to cage love?
— Nilesh Rathod
Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.
— Kevis Hendrickson
the regime had been notably anti-anti-Semitic.
— Tom Reiss
A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.
— Jamie Farrell
You'll have more power when you aren't angry. Anger sucks your energy. It makes you weak and distorts your focus.
— A. Valentine Joseph
What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination.
— Stephen Helmes
Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.
— Nick Offerman
I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.
— Kylie Scott
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
— Ellen DeGeneres
My friends need to be punished.
— Lil' O
Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers.
— Jennifer Estep
The best remedy for what ails me is being with you here under the sun.
— Christopher Paolini
