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I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game ... ' But then there's always another and another and another.
— Kevin Nealon
The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.
— Kevin Nealon
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!
— Kevin Nealon
I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.
— Kevin Nealon
A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.
— Kevin Nealon
When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'
— Kevin Nealon
I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere.
— Kevin Nealon
Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.
— Kevin Nealon
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
— Kevin Nealon
You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup.
— Kevin Nealon
I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.
— Kevin Nealon
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.
— Kevin Nealon
As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences.
— Kevin Nealon
I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.
— Kevin Nealon
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.
— Kevin Nealon
I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.
— Kevin Nealon
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.
— Kevin Nealon
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
— Kevin Nealon
When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.
— Kevin Nealon
It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.
— Kevin Nealon
I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.
— Kevin Nealon
When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood.
— Kevin Nealon
The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.
— Kevin Nealon
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.
— Kevin Nealon
I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
— Kevin Nealon
The Outer Limits was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The Twilight Zone.
— Kevin Nealon
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
— Kevin Nealon
The good thing about Weeds now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.
— Kevin Nealon
Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.
— Kevin Nealon
I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.
— Kevin Nealon
I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.
— Kevin Nealon
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.
— Kevin Nealon