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You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus! — George S. Kaufman

I think generally I'm kind of interested in subjective experience, what goes on inside someone's head, that being all they really know of the world. — Charlie Kaufman

The comparison isn't with others; it's with your former and future selves. — Scott Barry Kaufman

The true measure of what you put in, is what's received on the other end. — Ron Kaufman

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. — George S. Kaufman

There are things that aren't represented in movies that are a big part of everyone's life. This is a movie about health and about the body. — Charlie Kaufman

Always do what you can do instead of worrying about what you can't. — Ron Kaufman

I've never had any complaints yet! — George S. Kaufman

Los Angeles: A city I like because it's easy to tell who the strange people are. — Margo Kaufman

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. — George S. Kaufman

Either he trusts me, or he's just that foolish. Probably both. He'd certainly have to be foolish to trust me. — Amie Kaufman

I like titles that are a little difficult, because it's kind of counterintuitive. — Charlie Kaufman

I am frequently underestimated. I think it's because I'm short. — Amie Kaufman

You're dealing with the body, and you're dealing with bodily functions. We romanticize everything about people in movies. — Charlie Kaufman

There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me. — Andy Kaufman

Each one of us has a destiny to fulfill, and a seat to take. It is never to late, as long as we have breath. — Kristin S. Kaufman

There's no drama like wrestling. — Andy Kaufman

There are so many people who are making movies now who can't get any kind of distribution, so the market seems like it's flooded. — Charlie Kaufman

She's gazing down at me, Stone-faced Chase, absolutely unforgiving, soot and ashes streaking her face like war paint. — Amie Kaufman

One person's mess is merely another person's filing system. — Margo Kaufman

Words signify man's refusal to accept the world as it is. — Herbert Kaufman

Substitute the word gay for straight and she's the exact same pain in the neck kid sister she was before she told us. — Amy Kaufman Burk

Here's a curious fact about human beings: we have a really hard time realizing that something isn't there. — Josh Kaufman

KIRBY: A man can't give up his business.
GRANDPA: Why not? You've got all the money you need. You can't take it with you. — George S. Kaufman

I want to try it to see what it's like and see what my stuff looks like when I take it from inception to completion. — Charlie Kaufman

Then she smiles, and it turns out she has dimples, and it's all over. — Amie Kaufman

I understand your new play is full of single entendres. — George S. Kaufman

CLEMENTINE: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
JOEL: I know.
CLEMENTINE: What do we do?
JOEL: Enjoy it. — Charlie Kaufman

Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied! — Jerry Lawler

Luckily, I've never been offered a directing job that was lucrative. I've never heard, "Here's $800,000 to remake Sisters." — Lloyd Kaufman

Greatness is not how you feel, it's how you make others feel. — Ron Kaufman

The heart has its reasons; it's the mind that's suspect. — Bel Kaufman

When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room. — Andy Kaufman

Be the exception to the rule. It's the surest way to become exceptional. — Ron Kaufman

You don't mention death when it's hovering near someone you love. You don't want t attract the reaper's attention. — Amie Kaufman

I don't think screenwriting is therapeutic. It's actually really, really hard for me. It's not an enjoyable process. — Charlie Kaufman

And now, born from the ashes, she's a warrior in bloodied black. — Amie Kaufman

I like the word OLD. Not senior, that's for proms. Older? Older than whom? 'Old' is honorable and ripe — Bel Kaufman

Love is the ultimate giving, an expression of one's best self. — Bel Kaufman

There's no what's next, there's only now, and this moment lasts forever. — Amie Kaufman

Let today's strong performance be your starting point for tomorrow. — Ron Kaufman

I just try to be honest, because I think that's part of my job description as a writer. — Charlie Kaufman

I think if I've worked anything through with screenwriting it's that I'm not going to be able to work anything through. — Charlie Kaufman

But she's here, she's mine. I'm hers. — Amie Kaufman

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. — George S. Kaufman

A teacher is frequently the only adult in the pupil's environment who treats him with respect. — Bel Kaufman

She may be trained, but I'm fighting for my family, my home, my freedom. She's fighting for a goddamn paycheck. — Amie Kaufman

There's theater in life, obviously, and there's life in theater. — Charlie Kaufman

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. — George S. Kaufman

It's all I can do not to turn my face toward his, the way a plant grows toward the light. — Amie Kaufman

