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Life - with or without softener- is hard — Kate Papas

So this was where jock straps went to die. — Kate Meader

Mmmm, Kate, the Chief of Security. Sexy. Who better to guard my body then the woman who owns it?"
"Curran, I will punch you. — Ilona Andrews

When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires — Jodi Picoult

You know that Kate called Walter a heartless bastard?"
"And an asshole. I am quite proud. — Aimee Carter

How reassuring. - Queen Elizabeth, when told during a walking tour of Scotland that she looks like the Queen — Kate Petrella

I'm just a simple guy. I love beer, sex, and hockey. I hate liars, Sting, and art that doesn't have people in it. - Luke Almeida — Kate Meader

Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?"
"Yes. I was feeling aggressive. — Jennifer Crusie

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor. — Kate Beckinsale

I poo poo the chit.'
The attendant looked stunned. 'You cannot poo-poo the chit!'
I do.' Kate said solemnly. 'I do poo-poo.'
We'll walk. — Kenneth Oppel

I hoped he figured out what my body language said: You're less than nothing to me. — Kate Kae Myers

I like working on stories where I can explore the darker corners of childhood without illustrations but with humor. — Kate Klise

Life keeps changing without giving a damn about our personal feelings. — Kate Papas

Blasted spam pigeons! — Kate Beaton

You flatter me shamelessly. I like it. Good. — Kenneth Oppel

Are you aware, Mr Mayor, then when casually scrying the streets of London, you stand out like a giraffe on roller skates, yes? — Kate Griffin

There ain't a body, be it mouse or man, that ain't made better by a little soup. — Kate DiCamillo

Kate Hudson's entire career exists because people who fall in love sometimes tell lies about where they work. — Caroline Kepnes

Who was the moron on the phone?"
"Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon. — Jennifer Crusie

Me?" Penny's voice, surprised. "Well, I'm Penny Ngwenya, Matthew's butt-kicking, life-saving, totally awesome apprentice. Um. Hi. — Kate Griffin

Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed.
"Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking.
"More or less," Arriane said — Lauren Kate

You ever get the feeling we're in way, WAY over our heads?' Kate asked.
David shrugged. 'I get that feeling every time I go drinking with you. — Chris Lester

I'm going to marry Prince William! I'll get all Kate Middleton's cute coats! — Claudia Gray

You are the embodiment of selfishness. — Kate Chopin

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it! — Ilona Andrews

She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops. — Ilona Andrews

The van stank of cabbage and cornered like a drunken elephant. It would do. — Kate Griffin

It shows damn near everything. I's been hiding my breasts for so long, I half forgot I had 'em. — Erin Bowman

Educational system in America is not as good as in China. You may be an idiot. It is hard to tell with you white people. — Kate Danley

Luce blushed. "Then what kind of angel are you?"
"I'm sort of in between gigs right now," Daniel said. — Lauren Kate

Kate wondered who was more addicted to their high, serial killers or coffee addicts. — Victoria Schwab

Disney will never make a movie about my life story, and that's a shame
I'd make a really cute animated creature. — Kate Bornstein

Boomerang arrow, Kate
It comes back to you in the end. Boomerang. Respect it. — Matt Fraction

Help me, I can't breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. — Ilona Andrews

Jeff's attention is swiveling between the two of them like he's watching a game of tennis being played with a kitten's head instead of a ball. — Kate Sherwood

Allow me to congratulate you on your very astute powers of observation. — Kate DiCamillo

Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane! — Lauren Kate

People are here because they've got baggage. I'm talking curbside-check-in, pay-the-fine-'cause-it's-over-fifty-pounds kind of baggage. Get it? — Lauren Kate

Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite"

"Mindy, there is no boogeyman, "I said as I snuggled in to bed, " I hauled Carl in years ago. — Kate Danley

I got dressed. You can't be Midnight Mayor in your underpants. — Kate Griffin

Just a donation request to support the brave public servants of Los Angeles during this time of budgetary shortfalls. — Kate Danley

I feel like a von Trapp," Ruby said between puffs, "But fatter, older and with absolutely no energy for singing. — Kate Morton

On verge of going apostrophic, taking foxglove, myrrh, mare's milk cure, shedding articles, shredding conjunctions, but can't shake prepositions. — Kate Campbell

Cat piss and porcupines! — Kate Hattemer

Never trust a German to get a sauce right. Their solution to everything is just add more butter. — Kate Quinn

Big hat, no cattle. — Kate Quinn

And Daniel?" She asked.
"Daniel was a player-"
"Hey!"
"That's what they called the actors." Bill rolled his eyes. — Lauren Kate

I loved our mutual corny sense of humor. Underneath all his macho bravado, he was a dork. Just like me. — Kate Rockland

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right. — Kate DiCamillo

So the demon says to the angel: 'Sue me? Where do you think you're going to have to go to find a lawyer? — Lauren Kate

It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor. — Kate DiCamillo

Just like old librarians, old coins are often more valuable than they appear at face value. — Kate Klise

There is nothing so debilitating to a naturally weak sense of humor as selling tickets behind a grating ... — Kate Douglas Wiggin

I turned to the Times crossword puzzle and asked Kate, "What's the definition of a moderate Arab?" "I don't know." "A guy who ran out of ammunition. — Nelson DeMille

Don't part from me in any ill humor. I never knew you to be out of patience with me before. — Kate Chopin

I'm a writer, not a DJ. I don't take requests. — Kate LeDonne Black

Ell?" Kate asked. "You okay?"
"Yeah, I thought I saw a spider." I shook my fist at Will and scowled. "A big, really ugly one. Sorry. — Courtney Allison Moulton

Well. I am not afraid. But to protect you, Katerina, I will be discreet. Plain Kate considered a cat's idea of discretion, and was frightened. — Erin Bow

I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord. — Ilona Andrews

What exactly constitutes an emergency in a modelling agency? Two girls fighting to death with a hair straightener? — Kate Forster

Her cousin had clearly found a kindred penis in Jack Kilroy. — Kate Meader

Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list. — Ilona Andrews

I would try being friends with her, but she's too busy being a smartass."

"Now you know how the rest of us feel," Jim said. — Ilona Andrews