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Killer Funny Quotes & Sayings

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But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean. — J.A. Konrath

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Fuck you silly. The words just popped into his mind. Jesus. Where had that come from? — Joan Kilby

It is not what people do when they work, but what they do when they don't work that causes all their troubles. — William J.H. Boetcker

Today we are always as ready to judge as we are to fornicate. — Albert Camus

A small lie needs a bodyguard of bigger lies to protect it. — Winston S. Churchill

I have a three-piece suit. I'm an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I'm probably the killer. — Mads Mikkelsen

His illicit allure would wear thin eventually, and the hero always got the girl. — Kit Rocha

Was marriage invented to cage love? — Nilesh Rathod

Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun. — Kevis Hendrickson

the regime had been notably anti-anti-Semitic. — Tom Reiss

I'm exceptionally open with my own parents, and they're exceptionally open with me. — Claire Danes

A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside. — Jamie Farrell

You'll have more power when you aren't angry. Anger sucks your energy. It makes you weak and distorts your focus. — A. Valentine Joseph

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people. — Nick Offerman

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. — Kylie Scott

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. — Ellen DeGeneres

My friends need to be punished. — Lil' O

Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers. — Jennifer Estep

The best remedy for what ails me is being with you here under the sun. — Christopher Paolini

I'm a late bloomer. Being a late bloomer is a problem when you decide at 40 you want to have children. — Daphne Zuniga

T Bone is genius. The way they've recorded my voice and the instrumentation to these songs is really quite extraordinary. — Betty Buckley