A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper. — Barry Neil Kaufman

What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality. — Andy Kaufman

You are the person who determines what you do. That's a big responsibility. Make the most of it. — Ron Kaufman

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. — George S. Kaufman

Everything I've written is personal - it's the only way I know how to write. — Charlie Kaufman

Satire is what closes on Saturday night. — George S. Kaufman

I think if something resonates, even if it's surreal, it's because it is relatable and I think that that's a core issue for me. — Charlie Kaufman

Good teachers, like Tolstoy's happy families, are alike everywhere. — Bel Kaufman

I wanted to deal with someone's idea of their relationship. — Charlie Kaufman

That's so not your business it almost punches clean past the event horizon of Not Your Business and becomes Your Business again. — Amie Kaufman

Do what's right and you'll never go wrong. — Ron Kaufman

My husband says that I'm afraid of heights, but that's not true. What I'm afraid of is falling. — Margo Kaufman

When customers' expectations change faster than your willingness or ability to serve them, you can be sure they'll be someone else's customers soon. — Ron Kaufman

Children are the true connoisseurs. What's precious to them has no price, only value. — Bel Kaufman

It's not that he's choosing me, a girl he met less than a month ago
he's choosing a world in which no one has to die. — Amie Kaufman

Quality is more than a promise, it's genuine performance. — Ron Kaufman

Never mind the cream; it will always rise to the top. It's the skim milk that needs good teachers. — Bel Kaufman

Stop asking if the glass is half full or half empty. Instead ask "What's in it? How did it get there? What can I do with it?" — David Kaufman

Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks. — Charlie Kaufman

Q: When you are already in the lead, how do you to stay ahead? — Ron Kaufman

To quote a noted Jewish humorist, Sholom Aleichem: "First comes health. You can always hang yourself later." As — Bel Kaufman

It's fun to improvise, but I still think it's better to have a great script, you know, like a Charlie Kaufman script. — Sam Rockwell

When you're feeling lost, take heart. It's just your brain gathering the information it needs to make good decisions. — Josh Kaufman

Create a compelling service vision. When people want to, they will. — Ron Kaufman

Good customers want good quality service. Great customers want it even more. — Ron Kaufman

It's fine to wait for an appropriate time, but it's inappropriate to wait forever. — Ron Kaufman

If they're going to remember the problem, make sure they remember it fondly. — Ron Kaufman

I always overpay or overtip when I'm upset. — Sue Kaufman

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. — George S. Kaufman

Now Miss LaRoux's getting my ass kicked on the sparring mats as well. Is there any part of my life that girl can't mess with? — Amie Kaufman

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. — Irving R. Kaufman

There are monsters among us, it's true. But there are heroes too. — Amie Kaufman

There's no such thing as the very best. If you're doing your best, it's only because you haven't yet found a way to do better. — Ron Kaufman

Promise me that no matter what you hear, you won't go off on your own to investigate. I want your word. There's a command in his voice, soft as it is. — Amie Kaufman

Or else I'm dead, and I've ended up in hell after all, and it's an escape pod with Lilac LaRoux. — Amie Kaufman

If it's not impossible, you may as well try. If it is impossible, at least you'll find out why. — Ron Kaufman

Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers. — Herbert Kaufman

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there. — George S. Kaufman

What's possible today isn't bound by what was possible yesterday, and is never a measure of what's possible tomorrow. — Ron Kaufman

I choose to write characters from the inside because I feel like that's the way I'm gonna get the most honest version of them. — Charlie Kaufman

God finally caught his eye. — George S. Kaufman

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there. — George S. Kaufman

How is it that I can want him so badly when he's only been gone from me for a minute? — Amie Kaufman

And that's it; that's why I want to teach; that's the one and only compensation: to make a permanent difference in the life of a child. — Bel Kaufman

When I was born I owed twelve dollars. — George S. Kaufman

It's not about what I say, right? It's what I do that matters here. — Amie Kaufman

I don't think the world objectively exists the way we think it exists. There's a constant sort of storytelling process. — Charlie Kaufman

My brain feels like it's running on a treadmill in a pool of tar. — Amie Kaufman

Lilac won't talk to me again. There's a tremor. Lilac won't kiss me again. I won't hear her laugh. My lungs constrict. Why am I doing this to myself ? — Amie Kaufman

Andy Warhol says everyone will be famous for 15 minutes in the future, but even he couldn't have imagine today's fame is due to whom you sleep with. — Steve Kaufman