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I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game ... ' But then there's always another and another and another. — Kevin Nealon

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. — Kevin Nealon

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty. — Kevin Nealon

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! — Kevin Nealon

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. — Kevin Nealon

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages. — Kevin Nealon

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' — Kevin Nealon

I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere. — Kevin Nealon

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. — Kevin Nealon

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. — Kevin Nealon

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up. — Kevin Nealon

You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. — Kevin Nealon

I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that. — Kevin Nealon

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. — Kevin Nealon

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven. — Kevin Nealon

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper. — Kevin Nealon

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up. — Kevin Nealon

As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences. — Kevin Nealon

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys. — Kevin Nealon

I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. — Kevin Nealon

As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good. — Kevin Nealon

I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. — Kevin Nealon

I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings. — Kevin Nealon

If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off! — Kevin Nealon

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. — Kevin Nealon

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together. — Kevin Nealon

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. — Kevin Nealon

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded. — Kevin Nealon

When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. — Kevin Nealon

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick. — Kevin Nealon

I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. — Kevin Nealon

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional. — Kevin Nealon

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. — Kevin Nealon

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far. — Kevin Nealon

The Outer Limits was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The Twilight Zone. — Kevin Nealon

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. — Kevin Nealon

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. — Kevin Nealon

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. — Kevin Nealon

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. — Kevin Nealon

The good thing about Weeds now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well. — Kevin Nealon

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. — Kevin Nealon

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. — Kevin Nealon

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. — Kevin Nealon

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. — Kevin Nealon