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You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus!
— George S. Kaufman
I think generally I'm kind of interested in subjective experience, what goes on inside someone's head, that being all they really know of the world.
— Charlie Kaufman
The comparison isn't with others; it's with your former and future selves.
— Scott Barry Kaufman
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
— George S. Kaufman
There are things that aren't represented in movies that are a big part of everyone's life. This is a movie about health and about the body.
— Charlie Kaufman
I've never had any complaints yet!
— George S. Kaufman
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
— George S. Kaufman
Either he trusts me, or he's just that foolish. Probably both. He'd certainly have to be foolish to trust me.
— Amie Kaufman
You're dealing with the body, and you're dealing with bodily functions. We romanticize everything about people in movies.
— Charlie Kaufman
There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me.
— Andy Kaufman
Each one of us has a destiny to fulfill, and a seat to take. It is never to late, as long as we have breath.
— Kristin S. Kaufman
There's no drama like wrestling.
— Andy Kaufman
There are so many people who are making movies now who can't get any kind of distribution, so the market seems like it's flooded.
— Charlie Kaufman
She's gazing down at me, Stone-faced Chase, absolutely unforgiving, soot and ashes streaking her face like war paint.
— Amie Kaufman
One person's mess is merely another person's filing system.
— Margo Kaufman
Words signify man's refusal to accept the world as it is.
— Herbert Kaufman
Substitute the word gay for straight and she's the exact same pain in the neck kid sister she was before she told us.
— Amy Kaufman Burk
Here's a curious fact about human beings: we have a really hard time realizing that something isn't there.
— Josh Kaufman
KIRBY: A man can't give up his business.GRANDPA: Why not? You've got all the money you need. You can't take it with you. — George S. Kaufman
I want to try it to see what it's like and see what my stuff looks like when I take it from inception to completion.
— Charlie Kaufman
I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
— George S. Kaufman
CLEMENTINE: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.JOEL: I know.
CLEMENTINE: What do we do?
JOEL: Enjoy it. — Charlie Kaufman
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
— Jerry Lawler
Luckily, I've never been offered a directing job that was lucrative. I've never heard, "Here's $800,000 to remake Sisters."
— Lloyd Kaufman
The heart has its reasons; it's the mind that's suspect.
— Bel Kaufman
When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.
— Andy Kaufman
You don't mention death when it's hovering near someone you love. You don't want t attract the reaper's attention.
— Amie Kaufman
I don't think screenwriting is therapeutic. It's actually really, really hard for me. It's not an enjoyable process.
— Charlie Kaufman
I like the word OLD. Not senior, that's for proms. Older? Older than whom? 'Old' is honorable and ripe
— Bel Kaufman
I just try to be honest, because I think that's part of my job description as a writer.
— Charlie Kaufman
I think if I've worked anything through with screenwriting it's that I'm not going to be able to work anything through.
— Charlie Kaufman
But she's here, she's mine. I'm hers.
— Amie Kaufman
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
— George S. Kaufman
A teacher is frequently the only adult in the pupil's environment who treats him with respect.
— Bel Kaufman
She may be trained, but I'm fighting for my family, my home, my freedom. She's fighting for a goddamn paycheck.
— Amie Kaufman
There's theater in life, obviously, and there's life in theater.
— Charlie Kaufman
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
— George S. Kaufman
It's all I can do not to turn my face toward his, the way a plant grows toward the light.
— Amie Kaufman
A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper.
— Barry Neil Kaufman
What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.
— Andy Kaufman
You are the person who determines what you do. That's a big responsibility. Make the most of it.
— Ron Kaufman
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
— George S. Kaufman
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
— George S. Kaufman
I think if something resonates, even if it's surreal, it's because it is relatable and I think that that's a core issue for me.
— Charlie Kaufman
I wanted to deal with someone's idea of their relationship.
— Charlie Kaufman
That's so not your business it almost punches clean past the event horizon of Not Your Business and becomes Your Business again.
— Amie Kaufman
Do what's right and you'll never go wrong.
— Ron Kaufman
My husband says that I'm afraid of heights, but that's not true. What I'm afraid of is falling.
— Margo Kaufman
It's not that he's choosing me, a girl he met less than a month agohe's choosing a world in which no one has to die. — Amie Kaufman
Never mind the cream; it will always rise to the top. It's the skim milk that needs good teachers.
— Bel Kaufman
Stop asking if the glass is half full or half empty. Instead ask "What's in it? How did it get there? What can I do with it?"
— David Kaufman
Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks.
— Charlie Kaufman
To quote a noted Jewish humorist, Sholom Aleichem: "First comes health. You can always hang yourself later." As
— Bel Kaufman
It's fun to improvise, but I still think it's better to have a great script, you know, like a Charlie Kaufman script.
— Sam Rockwell
When you're feeling lost, take heart. It's just your brain gathering the information it needs to make good decisions.
— Josh Kaufman
I always overpay or overtip when I'm upset.
— Sue Kaufman
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
— George S. Kaufman
Now Miss LaRoux's getting my ass kicked on the sparring mats as well. Is there any part of my life that girl can't mess with?
— Amie Kaufman
The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society.
— Irving R. Kaufman
There's no such thing as the very best. If you're doing your best, it's only because you haven't yet found a way to do better.
— Ron Kaufman
Or else I'm dead, and I've ended up in hell after all, and it's an escape pod with Lilac LaRoux.
— Amie Kaufman
If it's not impossible, you may as well try. If it is impossible, at least you'll find out why.
— Ron Kaufman
Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers.
— Herbert Kaufman
There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.
— George S. Kaufman
What's possible today isn't bound by what was possible yesterday, and is never a measure of what's possible tomorrow.
— Ron Kaufman
I choose to write characters from the inside because I feel like that's the way I'm gonna get the most honest version of them.
— Charlie Kaufman
God finally caught his eye.
— George S. Kaufman
You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.
— George S. Kaufman
How is it that I can want him so badly when he's only been gone from me for a minute?
— Amie Kaufman
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
— George S. Kaufman
